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by mr_nool » Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:40 am
DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
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Were you wearing it or your wife? It's important for me to know. For my fantasies.
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by DoomMerchant » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:53 pm
mr_nool wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Were you wearing it or your wife? It's important for me to know. For my fantasies.
yknow...i was wearing it. She was wearing nothing, you pervert.
Also, she thinks it's a Nazi t-shirt and keeps trying to stop me from wearing it outside the house, so it kinda had this grudgefuck element to it as well. Fantastic shirt!
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by Swales4ever » Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:50 am
mr_nool wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Were you wearing it or your wife? It's important for me to know. For my fantasies.
lol!!!
I soon shall turn gayer than gay and have sex with You, Erik!
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by Sister of fu » Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:12 am
DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Im wondering if your wife posts on some kind of forum and said "iv just boffed my husband in a nazi t-shirt and if felt wrong, just wrong, it doesnt help the fact that if he shaved the sides of his goatee he could be Hitler"
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by Dronny » Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:29 am
DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Crashed out on the bed after the Juve game to be woken with a little lurve starter, then proceeded to strip off the top for the main course and pudding............did I mention that was in Turin? I believe that may trump your effort Doomy?
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by DoomMerchant » Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:11 pm
Dronny wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Crashed out on the bed after the Juve game to be woken with a little lurve starter, then proceeded to strip off the top for the main course and pudding............did I mention that was in Turin? I believe that may trump your effort Doomy?
That trumps me for sure brother. Hats off to you.
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by DoomMerchant » Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:15 pm
Sister of fu wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Im wondering if your wife posts on some kind of forum and said "iv just boffed my husband in a nazi t-shirt and if felt wrong, just wrong, it doesnt help the fact that if he shaved the sides of his goatee he could be Hitler"
Yknow...that did make me laff. Yr funnier than you let on. ;)
If she did post something it would prollee have been on an internet shopping support group or an interior design forum or maybe a 'how to manage a 12 year old who's acting 15' forum....at any rate it would have been Off Topic i'm guessing. I should go for broke and shave the goat and tache into a Hitler and wear the shirt next time just for impact. This could turn into a hobby.
Lesbians give great sex advice...FACT.
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by Dronny » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:04 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:Dronny wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Crashed out on the bed after the Juve game to be woken with a little lurve starter, then proceeded to strip off the top for the main course and pudding............did I mention that was in Turin? I believe that may trump your effort Doomy?
That trumps me for sure brother. Hats off to you.
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LOL, keep your hat on Doomy fella it was a fairly average dig due to copious beer, wine and vodka consumed over 16 hours ;-)
Happy New Year!
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by DoomMerchant » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:17 pm
Dronny wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Dronny wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:I've just shagged the wife in mine...can anyone top that yet?
Bonus points are not given for a "I've just shagged your wife in yours as well...etc" post either.
Come on...fuclers.
cheers
Crashed out on the bed after the Juve game to be woken with a little lurve starter, then proceeded to strip off the top for the main course and pudding............did I mention that was in Turin? I believe that may trump your effort Doomy?
That trumps me for sure brother. Hats off to you.
cheers
LOL, keep your hat on Doomy fella it was a fairly average dig due to copious beer, wine and vodka consumed over 16 hours ;-)
Happy New Year!
Oh well then fuck you....cuz i took mine doggy and made her ask for it in the ass....come on now.
Happy New Year to you too, Hero.
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by Leedsblue » Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:15 pm
Groupon have a pay £1.95 and get at any t-shirt from Iffyton up to the value of £14.95
If I get the mancityfans shirt how does that work for the forum? Who loses out?
PS If anybody is interested in the offer pm me your e-mail and I will forward it on (and I get something credited to my account as well)
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by sharkey » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:55 pm
Is there any plans for a mancityfans t-shirt this year lads? They always make a nice xmas present!
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by Patrick » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:09 pm
Doesn't affect us in any way at all, but it sounds great
No tshirt this chrimbo, can't believe it was a year ago already, best start thinking about it
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