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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Mase » Sat Aug 01, 2026 12:08 pm

dick dastardley wrote:Savinho one lazy cunt


It's horrible to watch. Just get him gone. If we can get £40m for him to fuck him off. The lad is bone idle!
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby CBEM » Sat Aug 01, 2026 12:17 pm

I thought the Lewis experiment was over, both him and Savinho shouldn't be anywhere near a City shirt.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Sideshow Bob » Sat Aug 01, 2026 12:17 pm

can someone help me understand why foden has been wearing a fucking bandage on his hand for what feels like 2 or 3 years??
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby CBEM » Sat Aug 01, 2026 12:20 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:can someone help me understand why foden has been wearing a fucking bandage on his hand for what feels like 2 or 3 years??


Here are some answers for you, these sound made up but they are true.

Habits and StyleSuperstition: Acts as a lucky ritual that players continue using long after an initial injury heals.

Mental readiness: Gives players physical reassurance and confidence on the pitch.

Fashion: Copied from famous star athletes as a modern stylistic trend.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Sideshow Bob » Sat Aug 01, 2026 12:34 pm

CBEM wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:can someone help me understand why foden has been wearing a fucking bandage on his hand for what feels like 2 or 3 years??


Here are some answers for you, these sound made up but they are true.

Habits and StyleSuperstition: Acts as a lucky ritual that players continue using long after an initial injury heals.

Mental readiness: Gives players physical reassurance and confidence on the pitch.

Fashion: Copied from famous star athletes as a modern stylistic trend.


cheers. somehow im even more confused now.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby dick dastardley » Sat Aug 01, 2026 12:57 pm

Mcaidoo looks a good prospect, unbelievably savinho has upped his game but no end product
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Sideshow Bob » Sat Aug 01, 2026 1:30 pm

some utter dogshit pens from us.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby PeterParker » Sat Aug 01, 2026 1:32 pm

Maresca still has time to sack the set-piece coach.
Absolutely useless.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Blue In Bolton » Sat Aug 01, 2026 1:48 pm

dick dastardley wrote:Mcaidoo looks a good prospect, unbelievably savinho has upped his game but no end product

Like the look of this lad. The polar opposite of Savinho.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Nickyboy » Sat Aug 01, 2026 2:18 pm

It's the first pre season friendly with over half the best players not even there.

I wouldn't get too invested either way as it's basically a glorified training session to make money.
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Scatman » Sat Aug 01, 2026 2:26 pm

dick dastardley wrote:Mcaidoo looks a good prospect, unbelievably savinho has upped his game but no end product


He makes me want to sing with a hula melody
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Mase » Sat Aug 01, 2026 3:58 pm

Kolarov was there today
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby Nick » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:02 pm

Interesting comments by semenyo about Enzo telling him to express himself
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Re: Pre Season Tour Squad

Postby zuricity » Mon Aug 03, 2026 9:21 pm

Nick wrote:Interesting comments by semenyo about Enzo telling him to express himself

Possibly misheard ? was Enzo ordering an Espresso ?
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