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by Blue Since 76 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:30 pm
bigblue wrote:I don't mean to disrespect The King, but even if he had modern fitness training, he wouldn't be up to Yaya's level for one simple reason:
Yaya's heart is 2x the size of a normal human's heart.
People talk of men vs boys... well Yaya is a Jolly Giant/Goliath/Frankenstein playing against mere humans.
Yaya's problem is his heart is half the size of Zabaleta's.
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:34 pm
As we can't send Yaya back in time or make Coljn younger, we never put this to the test.
One thing I can say with one hundred percent certainty though, is that Bell never missed a City game because of the African Cup of Nations :-)
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by Slim » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:37 pm
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:As we can't send Yaya back in time or make Coljn younger, we never put this to the test.
One thing I can say with one hundred percent certainty though, is that Bell never missed a City game because of the African Cup of Nations :-)
Do you remember the new(ish) Rocky movie? They had a computer simulation do the fight between Rocky and some new guy.
Computer geniuses to your marks.
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by Blue2 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:54 pm
Bell, not a great deal in it , but he was the best City player I have ever seen
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:25 pm
Slim wrote: Do you remember the new(ish) Rocky movie? They had a computer simulation do the fight between Rocky and some new guy. Computer geniuses to your marks.
Hmmm FIFA 2015 Back to the Future
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by freshie » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:26 am
bigblue wrote:I don't mean to disrespect The King, but even if he had modern fitness training, he wouldn't be up to Yaya's level for one simple reason: Yaya's heart is 2x the size of a normal human's heart. People talk of men vs boys... well Yaya is a Jolly Giant/Goliath/Frankenstein playing against mere humans.
I've read this about Yaya's heart many times on this forum but not elsewhere. Where has this been documented?
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by ruralblue » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:25 am
Now. The Great Mansoor has rung me and asked to let you guys into a little secret and we must keep this shit amongst ourselves on the board.
In the past few months the chaps who made dolly the sheep have been taking DNA from both YaYa and Bell and have grown cells on the inside of Jovetic's thighs to successfully create a YaBell clone who will be unveiled on the eve of the Champions League final against Real. The rules have been studied and no need for player registration as there is no mention of cloning within then there rules. But remember Ssshhh!!!!!!! ;-)........ you ain't seen me....Right!
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by Slim » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:27 am
ruralblue wrote:Now. The Great Mansoor has rung me and asked to let you guys into a little secret and we must keep this shit amongst ourselves on the board.
In the past few months the chaps who made dolly the sheep have been taking DNA from both YaYa and Bell and have grown cells on the inside of Jovetic's thighs to successfully create a YaBell clone who will be unveiled on the eve of the Champions League final against Real. The rules have been studied and no need for player registration as there is no mention of cloning within then there rules. But remember Ssshhh!!!!!!! ;-)........ you ain't seen me....Right!
I spoke with DJ Campbell. We play Real in the semi's. We also win 3-2.
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by ruralblue » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:32 am
Slim wrote:
I spoke with DJ Campbell. We play Real in the semi's. We also win 3-2.
Well the lying twats what do they think I am? Some kind of stoned fool!
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by bigblue » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:34 am
ruralblue wrote:Now. The Great Mansoor has rung me and asked to let you guys into a little secret and we must keep this shit amongst ourselves on the board.
In the past few months the chaps who made dolly the sheep have been taking DNA from both YaYa and Bell and have grown cells on the inside of Jovetic's thighs to successfully create a YaBell clone who will be unveiled on the eve of the Champions League final against Real. The rules have been studied and no need for player registration as there is no mention of cloning within then there rules. But remember Ssshhh!!!!!!! ;-)........ you ain't seen me....Right!
Yayas dna on a normal persons inner thighs? Might as well call them tripod.
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by Slim » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:34 am
ruralblue wrote:Slim wrote:
I spoke with DJ Campbell. We play Real in the semi's. We also win 3-2.
Well the lying twats what do they think I am? Some kind of stoned fool!
If it's any consolation, I think you are some kind of stoned fool.
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by ruralblue » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:50 am
Slim wrote:
If it's any consolation, I think you are some kind of stoned fool.
Awwww... bless ya x
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by patrickblue » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:38 pm
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by Rag_hater » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:48 pm
I think today finally put an end to the debate.
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by Ted Hughes » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:59 pm
Rag_hater wrote:I think today finally put an end to the debate.
Like bollocks it did. Bell would have loved it out there today.
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by Rag_hater » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:08 pm
Ted Hughes wrote:Rag_hater wrote:I think today finally put an end to the debate.
Like bollocks it did. Bell would have loved it out there today.
Yeah he would have got a better view if was out there after he had lifted his jaw of the floor.
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:13 pm
Colin would have scored in the first half :-)
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by chef » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:05 pm
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Colin would have scored in the first half :-)
I remember Tony the Tiger nearly saved one of his pens
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by Lee_R » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:29 pm
Ffs.. some right old farts on here. I thought I was knockin on a bit but bloody ell.
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