The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Mase]

Rashford for PSG?

My sides are splitting. I wouldn't have him at Plymouth

Laughable
Never on the cards in a month of Sundays

He’s in his final year. His team are doing the usual put pressure on the Rags until they fold and offer £350k a week. Rooney had it down to a tee

[Nickyboy]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

No way 7/10 of Baconfaces signings were successful

I doubt it’s half and probably 4/10

I’ve always said he was lucky that he got Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s all come through at the same time. When has that happened in recent years for a club as big as United?

The amazing Barca side maybe?

Hopefully City will be next

[zuricity]

Surely the Rags are 14th and not 13th in the league as it stands right now. Points tally, goal diff the same as Everton. E comes before M in the Alphabet. I mean , Arsenal were top of the league over the summer . The Beeb and Daily Fail are fawning over Rags. Come on Brentford , do us all a favour.

[nottsblue]

Surely the Rags are 14th and not 13th in the league as it stands right now. Points tally, goal diff the same as Everton. E comes before M in the Alphabet. I mean , Arsenal were top of the league over the summer . The Beeb and Daily Fail are fawning over Rags. Come on Brentford , do us all a favour.

After GD it goes on GS
Rags lost 2-1 while Everton lost 1-0
Same GD -1, but rags gave more goals scored

[Bluemoon4610]

Placing my bets for this season...

[johnny crossan]

Eric Ten Weeks

[Dimples]

A season where media outlets have serious debate on: '...will MU make 5th or 6th....could they sneak 4th....'
and
the best bit, Sir Alex still alive to sit in the stands and watch these pathetic performances confirming the debates
Every trip to OT for that old cnut must be like penance at this point - what comes around, goes around.

[PrezIke]

[PrezIke]

Should have brought in Ted Lasso instead of Ten Hag.

[PrezIke]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hazy2]

Ten Nil hahaha I’ve just got off the train at Heaton Chapel to a message from Sister in Law we might be early as he’s sacked the footy.hehehehe, turned out nice might be the opening"?……..

[Wooders]

Holy shit, they’re going down on this form

[zuricity]

Holy shit, they’re going down on this form

City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?

[Dimples]

Holy shit, they’re going down on this form

City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?

I am greedy, I want:
City win PL
Rags get relegated

[zuricity]

Holy shit, they’re going down on this form

City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?

I am greedy, I want:
City win PL
Rags get relegated

that 100 quid bet earlier on is looking good!

[john@staustell]

Holy shit, they’re going down on this form

City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?

I am greedy, I want:
City win PL
Rags get relegated

that 100 quid bet earlier on is looking good!

[nottsblue]

Sancho has scored fewer PL goals (3) than he has played for different managers (4: Ole, Carrick, Ralph, ten Hag).

Proper gold

[john@staustell]

Sancho has scored fewer PL goals (3) than he has played for different managers (4: Ole, Carrick, Ralph, ten Hag).

Proper gold

Terrible player good business by us

[PrezIke]

[Mase]

Rio Ferdinand realises he’s from London doesn’t he? Who does he mean by “us”