If we had played -Possible Red Top headlines

[The Man In Blue]

Carlsberg dont do match reports, but if they did...


top class that MRM, we can dream eh.

[Crazy_Cabbie]

MRM Sir,

That was fookin SUPERB.

It has had me laughin my arse off......

So Good, well done

[john68]

[center]SIR TAGGART IS UNSTOPPABLE[/center]

Shortly after watching his rags fall to their heaviest ever defeat under his stewardship, Taggart in attempting to escape quickly down the tunnel to avoid giving a press interview hit a patch of ice and was unstoppable. Sadly for him but much to the amusement of those watching, Taggart slid uncontrollably into a concrete wall, just at the point where there was a Manchester City crest affixed.

The latest medical bulletin stated that the bruising has had a positive effect to his nose which had now turned blue. Cosmetic surgeons however say that their is no way they can treat the permanent scar to his forehead in the shape of the Manchester city crest. It is something he will have to learn to live with.

[Lev Bronstein]

Chuckle chuckle.