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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:46 am

Gary Neville reported to OFCOM by a Welsh minister for his blatent (hypocritical) politicising of a sporting event. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:55 am

Bluemoon4610 wrote:Gary Neville reported to OFCOM by a Welsh minister for his blatent (hypocritical) politicising of a sporting event. :lol:

Good

Hopefully Sky will drop him. Can't see it, but we live in hope
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:14 pm

Klopp's post match interviews after Liverpool drop points are comedy gold.
Tonight's was absolutely hilarious.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:35 pm

Dimples wrote:Klopp's post match interviews after Liverpool drop points are comedy gold.
Tonight's was absolutely hilarious.


I was googling for the post match interview and "what's so special about Jurgen klopp" came up as a suggestion. Here's the answer:

"The foundation for high performance and effective teams involves building trust, and Klopp has defined his transformational leadership style with high energy, championing accountability, communicating clearly and showing emotional intelligence."
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:19 pm

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have said that once identified, the fan who kicked out at Aaron Ramsdale will face a lifetime ban of watching Spurs at home and away; so far, 5000 Spurs fans have come forward claiming responsibility.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:53 am

nottsblue wrote:Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have said that once identified, the fan who kicked out at Aaron Ramsdale will face a lifetime ban of watching Spurs at home and away; so far, 5000 Spurs fans have come forward claiming responsibility.

Gave me a little chuckle that one, notts. Cheers.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:18 pm

So... Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, assaulted and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:09 am

It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb :lol:
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu Feb 23, 2023 1:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pinched from my rag nephew! But funny all the same.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:05 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Pinched from my rag nephew! But funny all the same.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:07 pm

May I just say

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
FUCK OFF RAGS

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:44 pm

Dimples wrote:It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb :lol:
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL :lol:


I think that means that they are installing glass doors on the toilet cubicles
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:57 pm

john68 wrote:
Dimples wrote:It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb :lol:
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL :lol:


I think that means that they are installing glass doors on the toilet cubicles

Martin Edwards likes this :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Sideshow Bob » Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:59 pm

rags’ goal differential is now only +6, which is worse than brentford! how are they in 3rd place with that GD?? it’s an indictment of the whole league.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:19 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:rags’ goal differential is now only +6, which is worse than brentford! how are they in 3rd place with that GD?? it’s an indictment of the whole league.

They were even as well last year. So over 63 games they are +6

For comparison we are +114
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:34 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:
john68 wrote:
Dimples wrote:It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb :lol:
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL :lol:


I think that means that they are installing glass doors on the toilet cubicles

Martin Edwards likes this :lol:


So does Bryan Robson
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:47 pm

Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Mar 05, 2023 9:29 pm

nottsblue wrote:Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.


That Martinez…they pretend he’s some sort of hard man :lol: my 4 year old daughter is taller than him! The guys shite.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Mar 05, 2023 9:51 pm

Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.


That Martinez…they pretend he’s some sort of hard man :lol: my 4 year old daughter is taller than him! The guys shite.


he's good at standing around looking cool though Mase, i'll give you that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby MIAMCFC » Sun Mar 05, 2023 9:55 pm

Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.


That Martinez…they pretend he’s some sort of hard man :lol: my 4 year old daughter is taller than him! The guys shite.


I’ve just asked our kid if he has accepted his delusion could be hereditary. His lad must shitting a brick.

Rag reply one of those days, a blip.
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