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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby bluej » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:05 pm

Just watching Leeds Arsenal, Max Gradel sounds like an American fighter pilot.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:22 pm

bluej wrote:Just watching Leeds Arsenal, Max Gradel sounds like an American fighter pilot.


Or a Bond villain.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby blootoof » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:00 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby gillie » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:08 pm

That Portugese keeper "Quim"
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:16 pm

Shrek.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Abu Dhabi » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:16 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Dameerto » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:24 pm

Dipstick wrote:Norbert Stiles, Perry Groves, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Quinton Fortune


Oxlade-Chamberlain sounds like a souped-up engine part.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Goataldo » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:41 pm

Alan, Jo, Kris, Fred.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby blootoof » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:05 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:20 pm

Craig Shakespeare.

Oh & of course Stefan Kuntz.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Slim » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:02 am

Jean II Makoun - Another feudal knight.
Landon Donovan - American daytime soap character.
Manuel Almunia - Colombian drug cartel.
Benoît Assou-Ekotto - It's a cheese.
Pascal Chimbonda - Packet of sweets.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby rabbit » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:04 am

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby 1950 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:09 am

Ashley Young - porn actress
Jean Beausejour - french chanteur
Fábio Aurélio - politician of the roman empire
Nile Ranger - egyptian special troops
Carlo Nash - NASCAR driver
Marc-Antoine Fortuné - explorer
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:25 am

Joe Hart P.I. (U.S. television series, son of Jonathan & Jennifer)

Frank Lampard (boxing promoter)

Rio Ferdinand (hairdresser to the stars)

Gareth Barry (see above, also married to Elton John)

Mike Summerbee (old time comedy actor, former sidekick to Will Hay)

James Milner (leader of Transport and General Workers Union )
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Michael Brookes » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:00 am

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Slim » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:16 am

Hulk, beats Conan.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:16 am

Emile Ivanhoe Heskey. Doesn't sound like footballer, doesn't look like footballer.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:53 am

Nyron Nosworthy (American D-movie actor)



............and Barry Conlan (60s east end bank robber)
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:48 am

Carlos Babbington (Argentinian 1970s footballer) - sounds like a solicitor
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Bingo Lewis » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:05 am

That snodgrass kid that played for leeds last night.

Sounds like summat off Heartbeat.
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