by Tim777 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:57 pm
Something I’ve been toying with since these lighthearted tweets broke out on Twitter about ‘that first goal’.
The City OS has the goal as Silva’s b.t.w. but the Premier League OS has it as YaYa’s. Let’s hope it really doesn’t get ugly ;)
THE GOAL IS MINE
(Sung to MJ and McCartney’s ‘The Girl Is Mine’)
(Silva)
Monday night it walks right in my dreams
Since I scored it from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who does magic near the net
The goal is mine
The doggone goal is mine
I know it's mine
Because the doggone goal is mine
(YaYa)
I don't understand the way you think
Saying that it's yours, not mine
Sending smilies and your silly tweets
Really just a waste of time
Because it’s mine
The doggone goal is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone goal is mine
(Silva)
I need it more than he
(Take you anywhere)
(Yaya)
But I need it endlessly
(Credits we will share)
(Silva & YaYa)
So give the goal to me
Two on the town
But we both cannot have it
So it's one or the other
And one day you'll discover
That it’s my goal forever and ever
(Silva)
Don't build your hopes to be let down
'Cause I really feel it's time
(Yaya)
I know they'll tell you I'm the one for it
'Cause they said I blow their minds
The goal is mine
The doggone goal is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone goal is mine
(Silva)
It’s mine
(Yaya)
It’s mine
(Silva)
No, no, no, it’s mine
The goal is mine, the goal is mine
The goal is mine, the goal is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone goal is mine
The goal is mine
The goal is mine...
(Silva)
YaYa, we're not going to fight about this, okay?
(YaYa)
Dave, I think I told you! I'm a cake-eater, not a fighter!
(Silva)
I've heard it all before, YaYa
They told me that I'm our forever midfielder, you know, don't you remember?
(Yaya)
Well, after signing me, they said they couldn't sign another
(Silva)
Is that what they said?
(YaYa)
Yes, they said it, you keep dreaming
(Silva)
I don't believe it!
(Both)
The goal is mine (mine, mine, mine)
It's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
(Repeat - fade out)