spoof thread

[Goataldo]

Got a bit giddy at first there. If the life-size tattoo of Cavani's face that I've had inked onto my actual face has been purchased and suffered for in error, I am so coming for you, NT. To be fair you may well recognise me coming, and either get off, or beat me half to death.

[Alex Sapphire]

Got a bit giddy at first there. If the life-size tattoo of Cavani's face that I've had inked onto my actual face has been purchased and suffered for in error, I am so coming for you, NT. To be fair you may well recognise me coming, and either get off, or beat me half to death.

which begs the question: "does a tattoo bruise?"
I'm guessing like a peach in your case

[Goataldo]

Got a bit giddy at first there. If the life-size tattoo of Cavani's face that I've had inked onto my actual face has been purchased and suffered for in error, I am so coming for you, NT. To be fair you may well recognise me coming, and either get off, or beat me half to death.

which begs the question: "does a tattoo bruise?"
I'm guessing like a peach in your case

Oh completely, yeah. Shaving would probably make me cry, if I had to ever do it.

Seriously though, this Cavani thing. A simple of case of wait til you see the guy with the shirt/scarf at his signing, as per. I can hardly tell who's on the wind up in this thread.

[Manx Blue]

I know about Tolmie as I've used bluemoan for many years. Apart perhaps from the Fernando / Fernandinho thing (which is more obvious than most) my concern about Tolm is that he mostly gives clues that are open to easy misinterpretation.
As example; crossing the Rubicon was taken into popular parlance as meaning that there was no turning back because Caesars legions crossed the Rubicon when advancing on Rome and that was the point of no return as he had effectively declared war on Rome by doing so. Caesar was eventually and famously killed by the liberal Brutus because he was a dictator but not because he'd crossed the red river.
In my interpretation the Rubicon thing could equally have been a pronouncement of Mancini's victory in a power struggle because crossing the Rubicon was what led most immediately to Caesar taking his position of ultimate power in Rome rather than a trigger for his death.
To my mind Tolmie probably is IKT but he masks his messages so effectively that you could take them to mean anything in the same way that you can read Mystic Meg and take any meaning you like from her wooly words if you're minded to do so.

Still hope it's true though.

I agree regarding TH's ITK. However, when dealing with tranfer rumours, it it up to the recipient (you, me, anyone else) to make an informed decision on how the information should be interpreted. Only a few on the sites have access. I was hoping NT was our own ITK (rather than being overly elated about Cavani) but hey ho? I guess Tescos will be bidding for the horses heads ;)

[Dunnylad]

I agree regarding TH's ITK. However, when dealing with tranfer rumours, it it up to the recipient (you, me, anyone else) to make an informed decision on how the information should be interpreted. Only a few on the sites have access. I was hoping NT was our own ITK (rather than being overly elated about Cavani) but hey ho? I guess Tescos will be bidding for the horses heads ;)

According to today's news they've got some deer's heads to get shot off, so might not need those horses heads just yet

[Original Dub]

Tolmie's fucking hairdo.

So he is definitely itk, it's just that his messages are so intelligently coded that no man can crack them.

Wow.

[Twobob]

Tolmie's fucking hairdo.

So he is definitely itk, it's just that his messages are so intelligently coded that no man can crack them.

Wow.

I wish i knew him and could communicate on such a high level as him, i'd be wanking for a month with excitement.

[Original Dub]

I wish i knew him and could communicate on such a high level as him, i'd be wanking for a month with excitement.

Is that a clue?

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

I wish i knew him and could communicate on such a high level as him, i'd be wanking for a month with excitement.

Is that a clue?

Yep. 'Wanking with excitement'. Excitement sounds like excrement. We're signing wayne rooney.

[Slim]

HOWEVER if you are a fan of Maria Menounous and you've heard how much she likes to be choked while getting banged out then...you might reconsider this technique as it applies to any human. Who am i to judge?

Hope this doesnt sound to rapey but its not really that rare for a girl to like to be choked while being plowed.

And most all of my "girlfriends" are big fans of chloroform too.

[Twobob]

Yep. 'Wanking with excitement'. Excitement sounds like excrement. We're signing wayne rooney.

I made it too easy, i wish i knew as much as TH that way i could have a band of followers an open my own little shop

[Alex Sapphire]

Tolmie's fucking hairdo.

So he is definitely itk, it's just that his messages are so intelligently coded that no man can crack them.

Wow.

[youtube]k1TLso4Hwrc[/youtube]

[Original Dub]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1TLso4Hwrc">YouTube Link</a>

Excellent

[Twobob]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1TLso4Hwrc">YouTube Link</a>

Its Mido for new manager!