***seville v city official cl match thread***

[Slim]

ffs Lichtsteiner scored for Juve. I thought he was dead.

Did you see Nacho's for RM? Cheeky fucking angle that.

[Slim]

Can I come out of the toilet yet?

NO!

You may come out for the next ten minutes. Soon as I am out this bath you can go back in. You have ten to watch the goals then back in!

OI!

Back in the loo with ya.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

We have Craig Foster(ex Palace player) doing the half time, he's quite smart and not being on Fox means I don't have to listen to Mark fucking Bosnich and his simpleton guffawing.

The pre match drive me nuts tho. Hart not good enough cos he's not kept a clean sheet in Europe since 2013?

We've spent too much to have not won the CL yet?

We've not been successful in the CL cos we've had many coaches?

Gash.

[Dameerto]

Can I come out of the toilet yet?

NO!

You may come out for the next ten minutes. Soon as I am out this bath you can go back in. You have ten to watch the goals then back in!

OI!

Back in the loo with ya.

The things I do for this club.

[Beefymcfc]

At the very least I want to be included on the Man of the Match thread if I can come up with a second assist.

If I get to it before Beefy, I'll pop you on the list.

All yours tonight if you want pal, gotta pack my kit for a business trip tomorrow morning.

[nottsblue]

What a save from Fernandinho there

[Cit.revenge]

Well Bony You must score that

[KinkyKinkladze]

Erm...

[ruralblue]

What a save from Fernandinho there

We're playing so well that Ferns gone in goal for a while. Joe Hart up front?

[harveytravis]

Well Bony You must score that

Oh dear.....

[KinkyKinkladze]

Sterling looking the bollocks so far. Has he been good all game?

[Beefymcfc]

Well Bony You must score that

Maybe mate but we also said that about Aguero, missing 6 in one game, scoring 5 in the next.

We're playing well at the moment with this system, so I'm not complaining.

[harveytravis]

Sterling looking the bollocks so far. Has he been good all game?

Apart from a couple of fumbles in the penalty box he's been the dog's bollox

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I'm
Not gonna lie bony has bloody impressed me today.

[barryconlonsbaldspot]

Very impressive first half. Dangerous on the front foot and I don't think we can have too many complaints defensively either to be honest. Roll on the next 45!

The back 4 haven't excelled (stand fast Sagna), but the Ferns have covered well and even our attacking players have been backtracking well to defend.

Perhaps that's a more accurate assessment, am coming at it firmly glass half full.

Some dreadful dives from Sevilla and whilst the ref isn't punishing them at least he isn't falling from them.

Finally Bony..... A bit Jekyll and Hyde at the minute, some great stuff and some utter dross!

[ruralblue]

Raheem is done. Enter KDB

[Slim]

I love it when Sterling does that, suppose a goal at the end would have been nice too.

[bigblue]

I'm
Not gonna lie bony has bloody impressed me today.

Na, doesn't fit our style. pundits say so

also hasn't done anything amazing to merit his place in the team yet

[Slim]

I'm
Not gonna lie bony has bloody impressed me today.

Na, doesn't fit our style. pundits say so

also hasn't done anything amazing to merit his place in the team yet

I think you spelled "cunts" wrong.

[bigblue]

I'm
Not gonna lie bony has bloody impressed me today.

Na, doesn't fit our style. pundits say so

also hasn't done anything amazing to merit his place in the team yet

I think you spelled "cunts" wrong.

I think you spelled "carl" right