dazby wrote:I was at the game last night and the rags have got a promising talent playing right back. I reckon when his moustache is fully grown and he learns how to spit properly he's going to be a real star.
dazby wrote:I was at the game last night and the rags have got a promising talent playing right back. I reckon when his moustache is fully grown and he learns how to spit properly he's going to be a real star.
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:dazby wrote:I was at the game last night and the rags have got a promising talent playing right back. I reckon when his moustache is fully grown and he learns how to spit properly he's going to be a real star.
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Am I missing something?
markuse wrote:Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:dazby wrote:I was at the game last night and the rags have got a promising talent playing right back. I reckon when his moustache is fully grown and he learns how to spit properly he's going to be a real star.
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Am I missing something?
Yep, the joke on the young right back England hopeful that played last night ;-)
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:markuse wrote:Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:dazby wrote:I was at the game last night and the rags have got a promising talent playing right back. I reckon when his moustache is fully grown and he learns how to spit properly he's going to be a real star.
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Am I missing something?
Yep, the joke on the young right back England hopeful that played last night ;-)
I didn't miss THAT joke but the highlighted bit.
dazby wrote:AHA I have been foiled and spoiled by supersleuth Antti. Yes my friend, twas all a tall tale to muddle and befuddle our brethren contributors and purveyors.
The mentioning of my attendance at the match was intended to clearly indicate as brightly as a shining beacon that the remainder of the tale was pure folly. A very tall tale indeed, for the right back in question is neither young, nor going to be a star. In fact, the somewhat feeble attempt at a moustache shall never in time come to be fully formed, as it were. Furthermore, as evidenced from that fateful day at Maine Road, the cad in question shall never be able to expectorate as a normal person does. His tongue is otherwised engaged in the servitude of his masters, thus preventing him from forming sufficient er, er, gobby.
Well played old bean.
dazby wrote:AHA I have been foiled and spoiled by supersleuth Antti. Yes my friend, twas all a tall tale to muddle and befuddle our brethren contributors and purveyors.
The mentioning of my attendance at the match was intended to clearly indicate as brightly as a shining beacon that the remainder of the tale was pure folly. A very tall tale indeed, for the right back in question is neither young, nor going to be a star. In fact, the somewhat feeble attempt at a moustache shall never in time come to be fully formed, as it were. Furthermore, as evidenced from that fateful day at Maine Road, the cad in question shall never be able to expectorate as a normal person does. His tongue is otherwised engaged in the servitude of his masters, thus preventing him from forming sufficient er, er, gobby.
Well played old bean.
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