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by PeterParker » Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:26 am
But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:57 am
PeterParker wrote:But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
Brenda or Moysie.
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by sheblue » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:29 pm
PeterParker wrote:But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
That is the question, we will have to give him away; ade mark2.
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by DoomMerchant » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:44 pm
PeterParker wrote:But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
I would just swap him for talent. Tell Porto or Benfica to give us 2-3 players and we will pay half his wages.
Piss easy. I could do this shit in my sleep.
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by Wonderwall » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:56 pm
PeterParker wrote:But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
more often than not its US!! Maybe that's a way of getting round FFP, lets buy him off ourselves for an "undisclosed" fee
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by Ted Hughes » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:24 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:PeterParker wrote:But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
I would just swap him for talent. Tell Porto or Benfica to give us 2-3 players and we will pay half his wages.
Piss easy. I could do this shit in my sleep.
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We don't have the spaces for them in the squad. Not so easy.
Jovetic is one of the biggest disappointments for a player at City in all the years I have been watching the club. I know he is a real talent & could be brilliant in our team. It's tragic how this has worked out. I couldn't wait to see him play & now can't wait to see the back of him. And still his record is fucking good when he has played, which makes it worse still.
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by PrezIke » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:02 pm
Well, he did score, so that's good, but...
At this point I wonder if we may be either stuck with him, or might as well just keep him to see if he can get his value back up or actually prove useful enough.
Could see us sending him out on loan for a fee and/or a future fee (i.e. Negredo or Nasti).
I'd rather not go the Falcao route given his injury record. Liverpool could sure use him, but that could come back to bite us. If we got Sterling out of it I'd take the risk, but I fear he's going to Arsenal.
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by Blue Since 76 » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:07 pm
Could we just put him out of his misery and claim on the insurance? Quick bullet to the head would be the humane thing to do considering the constant pain he's in.
When UKIP and the Mail go on about lazy foreigners coming over here sponging off us, they should use one of his Instagram photos.
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by blue b4 the moon » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:10 am
Wonderwall wrote:PeterParker wrote:But who the hell would buy such a sicknote?
more often than not its US!! Maybe that's a way of getting round FFP, lets buy him off ourselves for an "undisclosed" fee
Fire him over to the US or Aussieland.
We seem to have more than our fair share of wasters, Nasri/Dzeko decided to down tools towards the end of the season, wouldn't be too bad if we were still playing the likes if Oxford United but these guys are on £m? Per season.
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by Wooders » Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:04 am
None of us know for sure what his injuries are or the extent of them but when you hear about the likes of Dave and Serg spending their holiday period on the surgeons table after playing a season through pain and then you hear nothing about any surgery for a player like Jovetic it does make you wonder how much of it is down to attitude
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by Dameerto » Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:29 pm
Wooders wrote:None of us know for sure what his injuries are or the extent of them but when you hear about the likes of Dave and Serg spending their holiday period on the surgeons table after playing a season through pain and then you hear nothing about any surgery for a player like Jovetic it does make you wonder how much of it is down to attitude
We can have a reasonable guess at the extent of his 'injuries' when Pellegrini mentions that the medical staff pass him fit but the player says he isn't able to play and so he has to accept what the player is saying to him. (As he did the season before last).
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by Ted Hughes » Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:35 pm
Dameerto wrote:Wooders wrote:None of us know for sure what his injuries are or the extent of them but when you hear about the likes of Dave and Serg spending their holiday period on the surgeons table after playing a season through pain and then you hear nothing about any surgery for a player like Jovetic it does make you wonder how much of it is down to attitude
We can have a reasonable guess at the extent of his 'injuries' when Pellegrini mentions that the medical staff pass him fit but the player says he isn't able to play and so he has to accept what the player is saying to him. (As he did the season before last).
The same could probably be said of Aguero.
They didn't know what was causing it with him & have had to change his diet to (hopefully) solve his problems. Kompany keeps being put back in the team then breaking down, so they obviously think he's fit when he isn't.
Jovetic may be a similar situation.
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by Dameerto » Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:37 pm
I don't remember Pellegrini using a press conference to threaten Aguero with being sold if he didn't make himself available for selection.
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by DoomMerchant » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:40 pm
Dameerto wrote:I don't remember Pellegrini using a press conference to threaten Aguero with being sold if he didn't make himself available for selection.
because he's a fucking pro.
I'd like to see a reality TV show with Jovetic in it based upon the Hostel series just so i can see for myself how truly soft he is.
Sorts out a lot of problems with one crap TV show. Narrated by that cunt from Top Gear. Lots of foreigner jokes, and manly stuff, etc.
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by Pretty Boy Lee » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:05 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:Dameerto wrote:I don't remember Pellegrini using a press conference to threaten Aguero with being sold if he didn't make himself available for selection.
because he's a fucking pro.
I'd like to see a reality TV show with Jovetic in it based upon the Hostel series just so i can see for myself how truly soft he is.
Sorts out a lot of problems with one crap TV show. Narrated by that cunt from Top Gear. Lots of foreigner jokes, and manly stuff, etc.
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Imagine the abuse yaya and kompany could have avoided if they just took a year off paid.
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by mr_nool » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:10 pm
I really don't like Jovetic. He has bags of potential, but he's injured all the fucking time. And when he does play, he seems to try to (over)compensate and squeeze all of his abilities into every fucking move, which results in him running in to walls, passing the ball to no one, or shooting it into the stands.
He's probably a great bloke, but wasting talent like that really gets to me. I would give both my balls and an arm to be that talented, and I can assure you that I wouldn't have been content with being an "almost top player".
That's why I always rate Sun, Dunne, Milner or even fucking Cattermole (taking off the City specs) higher than Jovetic and the like of him. It's all about the attitude.
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by Mikhail Chigorin » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:08 pm
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Dameerto wrote:I don't remember Pellegrini using a press conference to threaten Aguero with being sold if he didn't make himself available for selection.
because he's a fucking pro.
I'd like to see a reality TV show with Jovetic in it based upon the Hostel series just so i can see for myself how truly soft he is.
Sorts out a lot of problems with one crap TV show. Narrated by that cunt from Top Gear. Lots of foreigner jokes, and manly stuff, etc.
cheers
Imagine the abuse yaya and kompany could have avoided
if they just took a year off paid.
Some caustic souls might claim that's exactly what they did do.
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by Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:31 am
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:Pretty Boy Lee wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:Dameerto wrote:I don't remember Pellegrini using a press conference to threaten Aguero with being sold if he didn't make himself available for selection.
because he's a fucking pro.
I'd like to see a reality TV show with Jovetic in it based upon the Hostel series just so i can see for myself how truly soft he is.
Sorts out a lot of problems with one crap TV show. Narrated by that cunt from Top Gear. Lots of foreigner jokes, and manly stuff, etc.
cheers
Imagine the abuse yaya and kompany could have avoided
if they just took a year off paid.
Some caustic souls might claim that's exactly what they did do.
Haha nice.
Tracking back is overrated.
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by Ted Hughes » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:27 am
mr_nool wrote:I really don't like Jovetic. He has bags of potential, but he's injured all the fucking time. And when he does play, he seems to try to (over)compensate and squeeze all of his abilities into every fucking move, which results in him running in to walls, passing the ball to no one, or shooting it into the stands.
He's probably a great bloke, but wasting talent like that really gets to me. I would give both my balls and an arm to be that talented, and I can assure you that I wouldn't have been content with being an "almost top player".
That's why I always rate Sun, Dunne, Milner or even fucking Cattermole (taking off the City specs) higher than Jovetic and the like of him. It's all about the attitude.
Your saying he needs to drink more alcohol ?
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/local ... an-3667535http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... es-3331877
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by mr_nool » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:32 am
Ted Hughes wrote:mr_nool wrote:I really don't like Jovetic. He has bags of potential, but he's injured all the fucking time. And when he does play, he seems to try to (over)compensate and squeeze all of his abilities into every fucking move, which results in him running in to walls, passing the ball to no one, or shooting it into the stands.
He's probably a great bloke, but wasting talent like that really gets to me. I would give both my balls and an arm to be that talented, and I can assure you that I wouldn't have been content with being an "almost top player".
That's why I always rate Sun, Dunne, Milner or even fucking Cattermole (taking off the City specs) higher than Jovetic and the like of him. It's all about the attitude.
Your saying he needs to drink more alcohol ?
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/local ... an-3667535http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... es-3331877
I didn't know he was a pisshead. But I was obviously talking about giving your all on the pitch (and actually making it onto it).
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