The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[nottsblue]

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have said that once identified, the fan who kicked out at Aaron Ramsdale will face a lifetime ban of watching Spurs at home and away; so far, 5000 Spurs fans have come forward claiming responsibility.

[Tokyo Blue]

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club have said that once identified, the fan who kicked out at Aaron Ramsdale will face a lifetime ban of watching Spurs at home and away; so far, 5000 Spurs fans have come forward claiming responsibility.

Gave me a little chuckle that one, notts. Cheers.

[CTID Hants]

So... Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, assaulted and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'

[Dimples]

It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL

[Bluemoon4610]

Pinched from my rag nephew! But funny all the same.

[nottsblue]

:lol:
Pinched from my rag nephew! But funny all the same.

[nottsblue]

May I just say


FUCK OFF RAGS

oh and of course

City win, United lose
You got me singing the blues

[john68]

It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb :lol:
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL :lol:

I think that means that they are installing glass doors on the toilet cubicles

[Harry Dowd scored]

It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL

I think that means that they are installing glass doors on the toilet cubicles

Martin Edwards likes this

[Sideshow Bob]

rags’ goal differential is now only +6, which is worse than brentford! how are they in 3rd place with that GD?? it’s an indictment of the whole league.

[nottsblue]

rags’ goal differential is now only +6, which is worse than brentford! how are they in 3rd place with that GD?? it’s an indictment of the whole league.

They were even as well last year. So over 63 games they are +6

For comparison we are +114

[salford city]

It is hoped fewer mistakes will be made with the arrival of Howard Webb
Webb, who refereed the World Cup final in 2010, is set to bring a greater level of transparency to the PGMOL

I think that means that they are installing glass doors on the toilet cubicles

Martin Edwards likes this

So does Bryan Robson

[nottsblue]

Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.

[Mase]

Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.

That Martinez…they pretend he’s some sort of hard man my 4 year old daughter is taller than him! The guys shite.

[zuricity]

Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.

That Martinez…they pretend he’s some sort of hard man my 4 year old daughter is taller than him! The guys shite.

he's good at standing around looking cool though Mase, i'll give you that.

[MIAMCFC]

Just been onto redcafe for a chuckle.

Fernandes is getting dogs abuse as you’d expect.

This one made me laugh, Half the team look like a K Pop band formed in a prison.

That Martinez…they pretend he’s some sort of hard man my 4 year old daughter is taller than him! The guys shite.

I’ve just asked our kid if he has accepted his delusion could be hereditary. His lad must shitting a brick.

Rag reply one of those days, a blip.

[PeterParker]

I really missed this. Comedy gold.
His reply is also hilarious.

Take a bow, Paddy Kenny.

[johnny crossan]

I always wondered if the Old Toilet nickname came from this feature

[Mase]

Hahahaha imagine blaming the Glaziers for your own fans pissing on the floor. Brilliant.

[Dubciteh]

Hahahaha imagine blaming the Glaziers for your own fans pissing on the floor. Brilliant.

Imagine standing in piss while having a piss…why didnt they go somewhere else?!