What is the dumbest thing you've ever done

[dazby]

to defend City's honour?

I haven't done it yet. I'll save that for when I'm over there. Everyone is warning me about what it's like over there but I won't heed them and do something stupid like walk into a rag pub with my City kit on or something.

I'm dying to have a full on stoush with a dumb arse rag or scouse1 fan but I haven't been that pissed out and about for a while.

Inspire me people, what have you done to protect our honour which, the next day seemed pretty stupid.

[Fish111]

Used to run with the young guvnors back in the day, seems pretty stupid nowadays. Couldn't get away with a fraction of the stuff now what we used to do.

[ENIAM NAM]

Used to run with the young guvnors back in the day, seems pretty stupid nowadays. Couldn't get away with a fraction of the stuff now what we used to do.

He was talking about defending our honour!!

[sandman]

I bet a rag last season £100 that we'd get at least one point of them, I thought it was a safe bet, we are no longer such firm friends!!

[Fish111]

Used to run with the young guvnors back in the day, seems pretty stupid nowadays. Couldn't get away with a fraction of the stuff now what we used to do.

He was talking about defending our honour!!

I had none back then. Dumb, looking back.

[ant london]

When we got relegated in 1996 I bet a red mate that we would win the Premiership within 10 years.

The wager was that the loser had to spring for a "large weekend" away (commensurate with our income levels in 2006)

I had to pay for a very pricey weekend for us in Barcelona....painful expense but a good laugh (at my expense)!

[lythamblue]

Not turning my mobile phone off when at Old Trafford.

I was conspicously in the Stretford End at OT whilst watching the away Derby and went for a piss at half time. Mid stream, with rags packed in on either side of me and about 10 deep behind me, my phone went off ...... with a really loud 'Blue Moon' ringtone!!

With one hand still trying to direct my dick towards the urinal and the other hand frantically searching my coat pockets to turn my phone off I managed to piss all over my trousers and also over the feet of the bloke next to me.

I then explained to the many faces glaring at me, that ..... " my stupid wife is a City fan and I must have grabbed her phone by mistake as I left the house in a hurry. However, when we beat 'these bastards', I can't wait to take the piss out of her when I get home after the game"

They seemed to believe me and I came to no harm. In any case, it was the cup match a few years ago, they were 1-0 up at half time and went on to beat us 4-2.

[Patrick]

I refuse to have red stuff - thatll show em!

[dikdik]

Ah lytham my son... priceless....

[carl_feedthegoat]

I THREW A SPANISH FIREWORK IN THE URINAL AT ME DADS PUB IN SPAIN.

IT BLEW IT UP................WENT OUT AND BOUGHT 10 PACKS OF SUPER GLUE AND TRIED TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN TO AVOID A GOOD BELTING.


DIDNT WORK - GOT BATTERED BY ME DAD.

[steveo_88]

Started supporting City in 1999.

Defended myself every week saying i'd rather be happy and enjoy watching football than being a glory supporter.

Also tried to convert my rag loving step sisters' new baby into being a blue by buying Moonchester teddies and stuff(on going process). It's fun for me and really pisses my step mum off.

[colonel_muck]

Not turning my mobile phone off when at Old Trafford.

I was conspicously in the Stretford End at OT whilst watching the away Derby and went for a piss at half time. Mid stream, with rags packed in on either side of me and about 10 deep behind me, my phone went off ...... with a really loud 'Blue Moon' ringtone!!

With one hand still trying to direct my dick towards the urinal and the other hand frantically searching my coat pockets to turn my phone off I managed to piss all over my trousers and also over the feet of the bloke next to me.

I then explained to the many faces glaring at me, that ..... " my stupid wife is a City fan and I must have grabbed her phone by mistake as I left the house in a hurry. However, when we beat 'these bastards', I can't wait to take the piss out of her when I get home after the game"

They seemed to believe me and I came to no harm. In any case, it was the cup match a few years ago, they were 1-0 up at half time and went on to beat us 4-2.

ha ha same for me, but in the Kop at anfield.... 'da da da da da da... CITY! MANCHESTER CITY! WE ARE THE BOYS WHO ARE PLAYING TO WIN!' good job they were winning i was shitting myself!

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

I THREW A SPANISH FIREWORK IN THE URINAL AT ME DADS PUB IN SPAIN.

IT BLEW IT UP................WENT OUT AND BOUGHT 10 PACKS OF SUPER GLUE AND TRIED TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN TO AVOID A GOOD BELTING.


DIDNT WORK - GOT BATTERED BY ME DAD.

Good way to read, Sherlock

[carl_feedthegoat]

I THREW A SPANISH FIREWORK IN THE URINAL AT ME DADS PUB IN SPAIN.

IT BLEW IT UP................WENT OUT AND BOUGHT 10 PACKS OF SUPER GLUE AND TRIED TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN TO AVOID A GOOD BELTING.


DIDNT WORK - GOT BATTERED BY ME DAD.

Good way to read, Sherlock

YOU LIVE AND LEARN.

[razor400]

I had MCFC shaved into the back of my head for an away derby.