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by CuteMancs » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:48 am
I usually treat my body like a temple. Last night I treated mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell.
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by Chinners » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:15 am
Nice one CuteMancs
Joel Ward is a big Christian, so maybe Jesus will go easy on us ..... Brilliant!!!!
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by Wonderwall » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:10 am
Cheery lot aren't they. Can't say I blame them after what we did to Watford and their current league form. Loved this one
7 on the goal line, 3 lying on top of them and Speroni one metre in front of the lot of them…The 10 outfield need to be put on a MacDonalds and KFC and fizzy drink diet sharpish to fill help fill any gaps.
Also
Their keeper could.probably start in our midfield
Haha. This has 1-1 written all over it. Come on city let's spank these whilst they are down as goal difference just might be a necessary thing this season.
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by Swales4ever » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:28 am
Many thanks Cute, very good read as usual.
Looks like some Eagles fan have borrowed a touch of the historical Citizens humour.
[nah! a Club with no history can't have historical behaviours...]"Would not be surprised if our proud record from Anfield – 0-9 – goes AWOL…" actually brought me a good chuckle, but let's just not get carried away.... we are still within the "first 10 games" spell, aren't we?
1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...
In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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by sheblue » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:32 am
Yes most city fans and neutrals are probably expecting a good spanking for palace, however things dont always go like that.
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by Wonderwall » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:47 pm
sheblue wrote:Yes most city fans and neutrals are probably expecting a good spanking for palace, however things dont always go like that.
Absolutely, look at Burnley in 2014/15, they were rock bottom when we played them, we were champions, they were playing shit, we drew 2-2 at the etihad and got beat 1-0 at Turf Moor. They ended up getting relegated that season. Anyone can beat anyone on their day.
Lets hope there is no complacency and Pep has them going for the jugular from the off. Get an early goal and change their game plan.
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by mr_nool » Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:09 pm
Palace need to wake up sooner or later. I have a bad feeling it will be tomorrow, although I obviously hope they can wait a week.
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by nottsblue » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:25 pm
Thanks CM
Some belting comments there. Favourite was that Ederson could play in their midfield!
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by Mikhail Chigorin » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:35 pm
nottsblue wrote:Thanks CM
Some belting comments there. Favourite was that Ederson could play in their midfield!
On that basis, we could release Bravo to play there for them.........a new career move ??
Thanks for that CM; a good read.
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by Slim » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:17 pm
That's a pretty uninspired bunch there.
The one about the KFC diet made me laugh though.
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