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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:49 pm

Dameerto wrote:
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I'm not sure any disabled person deserves to be slagged off for having a disability.

Don't get me wrong, a cunt is a cunt where they're sitting or standing, but that's a different story...



I dunno, those fucking MS cunts. Don't even start me on the amputees.


I'd give my right arm to be an amputee.


good work. i was stumped trying to think of an amputee based joke
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Dameerto » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:50 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Dameerto wrote:
Slim wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
I'm not sure any disabled person deserves to be slagged off for having a disability.

Don't get me wrong, a cunt is a cunt where they're sitting or standing, but that's a different story...



I dunno, those fucking MS cunts. Don't even start me on the amputees.


I'd give my right arm to be an amputee.


good work. i was stumped trying to think of an amputee based joke

I went out on a limb with that one.
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby iwasthere2012 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:54 pm

Dameerto wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Dameerto wrote:
Slim wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
I'm not sure any disabled person deserves to be slagged off for having a disability.

Don't get me wrong, a cunt is a cunt where they're sitting or standing, but that's a different story...



I dunno, those fucking MS cunts. Don't even start me on the amputees.


I'd give my right arm to be an amputee.


good work. i was stumped trying to think of an amputee based joke

I went out on a limb with that one.

There's no 'arm in that.
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Original Dub » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:29 pm

This topic really has gathered legs.

Cut it out now ffs
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby mr_nool » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:53 pm

You're all going about like a bunch of Munchenhausers.
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby City64 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:46 pm

Can we hop off this subject now ?
Not really here

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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Mase » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:10 am

City64 wrote:Can we hop off this subject now ?


Surprised you could type that, you're usually legless.
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:33 pm

Some seriously lame puns in here.
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:37 pm

Some of you do not have a leg to stand on.
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:49 pm

Mase wrote:
City64 wrote:Can we hop off this subject now ?


Surprised you could type that, you're usually legless.


following an early start in town he'll be completely paraplegic come kick off tomorrow
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:32 pm

I'm plegia'n with you, please stop.!
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Re: Pellers presser

Postby City64 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:45 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Mase wrote:
City64 wrote:Can we hop off this subject now ?


Surprised you could type that, you're usually legless.


following an early start in town he'll be completely paraplegic come kick off tomorrow


Someone is pulling your leg pal .
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