***Transfer Rumours Thread*** [ALL RUMOUR TOPICS MERGED]

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Am I the only one wondering when in the fuck we are actually going to sign someone? I know you have to be patient with these things but FFS, all rumour and no product is the mindfuck equivalent of blueballs.

[ian494]

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I'd love to hear the rows you have with your wife Vhero -

"ITS MY FUCKING JOY PAD I BOUGHT IT"

"FUCK YOU VHERO, WHEN YOU MARRIED ME WE AGREED TO SHARE EVERYTHING AND I LET YOU ON MY SINGSTAR LAST NIGHT ANYWAY, SO FUCK YOU I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT".

Meh time to move on anyway lol i do like you mate its just that sometimes it feels like you feel terribly sorry for yourself when its easy just to tell someone to shut up instead of ranting and continually breaking records for the longest ever sentence on mancityfansnet its cool with me sometimes but when i see it in a few different threads that you say you are being mistreated it kind of annoys me lol meh time to move on like i said

Anyway, has Kaka fucking signed yet?

[irblinx]

Right .... so who are we buying again?

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[carl_feedthegoat]

[edge275]

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Did my daily check on the lunatics over in Bluemong...

A thread that was started yesterday to let everyone know that a thread with the same name had been removed because "sources" were being exposed has now taken the exact same path, with the king attention whore posting youtube links to 80's songs as hints to who we are signing...

And of course all the little mongs are running along behind this fucking deluded bastard, slapping their own faces, drooling and looking for "clues" from the shit balls he's leaving behind.

It is now over 100 pages long and this is the first time the attention whore has actually SAID something:

Gourcuff, no knowledge of anything remotely in pipeline

Milner - his agent trying to push a deal - Villa say £30m, we say think again

Torres - still very much on the agenda, albeit Liverpool hope selling Gerrard will convince Fernando to stay put for another year - Chelsea, along with ourselves have registered an interest - his advisors keen on both

Gerrard is the No.1 target - Liverpool desperate to do the business, his agents now in the loop

Ibrahimovich - along with two other players, who I believe to be Yaya and Bojan, Ibra is there to be done, on City's terms and timescale...

Boateng, contrary to belief, not signed, although assured nothing to be concerned about

...the rest I just cannot say, as they are done deals - boring enough?


Why, in god's name, nobody has asked the lying cunt why he felt the need to drop supposed hints all day so as not to reveal his source and then 100 pages in say exactly what he was supposed to be hinting at I really don't know. Oh, and to say he can't reveal other names because they've already signed???


ha ha you fucking mongs. Have a look at yourselves.

Although, its worth peaking at because these lads really believe it and popping in there for a minute is like doing just a wee bit of acid.

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I put this thread on here so we didn't end up like BM, thanks OD for cutting and pasting their tripe here though, much appreciated.

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