The fake Ronaldo is sad

[Slim]

Iniesta looks like he's got a court date.

[The Italian Job]

Fucking puff.

That's probably why he's sad.

i thought that puffs were gay?

Yeah but if you've only just come to the conclusion it would be quite emotional. You're just there one day, taking your boyfriend's dick up your arse and it finally dawns on you, makes you not want to celebrate goals or give explanations in press conferences.

Whoosh.

[Slim]

Fucking puff.

That's probably why he's sad.

i thought that puffs were gay?

Yeah but if you've only just come to the conclusion it would be quite emotional. You're just there one day, taking your boyfriend's dick up your arse and it finally dawns on you, makes you not want to celebrate goals or give explanations in press conferences.

Whoosh.

Twit.

[Blue Blood]

City have been chasing Ronaldo since Day 1 of the new regime.

If there is a chance now to get him we will act. Ronaldo, former rag or not, is the type of player who will win us games on his own, likely the difference between us winning a Champions League and not.

[ashton287]

Yep hes a rag and yep hes a bit of a nob. but i would have a player of that standard at city in a heartbeat. He is an incredible player.

Yeah I would have him at city. Top class player and half the rags still think he is going back there on a free because he loves them. It would be worth signing him just to see the fallout as their tiny fucking minds explode and they start screaming for taggart/the glazers heads for not offering enough, they would absolutely not accept he just didn't want to go there.

[The Sheikh]

Would be worth signing just to see the look on Fergie's face

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

cue four months of speculation about him moving to us despite the fact we have made it clear we're not big spenders anymore

To be fair, we were willing to spend top dollar for Hazard. I think it's more about value for money rather than just not willing to pay top money. Also, with player like Tranaldo there are other things that come into equation unlike when signing ordinary players. The global exposure, shirt sales etc. Players like that actually bring money in as well.

Not saying that I'd want him in City though.

[Ted Hughes]

cue four months of speculation about him moving to us despite the fact we have made it clear we're not big spenders anymore

To be fair, we were willing to spend top dollar for Hazard. I think it's more about value for money rather than just not willing to pay top money. Also, with player like Tranaldo there are other things that come into equation unlike when signing ordinary players. The global exposure, shirt sales etc. Players like that actually bring money in as well.

Not saying that I'd want him in City though.

I will be sick in my mouth regularly if I have to watch him in a City shirt.

Hopefully if we give him enough shit when he comes to the Et, he won't want to sign for us.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

cue four months of speculation about him moving to us despite the fact we have made it clear we're not big spenders anymore

To be fair, we were willing to spend top dollar for Hazard. I think it's more about value for money rather than just not willing to pay top money. Also, with player like Tranaldo there are other things that come into equation unlike when signing ordinary players. The global exposure, shirt sales etc. Players like that actually bring money in as well.

Not saying that I'd want him in City though.

I will be sick in my mouth regularly if I have to watch him in a City shirt.

Hopefully if we give him enough shit when he comes to the Et, he won't want to sign for us.

Oh absolutely. Disgusting diving and cheating rag fuck. Good player though.

[Chinners]

I will be sick in my mouth regularly if I have to watch him in a City shirt.

Hopefully if we give him enough shit when he comes to the Et, he won't want to sign for us.

I'll jeer to that ....

[paulmclaren]

On his way to citeh, omfg we would be unbeatable seriously.

[Swales4ever]

If that's true he will probably be in a straight jacket within 12 months, what a nob he is.

as much as I have raised my esteem of him by a couple of inches, since reading of his genuine sensibility as posted by NQDP, I'll certainly be myself in a straight jacket within 12 days if he should sign for City.
certainly one of those very few cases (others being Camelgob, Shrek, Suarez and probably Del Piero and van Pussy) in which I'd have no doubts if asked whether I'd prefer City relegated or having to watch a F***g B***d in Sky Blue kit.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Would be worth signing just to see the look on Fergie's face

To be honest thats the only reason i thought signing rvp was a good idea...same with the tranny...nah...he can do one...and whats he fucking sad about the oily cunt

[Mase]

Basically, Ronald is upset because he didn't have the chance to turn anyone down this summer because no one was arsed with him.
So he's spat his dummy out to make sure he gets a bit of attention for a few days.

Also, if he is available my bet it that he goes back to the rags and Rooney to Real.

[freshie]

Basically, Ronald is upset because he didn't have the chance to turn anyone down this summer because no one was arsed with him.
So he's spat his dummy out to make sure he gets a bit of attention for a few days.

Also, if he is available my bet it that he goes back to the rags and Rooney to Real.

Can't see Real going anywhere near the fat granny shagger

[Mase]

Can't see Real going anywhere near the fat granny shagger

Jose adores him mate.

[ronk]

Jose adores him mate.

Not really. He could have signed him pretty easily when he first joined Chelsea and had an unlimited budget.

[Mase]

Not really. He could have signed him pretty easily when he first joined Chelsea and had an unlimited budget.

Here you go ched:

"José Mourinho has named Wayne Rooney as the player he would most like to sign for Real Madrid but conceded it would be "impossible" to persuade the England striker to leave Manchester United.

"I'm going to say it because it is impossible," Mourinho replied when asked to name one player he wanted to work with. "I would like to coach Rooney, as much for his football as for his mentality. But my friend, [Sir] Alex Ferguson, can relax, because it's impossible."


But you're probably right mate. Its not like the words have come out of his mouth or anything...

[ronk]

Here you go ched:

"José Mourinho has named Wayne Rooney as the player he would most like to sign for Real Madrid but conceded it would be "impossible" to persuade the England striker to leave Manchester United.

"I'm going to say it because it is impossible," Mourinho replied when asked to name one player he wanted to work with. "I would like to coach Rooney, as much for his football as for his mentality. But my friend, [Sir] Alex Ferguson, can relax, because it's impossible."

But you're probably right mate. Its not like the words have come out of his mouth or anything...

Actions speak louder than words. He signed everyone on the market except Rooney when Everton were selling.

Maybe he's changed, but I reckon a serious bid could test the rags.

[Mase]

Actions speak louder than words. He signed everyone on the market except Rooney when Everton were selling.

Maybe he's changed, but I reckon a serious bid could test the rags.

He just said Rooney's the one player who he'd sign if he could and you're still trying to argue the fact!