It's started.....:)

[ENIAM NAM]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... -hit-skids

Starsport can reveal the United striker has yet to be convinced by new Old Trafford boss Moyes, who replaced Sir Alex Ferguson in the summer.

The Dutchman has told pals he is missing Fergie, who was key in persuading him to quit Arsenal for Old Trafford a year ago in a £25m deal.

It is understood Van Persie also has misgivings about some of Moyes' training methods.

Former Everton boss Moyes now has his work cut out to convince Van Persie he is the right man for the United hotseat.

Despite starting the season brightly, with two goals in the champions' first two games, the 30-year-old appeared out of sorts in the goalless draw with Chelsea and 1-0 defeat at Liverpool.

Moyes needs to find a way to bring the Dutchman round

Van Persie cut a frustrated figure at Anfield on Sunday and looked close to losing his cool several times.

A friend of Van Persie - who has been the Premier League's top scorer for the last two seasons - said: "Robin isn't happy and when that's the case he can't hide it on the pitch.

"When he's frustrated he is capable of doing something silly, and you could see that against Liverpool.

"He feels it isn't the same with the new manager as he misses working with Fergie, who he really loved playing under. Some of Moyes' training methods are not to his liking either."

[Herb]

From current evidence I'm doubtful that this is the thin end of the wedge that heralds the demise of the scum. However, it really does announce a huge shift in media attitudes as news of unrest in the rag ranks was almost unheard of while the pisscan was at the helm.
That in itself is really significant as it demonstrates that the press have no respect or regard for an arsewipe of a nobody like moyes . . just like his transfer targets (all except his tame cocksucker fellatio) fucked him and his sidekick Mr Bean off as being unfit to play under.

It doesn't quite trumpet the immanent slide of the scum into the lower divisions but it is hilarious!

[Duckman]

I'm yet to be convinced.

[bobby brows]

As I said to a bloke at work, who to be fair was trying to make conversation, I hope they are liquidated! Vermin!

[gillie]

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[AG7]

Someone mentioned in the other games thread last week at the no of yellows they got against Liverpool ... another something that'd never happen under baconchops.

And then people openly (talk sport, papers in general etc) saying they have performed miserably in this transfer window ... again never happened before.

Yes, it has begun ...

[Tokyo Blue]

It will be interesting to see how this gets dealt with. There were always such rumblings under the previous junta, c.f. stam, mcgrath et al., but the instigators were remove sharpish. I don't think gollum has got the authority or the respect to get rid of van rapist in the same manner. It should make things interesting. I would like to see some factions developing within the staff over there, followed by decades of in-fighting, like the Dutch squad used to be.

[DoomMerchant]

It will be interesting to see how this gets dealt with. There were always such rumblings under the previous junta, c.f. stam, mcgrath et al., but the instigators were remove sharpish. I don't think gollum has got the authority or the respect to get rid of van rapist in the same manner. It should make things interesting. I would like to see some factions developing within the staff over there, followed by decades of in-fighting, like the Dutch squad used to be.

Fucking. ...what?

[john68]

It will be interesting to see how this gets dealt with. There were always such rumblings under the previous junta, c.f. stam, mcgrath et al., but the instigators were remove sharpish. I don't think gollum has got the authority or the respect to get rid of van rapist in the same manner. It should make things interesting. I would like to see some factions developing within the staff over there, followed by decades of in-fighting, like the Dutch squad used to be.

They made themselves look stupid during the window and someone will have to cop the flak. Was it Moyes that nobody of note wanted to play for or Woodward's ineptitude? Maybe a bit of rag internal finger pointing (a la Marwood and Bob), being played out in the media.

Woodward got slagged yesterday, this could well be the reply....Think this is gonna be fun.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

There's also Damien Comolli in the news this AM sticking his two pennies worth in with the view that Disunited need a director of football.

So to add to this we have Rooney wanting out plus gashed head; van pervert unhappy; transfer window cock ups, Woodward not being up to the job etc and all of a sudden the media are looking for a theme - that being Moyes is shit and united are doomed. What will happen mark my words is this will run and run with the tabloids and the broadsheets making as much of it as they can.

Hopefully this will heap the pressure on Moyes and add to player unrest and continue through to bad results. Once that happens and we are talking as few as two matches the rag faithful (ha!) will be doing the bring back Fergie routine.

Does anyone monitor their fan websites or know of one i can go look at to feed my passion for all things bad to happen to the twunts?

[kinkylola]

There's also Damien Comolli in the news this AM sticking his two pennies worth in with the view that Disunited need a director of football.

So to add to this we have Rooney wanting out plus gashed head; van pervert unhappy; transfer window cock ups, Woodward not being up to the job etc and all of a sudden the media are looking for a theme - that being Moyes is shit and united are doomed. What will happen mark my words is this will run and run with the tabloids and the broadsheets making as much of it as they can.

Hopefully this will heap the pressure on Moyes and add to player unrest and continue through to bad results. Once that happens and we are talking as few as two matches the rag faithful (ha!) will be doing the bring back Fergie routine.

Does anyone monitor their fan websites or know of one i can go look at to feed my passion for all things bad to happen to the twunts?

You can always saunter on over to redcafe, pretty amusing stuff there.

I've been so happy to read the various articles about the rags disasterous window ... And it really highlights the contrast of how little criticism they have received over the years.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

You can always saunter on over to redcafe, pretty amusing stuff there.

I've been so happy to read the various articles about the rags disasterous window ... And it really highlights the contrast of how little criticism they have received over the years.

Ta. Off there now for a shufty.

Seems like the media were all shit scared of Saruman because of that major strop he threw about his son being named as a wife beater. Gollum scares no one and he's fair game. The big loo brush he brought in is an example of how he fancies recreating what he knows best which is Everton mkII.

Happy days are here again oh the skies are blue and clear again.......

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Ta. Off there now for a shufty.

Seems like the media were all shit scared of Saruman because of that major strop he threw about his son being named as a wife beater. Gollum scares no one and he's fair game. The big loo brush he brought in is an example of how he fancies recreating what he knows best which is Everton mkII.

Happy days are here again oh the skies are blue and clear again.......

Nope. Not happy campers over there at all. The efforts to put a song together for loo brush are pitiful an example:

He's Belgian and he's got large hair
Look it's Fellaini, he's over there
Doing the football with his feet
He's the tallest Belgian I'd like to meet

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Or better still from red cafe:


Fellaini woah
Fellaini woah
At first we thought your shite,
And now we know were right!

[Breks]

i married into a family that has both blues and rags in it. The common feeling amongst the rags is that the players are just empty robots with no souls now bacon has gone. The super confidence they used to display has disappeared. They are worried and are perplexed as to why gollum got the job.

[ashton287]

Nah all is well. Fellaini took a 4 million pound wage cut to join them because everyone still wants to play for them.

Except fabregas, modric, Herrera, baines etc etc

[Breks]

And their still biggest team in the world because microphone wig said so.

[CTID Hants]

Lifted from Chinners bollox thread..........


Dutch left-back Alex Buttner, 24, has lost his "sense of trust" at Manchester United, according to his agent, and Besiktas want to take him on loan.

Not that I had heard of him but another unhappy sole making his feelings known.

[mr_nool]

Lifted from Chinners bollox thread..........


Dutch left-back Alex Buttner, 24, has lost his "sense of trust" at Manchester United, according to his agent, and Besiktas want to take him on loan.

Not that I had heard of him but another unhappy sole making his feelings known.

That was one united signing I never understood last season. He was never gonna be good enough for them.

On a side note: Bebe has left the building. i'm not sure if it's a loan or a permanent deal, though.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Lifted from Chinners bollox thread..........


Dutch left-back Alex Buttner, 24, has lost his "sense of trust" at Manchester United, according to his agent, and Besiktas want to take him on loan.

Not that I had heard of him but another unhappy sole making his feelings known.

That was one united signing I never understood last season. He was never gonna be good enough for them.

On a side note: Bebe has left the building. i'm not sure if it's a loan or a permanent deal, though.

Now they're fucked.