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by CuteMancs » Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:21 pm
I usually treat my body like a temple. Last night I treated mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell.
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by South Stand Balti » Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:44 pm
Not the most optimistic bunch. My favourite being......if Mark Hughes reffed this we'd still lose.
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by CTID Hants » Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:50 pm
Thanks CM,
I almost felt sorry this guy, almost.....
I feel like someone is going to give me a firm kick in the bollocks and there is not a single thing thing I can do about it.
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by Tokyo Blue » Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:50 pm
Nice one, CM. Ten years ago we often said the same things. Maybe in ten years we'll be saying them again. Enjoy it while while we've got it..
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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by Swales4ever » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:14 pm
Tokyo Blue wrote:Nice one, CM. Ten years ago we often said the same things. Maybe in ten years we'll be saying them again. Enjoy it while while we've got it..
I reckon a slight drop on the average Community sense of humour hasn't took You to much surprise, with all those foreign bandwagon jumpers around.
good appetizer as usual, CuteMancs. thanks as usual for your commitment.
don't wanna single out any humorous effort out of the Potties common sense. loved each one of them.
1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...
In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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by Chinners » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:20 pm
Cheers CM
'God help us' ... 'They have Jesus thou'
Brilliant!!!
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by nottsblue » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:47 pm
South Stand Balti wrote:Not the most optimistic bunch. My favourite being......if Mark Hughes reffed this we'd still lose.
That's a cracker.
Cheers for this CM
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by Dameerto » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:19 pm
Chinners wrote:Cheers CM
'God help us' ... 'They have Jesus thou'
Brilliant!!!
I liked that too.
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by aristation » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:46 pm
It could almost make me feel sorry for them if they weren't just about to try and kick the s**t out of merlin and tin-tin and break the legs of sterling and sane!
Stoke under hughes wont change
It may be my last year as a season ticket holder as it just doesn't seem the same with so few English and local players (but I said that last year)
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by Swales4ever » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:49 pm
aristation wrote:It could almost make me feel sorry for them if they weren't just about to try and kick the s**t out of merlin and tin-tin and break the legs of sterling and sane!
Stoke under hughes wont change
I feel what you feel mate, but i deem that a tad harsh.
that Stoke have moved to WBA, as experienced in the cucaracha cup
1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...
In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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by aristation » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:52 pm
"I feel what you feel mate, but i deem that a tad harsh.
that Stoke have moved to WBA, as experienced in the cucaracha cup"
Swales4ever
You may be right but having been at the WBA game and seen the thuggery I am still scarred and I don't know what merlin's ankles are like!
It may be my last year as a season ticket holder as it just doesn't seem the same with so few English and local players (but I said that last year)
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by Swales4ever » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:57 pm
aristation wrote:"I feel what you feel mate, but i deem that a tad harsh.
that Stoke have moved to WBA, as experienced in the cucaracha cup"
Swales4ever
You may be right but having been at the WBA game and seen the thuggery I am still scarred and I don't know what merlin's ankles are like!
I am still nuts for that, but thankfully there's only one fecklin Pulis in the Prem these days.
I mean, Leslie for all his flaws is not even able to set a well parked bus. they'll come prudential but try and play footy, imho
1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...
In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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