Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby bigblue » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:35 pm

Not surprising that he doesn't understand sarcasm either:

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/419887831926853633

he also managed to say "patrick evra" "chicharita" even though he was on the same team as them for years... woeful
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Original Dub » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:38 pm

bigblue wrote:Not surprising that he doesn't understand sarcasm either:

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/419887831926853633

he also managed to say "patrick evra" "chicharita" even though he was on the same team as them for years... woeful


Fuck, that's embarrassing !
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby walmai » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:41 pm

bigblue wrote:Sums up how much of a complete gormless gump he is:

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10 minutes of Michael Owen, in one video?

Are you insane?

I swear employing him as a commentator is some knowing in-joke that the rest of the public somehow hasn't understood.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Twobob » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:13 am

What do we expect from someone who had to make a catalogue of himself the fucking Mexican bum wank!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... riker.html
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:28 am

Is this a 'Traits Michael Owen does not posses'-Bingo?

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BINGO! BINGO! BINGO!
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Twobob » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:30 am

I Just Blue Myself wrote:Is this a 'Traits Michael Owen does not posses'-Bingo? BINGO! BINGO! BINGO!


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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:35 am

Jesus Christ, the medical report is a goldmine.

"I was asked to see Michael Owen by David James in 2006. I had just rehabilitated Kieron Dyer from his hamstring problems. This culminated in Newcastle receiving £7m for Kieron from West Ham United."

Rehabilitated Kiero Fuckin' Dyer. In 2006. He also goes on mentioning Dean Ashton. Now there's a guy you'll want medical treatment from.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:13 pm

If there was any doubt he has laid any ghosts to rest tonight. Possibly his worst match
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Twobob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:13 pm

nottsblue wrote:If there was any doubt he has laid any ghosts to rest tonight. Possibly his worst match


He wins hands down!!!
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Wooders » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:20 pm

Yes - of all time, no doubt
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:44 pm

He surely can't have any friends!
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby ashton287 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:45 pm

I don't know if I feel a bit sorry for him or if I want to smash his boring fucking face in.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:50 pm

If the cunt ever moved to sky and worked alongside tyler I'd kick my fucking tv in.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:55 pm

He can't be far from the worst at least.

Although, today he did not say "Tell you what" a single time. This made me happy. Ohm.
"I used to be 6 foot 2 with curly hair, look what it's done to me"

"In my career so far it's the most important goal. You score the goal in the last minute to win the title. You're not sure if that's ever going to happen in your career again. I wish I could tell you how I did it but I can't. I thought for all the world that Mario was going to have a go himself but he just moved it on one more and it fell at my feet and I just thought: 'Hit the target, hit it as hard as you can and hit the target.' And it went in."
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby cartesr » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:57 pm

Drone drone drone ear drums bleeding and vertigo from the feckin tv pictures
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby branny » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:00 pm

Nottsblue - you really need us to answer? Him and Chiles I can't listen to. With itv I won't watch until the game has started. On bt I watch on mute.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby City64 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:06 pm

Owen and the other cunt were truely diabolical tonight , both absolutely done my fucking head in !
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby gillie » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:18 pm

Just goes to show when you join the cunts at the swamp you are cunt forever thereafter.Worst co-commentator ever and that's a fucking fact.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Mike J » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:24 pm

an utter disgrace tonight.
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Re: Is Michael Owen the worst co commentator

Postby Twobob » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:02 pm

Totally and utterly different game listening to MoTD compared to the diatribe Owen spewed out - the Rose 'dive' was against Zabba and yet Owen went on about Yaya having to be careful as he shouldn't have made a challenge like that!

He's fucking blind as well as crippled!
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