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by ant london » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:22 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:Im_Spartacus wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Best thing about this thread is realizing why Sparty is a shit driver.
Cheers
Are you in some way insinuating that because I sometimes have pain in my legs, I lost control of the steering wheel to 'clip' the other driver's car? That is absurd, my hands and arms are perfectly ok, as are my eyes. I find that incredibly offensive, and I'm calling Mi6 and Interpol right now.
Expect your door kicking in at some point today. I'm not having them fuck about with a knock on the door with a criminal like you on the loose.
You're obviously someone who could have starred in Cannonball Run. Driving spastic.
I'd still ride shotgun and bust your balls the whole way a la Dom Deloise.
Cheers
great thread but this is the best of it
how can something so wrong feel so right
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by Im_Spartacus » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:36 pm
ant london wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Im_Spartacus wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Best thing about this thread is realizing why Sparty is a shit driver.
Cheers
Are you in some way insinuating that because I sometimes have pain in my legs, I lost control of the steering wheel to 'clip' the other driver's car? That is absurd, my hands and arms are perfectly ok, as are my eyes. I find that incredibly offensive, and I'm calling Mi6 and Interpol right now.
Expect your door kicking in at some point today. I'm not having them fuck about with a knock on the door with a criminal like you on the loose.
You're obviously someone who could have starred in Cannonball Run. Driving spastic.
I'd still ride shotgun and bust your balls the whole way a la Dom Deloise.
Cheers
great thread but this is the best of it
how can something so wrong feel so right
This citoeast feller would have you shot at dawn if he knew your role in all this
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by Cocacolajojo1 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:40 pm
This citoeast feller would have you shot at dawn if he knew your role in all this
Lol
"I used to be 6 foot 2 with curly hair, look what it's done to me"
"In my career so far it's the most important goal. You score the goal in the last minute to win the title. You're not sure if that's ever going to happen in your career again. I wish I could tell you how I did it but I can't. I thought for all the world that Mario was going to have a go himself but he just moved it on one more and it fell at my feet and I just thought: 'Hit the target, hit it as hard as you can and hit the target.' And it went in."
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by ant london » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:46 pm
Cocacolajojo wrote:This citoeast feller would have you shot at dawn if he knew your role in all this
Lol
I actually blame fucking Herb for all of it.
If it wasn't for his panty wetting hysterics at the initial trotting out of the terminology it would not have been latched onto with such fervor......but we are where we are. Even the one person it was intended to upset doesn't get that upset about it.
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by Dameerto » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:58 pm
I actually think herb and the cunt in this thread are one and the same - each a flap of the same cunt as it were.
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by Beefymcfc » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:54 pm
Cunts, fucking grow up!
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
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