***city v chelsea official match thread***

[lets all have a disco]

And watching tunnel cam you'd think Costa was a nice lad. He comes in and says hi to all the security opening the doors for the players. Gives all the City kids high fives when walking passed.

Watching tunnel cam and Costa does look like a nice geezer behind all the bollocks, everyone was very friendly to him I just think his 'edge' gets the better of him on the pitch and he becomes a parody of what he is supposed to be if that makes sense.

Little Fern kicked his arse because he was a turn coat on the Brazilian national team to win a few pots with Spain.

[Cocacolajojo1]

And watching tunnel cam you'd think Costa was a nice lad. He comes in and says hi to all the security opening the doors for the players. Gives all the City kids high fives when walking passed.

Some players are idiots on the pitch but mild as cats off it. Kind of a dr Jekyll and mr Hyde kind of thing. Perhaps he's one of them.

[Mase]

And watching tunnel cam you'd think Costa was a nice lad. He comes in and says hi to all the security opening the doors for the players. Gives all the City kids high fives when walking passed.

Some players are idiots on the pitch but mild as cats off it. Kind of a dr Jekyll and mr Hyde kind of thing. Perhaps he's one of them.

Must be because he seems sound on that tunnel cam.

[I Just Blue Myself]

His antics are 100% calculated. A bit of an Italian defending, win at all costs air about it. Don't see why he can't be a nice chap off the pitch.

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Fernandinho has told the press that the clash with Diego Costa was not intentional and blown out of proportion.
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... iego-Costa

[Dameerto]

Just seen the Fern elbow. Barely touched the old cunt!

That's agist, mate. And technically inaccurate. The politically correct denotation should be "old looking cunt".

And yet he started bleeding. Magital touch!

That just goes to prove he's a cunt.

Can't believe he brought a razor on the pitch to cut his own head to try and get one of ours sent off!

The medical staff must have got him and Cahill mixed up because they stuffed the tampons up Cahill's nose instead.

[zuricity]

I reckon if Costa doesn't buck his ideas up, start playing as a striker and not a whiner, someone with a shocking first touch and always on his arse.Chelsea will soon tire of him. His head was hit in the challenge because his timing and positioning was so poor, not that ferd did anything malicious. Who was first to the ball ? and who won the ball ?

[Cocacolajojo1]

His antics are 100% calculated. A bit of an Italian defending, win at all costs air about it. Don't see why he can't be a nice chap off the pitch.

But it's confusing!

[Cocacolajojo1]

Re Fern

I think it's intentional. There's little doubt in my mind that Fern knows what he's doing and that it's gonna hurt. Just a couple of minutes earlier Costa put in a tough and unnecessary challenge on him and that would've been the payback. With that in mind it's almost a work of art. Hurting someone while not showing any effort or intent what so ever. Normally I'd not condone that but considering who's on the receiving end, I think I'll just put on a smug smile.

Re Sterling

Just reviewed the highlights and saw that I got it wrong, Sterling was only directly involved in one of the chances. Whatever.

[nottsblue]

Just seen the Fern elbow. Barely touched the old cunt!

That's agist, mate. And technically inaccurate. The politically correct denotation should be "old looking cunt".

And yet he started bleeding. Magital touch!

That just goes to prove he's a cunt.

Can't believe he brought a razor on the pitch to cut his own head to try and get one of ours sent off!

The medical staff must have got him and Cahill mixed up because they stuffed the tampons up Cahill's nose instead.

Excellent

[Wonderwall]

Just look at Big Rubes face.

He would have sorted Costa out if he got too naughty.

absolutely loved the little jog by Mangala to catch up to Fernandinho and stand in between him and Costa along with Kompany! Now that's Solidarity brother!

[Mase]

Just look at Big Rubes face.

He would have sorted Costa out if he got too naughty.

absolutely loved the little jog by Mangala to catch up to Fernandinho and stand in between him and Costa along with Kompany! Now that's Solidarity brother!

Makes a change from the days when Keane was able to assault Haaland and City players had their fuckin arms around Keane. Still pisses me off to this day!!

[Nigels Tackle]

Just look at Big Rubes face.

He would have sorted Costa out if he got too naughty.

absolutely loved the little jog by Mangala to catch up to Fernandinho and stand in between him and Costa along with Kompany! Now that's Solidarity brother!

#together

looks like the squad has united over the summer. great to see.

[PrezIke]

Re Fern

I think it's intentional. There's little doubt in my mind that Fern knows what he's doing and that it's gonna hurt. Just a couple of minutes earlier Costa put in a tough and unnecessary challenge on him and that would've been the payback. With that in mind it's almost a work of art. Hurting someone while not showing any effort or intent what so ever. Normally I'd not condone that but considering who's on the receiving end, I think I'll just put on a smug smile.

Re Sterling

Just reviewed the highlights and saw that I got it wrong, Sterling was only directly involved in one of the chances. Whatever.

I hate to say this, but I changed my mind for the same reason and think might have been too. However, a red might have not been given because of Costa's antics/style of play during the game and reputation.

[I Just Blue Myself]

http://www.dirtytackle.net/2015/08/17/i ... v-chelsea/

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

http://www.dirtytackle.net/2015/08/17/if-it-continued-man-city-v-chelsea/

IJBM:
This Dirty Tackle match report is brilliantly funny and it has provided the best smiles of the day!
As my thanks for sharing, I hope you'll also enjoy the following fun match report:
http://www.espnfc.us/blog/kicking-and-s ... g/63/index

[Hutch's Shoulder]

http://www.dirtytackle.net/2015/08/17/if-it-continued-man-city-v-chelsea/

'Brendan Rodgers, dressed as a mortician from the future' and 'Pellegrini maintains a calm, quiet disposition as he watches the match while, in his mind, he does vengeful pelvic thrusts in the direction of Chelsea’s bench' made me laugh

[nottsblue]

http://www.dirtytackle.net/2015/08/17/if-it-continued-man-city-v-chelsea/

Excellent

139' Eden Hazard arrives and apologises for being late. Superb

[zuricity]

I've seen a few articles today and yesterday being very negative about Fabregas. His failure to support Matic in midfield was just one complaint.

Media looking for scapegoats rather than writing the bleedin' obvious that City were so dominant, City were so rampant , that fine, quality players like Fabregas and Matic couldn't stop City.

[Slim]

vengeful pelvic thrusts is my new favourite thing in the world.