The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[kennyboy]

Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?

Penguins don't live in Norway

I am a penguin.

Anyway, the media is gonne totally wild over here, it`s hear Ole`s first words.. Ole will succeed etc.. etc..
I predict we will read about the rags every day til he is replaced. Scum back on all sports pages, and the games on telly is scum
every week i guess. Fans popping up again with red shirts.

[patrickblue]

Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?

Penguins don't live in Norway

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

[zuricity]

Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?

Penguins don't live in Norway

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

Because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore....

[iwasthere2012]

Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?

Penguins don't live in Norway

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

Because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore....

Cant get the wrappers off?

[Beefymcfc]

I happened to mention that if we cannot win it this season then it'll probably be a good thing that the Dippers win it due to them being equal with the Rag scum. I was quickly, and with serious anger, cut down with 'They'll need another' line.

I laughed.

[dazby]

Check the vid of John Stones watching his goal line clearance. Then check the Wikipedia definition of hadouken.

[PeterParker]

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

[gmercer1]

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

[nottsblue]

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick

[patrickblue]

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick

You've obviously under (or over) estimated them.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick

You've obviously under (or over) estimated them.

They don't know when to use upper and lower case either, makes the written comments as difficult to understand as the accent.

[Mase]

From what I understand the upper case lower case is taking the piss out of them.

[nottsblue]

http://www.sickipedia.net/pics/ua7oawqkgaxoa

[PeterParker]

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick

Don't forget when the Mail actual spoke some truth.

[Scatman]

We're so good we lost.

Is that Harry Redknapp's paedo brother?

[PeterParker]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... c-13821006

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

[city72]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?

[Hutch's Shoulder]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?

I'm surprised they could tell what he was saying.

Imagine if they'd heard him when he was playing.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Even Schalke's official Twitter are taking the piss out of Liverpool fans.

[bigblue]

liverpool have lost every game they've played this year