YaYa Toure Facts

[dazby]

Nails have been heard using the phrase "as hard as Yaya."

[kinkylola]

Yaya Toure has represented his country 80 times, scoring 16 goals. This equates to a strike rate of one goal for every five appearances.

best one yet, put all the rest of you fuckers to shame.

[Goaters 103]

Ya Ya Toure disappeared in the 2013 FA Cup Final.

[Nigels Tackle]

Nails have been heard using the phrase "as hard as Yaya."

i thought you were better than that dazby
#bitterlydisappointed

[Slim]

Nails have been heard using the phrase "as hard as Yaya."

I have a mate called Nailz, fairly certain it's not him you're referring to, he barely acknowledges "soccer" as a sport.

[dazby]

i thought you were better than that dazby
#bitterlydisappointed

Breks does have a point. It is Fannys Inside Bums week.

[Breks]

When Yaya toure was born, he drove his Mam home from the hospital.

[nottsblue]

YaYa Toure went into Burger King & ordered a Big Mac.

And got one

[Chinners]

When Yaya Toure wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Yaya Toure & Superman once had a fight, it was agreed the loser would start wearing his underwear over the top of his trousers.

Yaya Toure once beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

[Nigels Tackle]

i think this site should be shut down during fibs

[Chinners]

i think this site should be shut down during fibs

Ya Ya Toure would not think like this ...

[beehive's dodgy pint]

YaYa Toure is very in touch with his feminine side. His baking is exceptional and he often offers up his sugary buns to the reserve players post-training. He is also currently nurturing an injured hamster he found at the Brittania Stadium back to fitness after the away fixture there. Rumours are that it crawled out of Stephen Irelands boot bag. He also cries openly if shown a picture of Moyes's eyeballs. Now that is a real man.

[Breks]

Yaya toure counted to infinity. Twice

[nottsblue]

YaYa Toure swam the English Channel.

From Dover to Lands End

[Chinners]

Yaya Toure can make onions cry

[nottsblue]

YaYa Toure beat Stevie Wonder in a staring conpetition

[MilnersJaw]

Yaya toure gave birth to yaya toure and a fellow named kolo

[kennyboy]

Yaya Toure was a Fantaholic in his childhood.
He also plays for Gods own footballclub.

[nottsblue]

He would destroy the rags midfield on his own both on & off the field

[Lees Alter Ego]

Yaya Toure recently visited the Virgin Islands. They are now commonly known as "The Isalnds"