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by brite blu sky » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:54 am
This is hilarious, Can the man on the street explain offside.. video in the Guardian
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by Kladze » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:01 pm
brite blu sky wrote:This is hilarious, Can the man on the street explain offside.. video in the Guardian
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The mind boggles.
How can people who have watched the game for years not understand what is, after all, a basic rule of the game?
I hear it when I go to matches "Offside ref!" when it clearly isn't, or "that was never offside" when it clearly was.
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by Hazy2 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:17 pm
Shouting offside is the final act of a player who has fucked up. Kids are taught to challenge the Liner or the ref. Player berate, fans scream, this is a storm in a D Cup or am I not allowed to say that. Keys back please from the Holier than Though merchants. And as for Sky the mirror this confirmation Mr Murdock is one on the worlds biggest players fucking about with the media, I cannot help but think he is flexing his muscles as a message to the torries. MESS WITH ME IF YOU DARE
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by Slim » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:43 pm
brite blu sky wrote:This is hilarious, Can the man on the street explain offside.. video in the Guardian
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You knew it was going to come up tragic when that lad started with "say you were in a shop buying a handbag".
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by carl_feedthegoat » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:47 pm
I fucking hate and I mean HATE that Richard Keys..he has that face that would turn a priest violent.
He is a nobody...a zilch in the world of football - I hope I never see that cunt on the TV ever again.
Wanker.
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by 9secondlegend » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:49 pm
fuck me im bored shitless of this story already..how long before its sorted either way
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by Beefymcfc » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:49 pm
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:King Kev wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:Seems Sky are trying to offload some baggage here and although I can't stand Gray and Keys, I don't like the way they are going about it.
The fact that these clips have even been broadcast makes me think you are right.
Who decided to air them and why? I hope it
is because they want to get rid,
I am sick of Andy Gray speaking to us like he is the only person who has ever seen a football match before.
Spot on. Besides he has about five different lines for each team in the league which he repeats every time these teams play. To fill rest of the 80 minutes left in the game he goes stating fucking stupid stuff like
" Ah cannie wnderstand what Cite err dayin whit that totty lad Tevez up front. Ye need to awa tall lad there. Mancini is banger."
Ha ha ha, is that in your best Geordie accent ;-)
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by DoomMerchant » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:42 pm
King Kev wrote:Wow, breaking news. A 25 year old girl likes to dance and go on holiday! That has to be one of the most pathetic 'stories' I have ever seen published by a newspaper!
i think this girl has accomplished something pretty cool...at the age of 25 She's done way more than i ever did at that age. Pretty cool actually.
Also, in one of her holiday pics, i think i sniffed some cameltoe, and the pic of her and her "friend" i could probably finish to in a pinch if required. Andie will have to way in, but my gaydar was going off...that friendly embrace looked like something special. i liked it anyway.
not a bad article...on those merits.
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by Manx Blue » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:26 pm
Andy Burton also spoken to and warned apparently...
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by ayrshireblue » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:17 pm
Blown out of all proportion. They were saying nothing that 75% of the crowd wouldn't have at least thought. The comments didn't go out on air, some rat sneaked them to the press. Definitely looks like Sky are wanting to get rid of them. It may be that Keyes has got caught up in the Gray/NotW crossfire, but I can't see either of them being in a job with Sky much longer. If this means that Jamie Redknapp gets a bigger role then I think we could all be clamouring for the return of Gray. Redknapp mutters when he speaks, talks crap and is only on the telly because he pulls in some female admirers - and his dad probably pays Sky to give him work.
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by Craig B » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:50 pm
Manx Blue wrote:Andy Burton also spoken to and warned apparently...
Shame they can't have a word with Bryan Swanson while they're at it... for being one ugly bullshitting twat!
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by Hazy2 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:52 pm
And under the radar Harry R was in court for tax evasion. That was handy.
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by King Kev » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:08 pm
Craig B wrote:Manx Blue wrote:Andy Burton also spoken to and warned apparently...
Shame they can't have a word with Bryan Swanson while they're at it... for being one ugly bullshitting twat!
Burton has also been 'taken off air'
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by lets all have a disco » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:14 pm
She isnt a looker at all, was Stevie Wonder filming the 3d feed?
If that gets me a ban so be it.
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by Nigels Tackle » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:25 pm
gray sacked...
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by Lees Alter Ego » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:25 pm
Just heard Andy Gray has been sacked haha
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by Craig B » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:28 pm
lets all have a disco wrote:She isnt a looker at all, was Stevie Wonder filming the 3d feed?
If that gets me a ban so be it.
She is if you compare her to the last female linesperson ..

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by Craig B » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:29 pm
Lees Alter Ego wrote:Just heard Andy Gray has been sacked haha
Woopee do.. how long before he's employed by ITV??
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by bluelogic32 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:34 pm
Lees Alter Ego wrote:Just heard Andy Gray has been sacked haha
I`m sure he was sacked, but on the channel it says Breaking News! `Andy Gray leave`s sky sports`
...and im getting tired of reading it over and over, this is stupid
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by Fish111 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:42 pm
Who really gives a fuck about the whole thing? Not me.
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