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by getdressedmctavish » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:03 pm
That takes the fuckin biscuit
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by Ted Hughes » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:03 pm
That was absolutely fucking hilarious.
It's like a Harry Enfield sketch rather than real life. Some people are actually defending him & saying it's not that bad.
If he bit me, I'd go straight to the police (after kicking all his teeth out in self defence).
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by Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:28 pm
Ted Hughes wrote:That was absolutely fucking hilarious.
It's like a Harry Enfield sketch rather than real life. Some people are actually defending him & saying it's not that bad.
If he bit me, I'd go straight to the police (after kicking all his teeth out in self defence).
I wouldn't kick him in the teeth, Ted, you'd most likely break your foot (before having it devoured).
Apparently, Suarez says he's looking forward to playing against Germany as he fancies a shoulder of Lahm.
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by Dameerto » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:40 pm
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Three game international ban and all his teeth extracted should do it.
Spread a rumour that he has a lot of gold fillings then let the scousers take care of it for us.
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by jimtolmie_tache » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:54 pm
Liverpool 'legend' Jan Molby in the Liverpool Echo...
“I would keep Suarez, no matter what he’s done. Even if Liverpool got £80million for him it would be difficult to replace him as there are very few players around with that kind of ability.
“It’s always the same in football - something happens and people talk about moral standards. The bottom line is that Luis Suarez is of huge value to Liverpool and this latest incident doesn’t change that.”
Stay classy, Scousers.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/fo ... by-7320585
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by phips » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:33 am
i read a ruer saying 6 month ban from all club and international games. not bad.
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by Saul Goodman » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:05 am
Been charged by Fifa. Will decide by Saturday. If guilty anywhere from 2 games to 24 months.
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by nottsblue » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:30 am
Scousers this morning are either defending Gerrard, defending Suarez or lighting a candle. The dick on rawk is a prime example. The whole thing is hilarious. Can't wait to see what punishment he gets
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by Wooders » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:47 am
Corr - 24 months ? Imagine that
Citys new Motto "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women"
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by john@staustell » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:08 am
Green & Blue wrote:Chewy Luis strikes again.Hope he gets properly punished that's just crazy stuff.
You mean 'Chewy Luis in the News'? :-)
Not sure FIFA can ban him from club football but you never know,.
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by sidSmith » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:08 am
Surely his pathetic excuse of a defence is another example of him bringing the game into disruptive?!? He clearly thinks we're all as thick as him.
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by Slim » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:21 am
Watch Liverpool fans turn their opinion around when FIFA ban him for club games.
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by nottsblue » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:25 am
Slim wrote:Watch Liverpool fans turn their opinion around when FIFA ban him for club games.
Not sure he can be banned for club games. Be brilliant if he was though. Dippers would be in uber meltdown
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by Dipstick » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:30 am
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:01 am
It's not my fault, My Lord, it's the shape of my skull.
Yep, that should get him off.
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by Nigels Tackle » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:05 am
nottsblue wrote:Slim wrote:Watch Liverpool fans turn their opinion around when FIFA ban him for club games.
Not sure he can be banned for club games. Be brilliant if he was though. Dippers would be in uber meltdown
the suarez factor will also play a big part in the success / failure of their transfer activity this summer
the biting racist has played a blinder!
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by Blue Noodle » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:16 am
He's clearly a mentalist and there's no way he'll escape punishment from FIFA, but I can't help but think this will work to the bin dippers advantage. I think it's highly unlikely that any ban will apply to club games, just Internationals. So he won't be going half way across the world to play for Uruguay every few months. Also, I can't see Barca or Real going in for him now so he'll at least see out his contract so, it's a win win situation for Scouse 2. The only downside for them is that his value has dropped a good bit, but he's not for sale at any price anyway. At least that's what they keep saying.
Another bonus for them is that they've now got even more "istory", all be it a criminal one.
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by sheblue » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:15 am
this stuff needs sorting, urgently. very bad for the game having this and other bad behaviour.
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by Wonderwall » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:24 am
Diego Lugano the CAPTAIN of Uruguay has come out in support of Suarez saying the Italians are cheating and the marks on Chiellini's shoulder are old scars!
YCNMIU, what a complete bellend
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by Nigels Tackle » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:37 am
Wonderwall wrote:Diego Lugano the CAPTAIN of Uruguay has come out in support of Suarez saying the Italians are cheating and the marks on Chiellini's shoulder are old scars!
YCNMIU, what a complete bellend
waiting for them to play the race card - his grandfather was black....
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