The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[nottsblue]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62275194

The BBC report on the charity shield defeat to the dippers complete with the HYS link where Haaland was being rubbished

[johnny crossan]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62275194

The BBC report on the charity shield defeat to the dippers complete with the HYS link where Haaland was being rubbished

Shamoon is an "exceptional" BBC hack in the sense of being exceptionally poor.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62364823

[salford city]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62275194

The BBC report on the charity shield defeat to the dippers complete with the HYS link where Haaland was being rubbished

Shamoon is an "exceptional" BBC hack in the sense of being exceptionally poor.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62364823

Which is quite an achievement in that company. Scouse clearly got the better deal............funny old game innit

[johnny crossan]

[nottsblue]

A*

[Blue In Bolton]

Never gets boring!: https://twitter.com/ftnine/status/15585 ... kizH3oOuDQ

[nottsblue]

https://www.skysports.com/share/12873841

So if Pep leaves it’s OK because BFS will win a treble with us as well

[gmercer1]

Martial has scored 9 goals since the beginning of the 20/21 season.
This is the same player that has something written to his contract about if he wins the ballon d’or

[nottsblue]

David De Gea has been sensationally asked not to join another club despite his contract being up at Manchester United. The club want him to wait in case they can’t sign a replacement. #MUFC [@ncustisTheSun]
4:09 PM · Jun 30, 2023


Please don’t sign for another club in case we fuck up signing your replacement and we have to resign you on deadline day

Carry on the great work behind the scenes raggies

[gmercer1]

The rags got excited when they saw mention of City paying £14m for Trafford…..they thought we had offered to fix up their ground

[Scatman]

The rags got excited when they saw mention of City paying £14m for Trafford…..they thought we had offered to fix up their ground

I wonder what its value is as a brownfield site

[CTID Hants]

I hate this guy with a passion but it does show The rags for what they really are......

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells crazy Man Utd story: “One day I was in the hotel with the team before a game. I got thirsty so I opened the mini-bar and had a fruit juice. We played and then went home.

"Time went by & my pay slip arrives. I realise they've taken a pound off my monthly wage. I call the manager: ‘Excuse me, why have they taken a pound off my salary.’ He replies: ‘It was the fruit juice from the mini-bar.’ ‘Are you kidding, seriously?’ ‘No, I'm not. Here, if you order something you have to pay for it.’

"Sure, but I didn't go to the hotel on my own accord. I wasn't on holiday. It was my work place. I was there for Man Utd. If I have to play and I'm thirsty, I have to drink. I can't go on the pitch dehydrated.

“Can you believe it? A quid? Something like that would never happen in Italy. These are the details that make a difference and earn the respect of the players.”

[salford city]

I hate this guy with a passion but it does show The rags for what they really are......

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells crazy Man Utd story: “One day I was in the hotel with the team before a game. I got thirsty so I opened the mini-bar and had a fruit juice. We played and then went home.

"Time went by & my pay slip arrives. I realise they've taken a pound off my monthly wage. I call the manager: ‘Excuse me, why have they taken a pound off my salary.’ He replies: ‘It was the fruit juice from the mini-bar.’ ‘Are you kidding, seriously?’ ‘No, I'm not. Here, if you order something you have to pay for it.’

"Sure, but I didn't go to the hotel on my own accord. I wasn't on holiday. It was my work place. I was there for Man Utd. If I have to play and I'm thirsty, I have to drink. I can't go on the pitch dehydrated.

“Can you believe it? A quid? Something like that would never happen in Italy. These are the details that make a difference and earn the respect of the players.”

No way he's paying £1 for a fruit juice in a hotel mini-bar over here. He's spot on with the recharge though

[CTID Hants]

I hate this guy with a passion but it does show The rags for what they really are......

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells crazy Man Utd story: “One day I was in the hotel with the team before a game. I got thirsty so I opened the mini-bar and had a fruit juice. We played and then went home.

"Time went by & my pay slip arrives. I realise they've taken a pound off my monthly wage. I call the manager: ‘Excuse me, why have they taken a pound off my salary.’ He replies: ‘It was the fruit juice from the mini-bar.’ ‘Are you kidding, seriously?’ ‘No, I'm not. Here, if you order something you have to pay for it.’

"Sure, but I didn't go to the hotel on my own accord. I wasn't on holiday. It was my work place. I was there for Man Utd. If I have to play and I'm thirsty, I have to drink. I can't go on the pitch dehydrated.

“Can you believe it? A quid? Something like that would never happen in Italy. These are the details that make a difference and earn the respect of the players.”

No way he's paying £1 for a fruit juice in a hotel mini-bar over here. He's spot on with the recharge though

I'm assuming he is referring to the only European League appearance he made for the rags away in Ukraine, a place called Luhansk. p.s. I wouldn't normally be that sad but I'm sitting out at a bar sipping an ice cold Cruzcampo Especial on my holiday

[salford city]

I hate this guy with a passion but it does show The rags for what they really are......

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells crazy Man Utd story: “One day I was in the hotel with the team before a game. I got thirsty so I opened the mini-bar and had a fruit juice. We played and then went home.

"Time went by & my pay slip arrives. I realise they've taken a pound off my monthly wage. I call the manager: ‘Excuse me, why have they taken a pound off my salary.’ He replies: ‘It was the fruit juice from the mini-bar.’ ‘Are you kidding, seriously?’ ‘No, I'm not. Here, if you order something you have to pay for it.’

"Sure, but I didn't go to the hotel on my own accord. I wasn't on holiday. It was my work place. I was there for Man Utd. If I have to play and I'm thirsty, I have to drink. I can't go on the pitch dehydrated.

“Can you believe it? A quid? Something like that would never happen in Italy. These are the details that make a difference and earn the respect of the players.”

No way he's paying £1 for a fruit juice in a hotel mini-bar over here. He's spot on with the recharge though

I'm assuming he is referring to the only European League appearance he made for the rags away in Ukraine, a place called Luhansk. p.s. I wouldn't normally be that sad but I'm sitting out at a bar sipping an ice cold Cruzcampo Especial on my holiday

Nothing wrong with that mate crack on and enjoy yourself

[patrickblue]

Raggies on the BBC raving about Mount. Say he's a "big upgrade" on Eriksen.

Deluded or what!

[sheblue]

Raggies on the BBC raving about Mount. Say he's a "big upgrade" on Eriksen.

Deluded or what!

He is barely an upgrade on Fred.

[zuricity]

Raggies on the BBC raving about Mount. Say he's a "big upgrade" on Eriksen.

Deluded or what!

Slightly taller upgrade perhaps ?

[Mase]

Manchester United have been fined 300,000 euros (£257,000) by Uefa for a breach of Financial Fair Play (FFP) rules.

Interesting. If this was us I wonder what would happen.

[blues2win]

Let’s see if the rags appeal to CAS. LOL.