The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Nigels Tackle]

I do like the way that we're now hearing from the media how the Rags feed them stories of future signings after bad results. Just shows how two sets of cunts do their business.

Scum, the pair of them!

the tick tocking is getting noticibly louder!

[bigblue]

Just want to post this again because it gets funnier with every game

Watch on youtube.com

[The Maine Man]

Just want to post this again because it gets funnier with every game

Watch on youtube.com

Thanks BB, I love that clip. He sounds almost coherent even though he must be on drugs!

[freshie]

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/vid ... 576870866/

[The Maine Man]

United fans threaten revolt if forced to pay for Europa League tickets
www.dailymail.co.uk › article-2573450

They're having to resort to North Korean tactics to prevent mass empty seats in Europe!

[nottsblue]

"You can't park there, it's a disabled space", shouted the car park attendant.

"There are eleven empty spaces, it's not as if eleven disabled people are all going to turn up at once, is it?" I replied

At which point the Man United team bus pulled up to disprove my theory.

[john@staustell]

United fans threaten revolt if forced to pay for Europa League tickets
http://www.dailymail.co.uk › article-2573450

They're having to resort to North Korean tactics to prevent mass empty seats in Europe!

United fans are revolting eh? Always knew that.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

"You can't park there, it's a disabled space", shouted the car park attendant.

"There are eleven empty spaces, it's not as if eleven disabled people are all going to turn up at once, is it?" I replied

At which point the Man United team bus pulled up to disprove my theory.

Heehee.

[Beefymcfc]

There were a few Rags give me grief when we played Midgetland. Karma's a right fucking bitch isnt it :-)

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

[Beefymcfc]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's doing a grand job, all the Rags I know are up in arms. That'll do for me.

It's all about the mythical 'Rag Way' where they seem to believe they should be winning everything in glorious fashion. Plus, they're soft arses who still believe everything that the media prints. With the media seemingly being fed from outside the Rag propaganda machine and negative columns being printed, the poor souls don't know what to do so the only thing left is to get angry and cry into their Giggsy duvet sets.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's got them tight at the back at the swamp. They've conceded 11 on their travels though.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's got them tight at the back at the swamp. They've conceded 11 on their travels though.

Fair enough. I still look at the table and think if it's not us it will end up being them. Arsenal will bottle and Leicester won't survive up top. If we fuck it up these scummy twats will profit.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's got them tight at the back at the swamp. They've conceded 11 on their travels though.

Fair enough. I still look at the table and think if it's not us it will end up being them. Arsenal will bottle and Leicester won't survive up top. If we fuck it up these scummy twats will profit.

I have that same bad feeling mate. It's hard not to laugh at them though. not getting through that CL group was pathetic and then there was their humiliation to Middlesborough in the League Cup, on top of that you have their captain reportedly turning up half pissed for training and then there's the fans desperation screaming attack at the players whilst Van Gaal has them under strict instructions to go sideways.

[dave watson's perm]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's got them tight at the back at the swamp. They've conceded 11 on their travels though.

Fair enough. I still look at the table and think if it's not us it will end up being them. Arsenal will bottle and Leicester won't survive up top. If we fuck it up these scummy twats will profit.

I have that same bad feeling mate. It's hard not to laugh at them though. not getting through that CL group was pathetic and then there was their humiliation to Middlesborough in the League Cup, on top of that you have their captain reportedly turning up half pissed for training and then there's the fans desperation screaming attack at the players whilst Van Gaal has them under strict instructions to go sideways.

The cnts laughed at us for years so I have absolutely no hesitation in laughing at them at every turn. It couldn't happen to a nicer set of bstrds (apart from maybe the bin dippers........)

[iwasthere2012]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's got them tight at the back at the swamp. They've conceded 11 on their travels though.

Fair enough. I still look at the table and think if it's not us it will end up being them. Arsenal will bottle and Leicester won't survive up top. If we fuck it up these scummy twats will profit.

And we've Arsenal and Leicester to play over the next few weeks. Laughing can turn to tears very quickly as we see in here every other week.
All that matters is where you are at the end of the season and I still think they'll be found out.

[patrickblue]

I'm in the extreme minority but I don't think van gala is doing as bad as everyone else.

He's not doing great don't get me wrong, but he's got them pretty tight at the back (with a at worse set of defenders than we have) and in the running for the league. The big if is if he can get any of them scoring, because if he does they are a serious threat in the league.

Still I hope he walks on a land mine before ko in the derby

He's got them tight at the back at the swamp. They've conceded 11 on their travels though.

I sort of agree with that, but it's the fact they all went on and on about their fucking philosophy and the yoonited way all those years, and now look like a pub side that's so funny.
They are without a doubt, the new Stoke.

[Dimples]

MU - Its just so funny. All the myths are exposed. Its like a wet dream come true.

1. Always support your manager. Give him time. Ha
2. Don't buy your way to success. Ha ha
3. Play exciting attacking football with verve and skill Ha ha ha
4. Conveyor belt of home grown talent and play them in the first team Ha ha ha ha
5. Every player wants to play for Utd Ha ha ha ha ha
6. The biggest game in world football is MU via Liverpool - yea right!
and on and on and on

No need to head to a pantomime this year. Just sit back and enjoy (they are beyond crap - no way can they win the PL - relax)

[bigblue]

Rumor that shreks not playing this weekend vs. Norwich. But apparently the reason can't be disclosed because of legal reasons. Further speculation that he showed up to training with alcohol in his system

[PeterParker]

Found this in the Dutch media. A few months ago at the national, Depay had a conflict with RVP, after the first one did not pass the ball to the rapist while the Netherlands were on a break. Now, they found out what they said to each other.

RVP asked Memphis "Do you think you're a big boy now?" - Memphis replied "Do big boys play for Fenerbahce?"


Pmsl.