1. Greatest hope for this season? A cup final
2. Biggest fear The service at the bars at half-time
3. Most important player Given
4. Terrace favourite Superman
5. Keep an eye out for Me at The Townley, so you can buy me beer
6. Player you'd happily drive to his next club TBH
7. One change you'd make at your club Manager
8. Have you got the right manager See above
9. What advice would you give him Go
10. Which team do you most want to beat this season The scum
11. Opposition player you despise G*ry N*ville
12. Opposition player you secretly admire Jo
13. Where will you finish In a box 6 feet underground
14. Is Mark Hughes really in control at Eastlands Ha ha