Lehmann takes a piss during match

[Moonchesteri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w00fczM7Tss&feature=player_embedded

I guess you got to go when you got to go haha.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

DaMarcus Beasley did exactly the same when warming in 2006 World Cup. Can't find pics of it though.

[avoidconfusion]

What about this ref taking a piss on the pitch haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSHmb5h1J98

[Mase]

What about the vid of when SWP pissed all over Arsenal last week?

[DoomMerchant]

i think Crazy Legs piss is very subtle.

i wonder what his queue was to know he could finish in time? a ball into the stands? an injured player? a goal kick? what?

if that was me i would have been pissing while the opposition scored in an empty net.

cheers

[craigmcfc]

Original posts vid has been removed but here it is, how bizarre !

[youtube]8fN-oocGIj4[/youtube]

[DoomMerchant]

Original posts vid has been removed but here it is, how bizarre !

[youtube]8fN-oocGIj4[/youtube]

again, not that weird. i think he does a good job of draining the vein quickly and he's back at it. hats off to him.

cheers

[DoomMerchant]

Related: where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

i just took a piss in my backyard while i took my dog out 2 nights ago and it felt really refreshing.

I used to have a friend who loved pissing in bathroom sinks at parties. once i learned that i never washed my hands at any parties he was at again.

everyone's had the drunk piss in an alley, etc...i had a girl on my team take a piss behind an AC unit next to a school after we left a bar at about 2 AM about a month ago. she's cute too so we all made sure the "no one look" comment she made caused us to ALL look after a 2 second pause.

how about you? where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

Cheers

[Dronny]

Related: where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

i just took a piss in my backyard while i took my dog out 2 nights ago and it felt really refreshing.

I used to have a friend who loved pissing in bathroom sinks at parties. once i learned that i never washed my hands at any parties he was at again.

everyone's had the drunk piss in an alley, etc...i had a girl on my team take a piss behind an AC unit next to a school after we left a bar at about 2 AM about a month ago. she's cute too so we all made sure the "no one look" comment she made caused us to ALL look after a 2 second pause.

how about you? where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

Cheers

My Mum and Dad's bedroom door......it was my 21st and I was wankered and went to bed early as I could hardly stand. The following morning my Mum accused me of pissing (not her words) on her door, apparently she had gone to bed after me (my folks owned pubs) and walked bare footed through the wet patch. I denied it completely and blamed it on any one of a number of mates who had kipped the night.

Unfortunately she produced exhibit A which was my slipper which I had left at the scene of the crime!!!

[sandman]

Back in the early 90's when come on you reds was at its highest my neighbours son played it constantly, full volume with his window open (family of cunts) So another neighbour of mine took to pissing in his fish pond everytime he came home late at night pissed up from maine rd until one day they caught him and had a bit of a scrap, I was asleep and missed it though.

[Mase]

Related: where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

i just took a piss in my backyard while i took my dog out 2 nights ago and it felt really refreshing.

I used to have a friend who loved pissing in bathroom sinks at parties. once i learned that i never washed my hands at any parties he was at again.

everyone's had the drunk piss in an alley, etc...i had a girl on my team take a piss behind an AC unit next to a school after we left a bar at about 2 AM about a month ago. she's cute too so we all made sure the "no one look" comment she made caused us to ALL look after a 2 second pause.

how about you? where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

Cheers

With regards to parties I used to piss all over the seat and make sure that hardly any goes down the toilet where it's supposed to. That way, when someone goes to the bog to be sick they're usually kneeling in piss and put their arm in it.

I had a piss while being sick at the same time in Manchester the other month down an alley near 42s! Thought it was a dream until I found my trainers soacked the next morning.

[DoomMerchant]

when i was 8 i pissed in my Pittsburgh Steelers garbage can in my bedroom. Clearly im not the savage you fuclers are.

who else?

EDIT: im waiting for one of you top cunts to start the "where i pissed my pants" element of this thread so that Edge can chime in. I think he's probably pissing his pants somewhere right now.

Also, i'm sure some of you have been pissed ON...and i need to hear those stories too i think. it's only fair.

[sandman]

EDIT: im waiting for one of you top cunts to start the "where i pissed my pants"

About 40,000 of us did at Lampard on Sat 5th Dec when Given made that save??

[Feed The Goat]

i took a shit in a park on my way home from the pub one night i genuinley couldn't hold it anymore,

[Mase]

i took a shit in a park on my way home from the pub one night i genuinley couldn't hold it anymore,

I just pissed myself laughing.
There you go Doomey!

[DoomMerchant]

i took a shit in a park on my way home from the pub one night i genuinley couldn't hold it anymore,

I just pissed myself laughing.
There you go Doomey!

that was a pretty good one.

how did you wipe your ass FTG? leaves? straw? yr shirt? nothing? we need that detail in case we have to try the same stunt soon.

cheers

[BlueMoonAwoken]

When I was about 7 or 8 i used to piss into plug sockets around the house , I used to be amazed by the sound of the electrics going crazy! I used to love when the plug sockets flashed in the dark too.

I was a wierd kid i had to see a pycologist lol

[Chinners]

Also, i'm sure some of you have been pissed ON...and i need to hear those stories too i think. it's only fair.

God pissed on me and about 4000 blues one cold Wednesday nights about 20 years ago. It was away to Oxford and I've never experience rain like it at any football ever ... "Maxwell! get us a roof, Maxwell, Maxwell, get us a roof"

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Leaky defence?

[Dameerto]

Related: where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

i just took a piss in my backyard while i took my dog out 2 nights ago and it felt really refreshing.

I used to have a friend who loved pissing in bathroom sinks at parties. once i learned that i never washed my hands at any parties he was at again.

everyone's had the drunk piss in an alley, etc...i had a girl on my team take a piss behind an AC unit next to a school after we left a bar at about 2 AM about a month ago. she's cute too so we all made sure the "no one look" comment she made caused us to ALL look after a 2 second pause.

how about you? where's the weirdest place you've pissed?

Cheers

I was seeing a girl around 15 years ago who had a hamster in a perspex kind of 'fish tank' thing on a chair in the kitchen - I vaguely remember (while extremely drunk) wanting a pee badly and not quite remembering the toilet was off the bedroom, so wandered into the kitchen, saw this opening at knob height, and assumed it was a toilet. Apparently the poor little thing spent all night drenched until she found it in the morning, scratching her head wondering where the water came from. I made my excuses and left.