***Transfer Rumours Thread*** [ALL RUMOUR TOPICS MERGED]

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[Wooders]

[blues-clues]

there is a link on the BBC squad news update that RM are going to offer £95m for Shrek!

Not sure how reliable www. caughtoffside.com can be on matters like this but I cant see Mourinho going for this. Woudn't be surprised to see him go for one or two of the Chelsea team, Drigba, Lampard, Essien maybe but Shrek for 95m..... gotta be bollocks.

[Mike J]

[Beefymcfc]

Wolfsburg have stated that Dzeko is staying at the club and that they have received No official offer for the player.

Anyone disappointed?

[Slim]

[Beefymcfc]

[Slim]

I am thinking three players, leftback, attacking midfielder and left sided forward/winger.

I think Lescott/Kompany will be our main pairing next season and I am hoping between Toure, Onuoha, Zabaleta and Richards we can get one of them to claim that right back spot on a permanent basis.

Bridge is okay at left back, but I really think we can get better, noticed us with a random bollox link to Vargas who I think is a good choice and Garrido is never going to be the left back we need and not quick or tricky enough to move into midfield.

Attacking midfielder is obvious, only Stevie and possibly Johnno in that spot and one is a moody fucker and the other a crocked boozer. We need real quality here as we have seen in the england game that position has become the fulcrum for so many clubs.

Left sided forward as competition and backup for Bellamy who I would not like to bet on his knees lasting a possible 60 game season, if Jinky moves left then we need someone on the right as SWP would need competition and is a player who can really go off the boil.

Strikers, I would like better rotation than Tevez, Adebayor and RSC. I think RSC is not coming good and while he hasn't had a decent run, it's hard to see when he would be likely to, so maybe a player who can switch left wing and make an impact as a striker without needing a half dozen games to get up to speed.

[Dameerto]

I hope Boj comes back to us, and gets a good run in the preseason. Even when he was rusty as fewk last preseason he still knew where the goal was during the half game I saw him play - ok he missed it but he knew where it was (and got himself into the right position to be able to try the shot)

[Wooders]

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

[Vhero]

Anybody else thinking we aren't gonna sign anybody before the world cup now? Then most likely we will sign somebody who will be fantastic in the world cup so we will pay out of our arses and he will turn to shit in a city shirt?

[Vhero]

[Slim]

If you could pick two players from Barcelona I'd have to say they would be probably not even in my first 10 picks.

[Wooders]

[DoomMerchant]

[Kladze]

1,095 replies and we still haven't signed anyone.

Someone should run a spread bet sweep on how many replies there will have been by the time our first acquisition is made. ;-)

[Haz]

[DoomMerchant]