The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[salford city]

gossip this morning that tranny will meet with old piss can to discuss his future ! why is old pc involved in anything over there ?

None of the managers since he left have had the balls to tell him to fuck off. He still has an office there apparently. To do fucking what in? Sup whisky and red wine?

Apparently when Paisley took over from Shankly in 74, Shankly turned up in pre season training and Paisley simply told him he left and was no longer part of the club and wasn’t welcome as he wanted to mould the team in his eyes and not to have the previous managers shadow looming over him. Shankly apparently was a broken man after and realised he had left too soon and actually died only six years later

Only 6 years later ? He was Fucking 80 ha ha !

As for Piss can “never in my life time “ fergiescum , he must be spewing we have been the top dogs ever since he left and it must eat him up every single day .

As for him interfering , GREAT !!

Shankly was 68 when he died.

Oh absolutely it is hilarious Bacon is still there interfering and disrupting. It wouldn’t actually surprise me if deep down he was not arsed about the rags demise as it makes his achievements all the more impressive. He comes across as that sort of guy.

The very fact that he spunked the wages on the dutch rapist to win the title and go out on that tells you everything about him. Let him stay and fester they will not move on whilst he is still in the background

[patrickblue]

gossip this morning that tranny will meet with old piss can to discuss his future ! why is old pc involved in anything over there ?

I think it’s good he’s still there interfering. They won’t be able to move on as a club and re-build while he’s still involved because what he says goes.

It's great isn't it. I hope the old bastard lives to be 120, and continues sticking his oar in.

[patrickblue]

gossip this morning that tranny will meet with old piss can to discuss his future ! why is old pc involved in anything over there ?

None of the managers since he left have had the balls to tell him to fuck off. He still has an office there apparently. To do fucking what in? Sup whisky and red wine?

Apparently when Paisley took over from Shankly in 74, Shankly turned up in pre season training and Paisley simply told him he left and was no longer part of the club and wasn’t welcome as he wanted to mould the team in his eyes and not to have the previous managers shadow looming over him. Shankly apparently was a broken man after and realised he had left too soon and actually died only six years later

Only 6 years later ? He was Fucking 80 ha ha !

As for Piss can “never in my life time “ fergiescum , he must be spewing we have been the top dogs ever since he left and it must eat him up every single day .

As for him interfering , GREAT !!

Shankly was 68 when he died.

Oh absolutely it is hilarious Bacon is still there interfering and disrupting. It wouldn’t actually surprise me if deep down he was not arsed about the rags demise as it makes his achievements all the more impressive. He comes across as that sort of guy.

The very fact that he spunked the wages on the dutch rapist to win the title and go out on that tells you everything about him. Let him stay and fester they will not move on whilst he is still in the background

But the best thing about that scenario is that we forced it by having the audacity to make him stay on an extra season when we won the title he'd been set up for.

Agueroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[john68]

Just nipping back to the Dipper's doping issue earlier in the thread

It was pointed out some time ago that the average asthma figure for the UK was around 12%.
The dippers have 63% of their squad diagnosed as asthmatic.
That allows for TUEs (Temporary Usage Exemptions) usage, where a doctor can legally prescribe asthmatic medication. It was a part of the Team Sky 'Jiffy Bag' scandal a few years ago, when Bradley Wiggins was reported to be using Asthma medication during his success at the Criterium De Dauphine race and his successful Tour De France triumph.

The 63% of dipper's players, I am told, equates to potentially 22 players who could be gaining a legal but unfair advantage when training and playing.
I don't know any figures for other teams but there are also unproven reports of the Leicester squad juicing up on other legal stuff like caffeine.

[carl_feedthegoat]

gossip this morning that tranny will meet with old piss can to discuss his future ! why is old pc involved in anything over there ?

None of the managers since he left have had the balls to tell him to fuck off. He still has an office there apparently. To do fucking what in? Sup whisky and red wine?

Apparently when Paisley took over from Shankly in 74, Shankly turned up in pre season training and Paisley simply told him he left and was no longer part of the club and wasn’t welcome as he wanted to mould the team in his eyes and not to have the previous managers shadow looming over him. Shankly apparently was a broken man after and realised he had left too soon and actually died only six years later

Only 6 years later ? He was Fucking 80 ha ha !

As for Piss can “never in my life time “ fergiescum , he must be spewing we have been the top dogs ever since he left and it must eat him up every single day .

As for him interfering , GREAT !!

Shankly was 68 when he died.
.

My bad ! I thought he had lived to a ripe old age .

[salford city]

Just nipping back to the Dipper's doping issue earlier in the thread

It was pointed out some time ago that the average asthma figure for the UK was around 12%.
The dippers have 63% of their squad diagnosed as asthmatic.
That allows for TUEs (Temporary Usage Exemptions) usage, where a doctor can legally prescribe asthmatic medication. It was a part of the Team Sky 'Jiffy Bag' scandal a few years ago, when Bradley Wiggins was reported to be using Asthma medication during his success at the Criterium De Dauphine race and his successful Tour De France triumph.

The 63% of dipper's players, I am told, equates to potentially 22 players who could be gaining a legal but unfair advantage when training and playing.
I don't know any figures for other teams but there are also unproven reports of the Leicester squad juicing up on other legal stuff like caffeine.

If it is allowed, its allowed. Puts our achievements during the time it has been happening onto a higher pedestal assuming that we have not been doing the same. Noticeable that it dropped off for the scouse during Covid which can only point to them adding extras that would be traceable? Cannot think of any other reason

[john68]

Just nipping back to the Dipper's doping issue earlier in the thread

It was pointed out some time ago that the average asthma figure for the UK was around 12%.
The dippers have 63% of their squad diagnosed as asthmatic.
That allows for TUEs (Temporary Usage Exemptions) usage, where a doctor can legally prescribe asthmatic medication. It was a part of the Team Sky 'Jiffy Bag' scandal a few years ago, when Bradley Wiggins was reported to be using Asthma medication during his success at the Criterium De Dauphine race and his successful Tour De France triumph.

The 63% of dipper's players, I am told, equates to potentially 22 players who could be gaining a legal but unfair advantage when training and playing.
I don't know any figures for other teams but there are also unproven reports of the Leicester squad juicing up on other legal stuff like caffeine.

If it is allowed, its allowed. Puts our achievements during the time it has been happening onto a higher pedestal assuming that we have not been doing the same. Noticeable that it dropped off for the scouse during Covid which can only point to them adding extras that would be traceable? Cannot think of any other reason

Whether allowed or not is the question. Whilst it is allowed as a means to keep the door open to let genuine sufferers of a variety of illnesses or disabilities to compete on a more level playing field, it is a good thing,
.
However, looking at those percentages it becomes questionable or shouldat least be investigated

[BlueinBosnia]

Just nipping back to the Dipper's doping issue earlier in the thread

It was pointed out some time ago that the average asthma figure for the UK was around 12%.
The dippers have 63% of their squad diagnosed as asthmatic.
That allows for TUEs (Temporary Usage Exemptions) usage, where a doctor can legally prescribe asthmatic medication. It was a part of the Team Sky 'Jiffy Bag' scandal a few years ago, when Bradley Wiggins was reported to be using Asthma medication during his success at the Criterium De Dauphine race and his successful Tour De France triumph.

The 63% of dipper's players, I am told, equates to potentially 22 players who could be gaining a legal but unfair advantage when training and playing.
I don't know any figures for other teams but there are also unproven reports of the Leicester squad juicing up on other legal stuff like caffeine.

If it is allowed, its allowed. Puts our achievements during the time it has been happening onto a higher pedestal assuming that we have not been doing the same. Noticeable that it dropped off for the scouse during Covid which can only point to them adding extras that would be traceable? Cannot think of any other reason

Whether allowed or not is the question. Whilst it is allowed as a means to keep the door open to let genuine sufferers of a variety of illnesses or disabilities to compete on a more level playing field, it is a good thing,
.
However, looking at those percentages it becomes questionable or shouldat least be investigated

It's better to compare to other PL players than the general public as a whole (as they have better access to medicine, and also doctors more inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt in the event of a borderline diagnosis). As someone posted on here at the time it was last discussed, around 30% of PL players had been diagnosed as asthmatic. Also, the 63% figure is a few seasons old now, so it's worth a re-visit.

[Dimples]

'mentality monsters'.
Delusional wankers.

Liverpool 1 Spurs 1
When you talk utter shite, it can come back to bite you Herr Klopp

[PeterParker]

Another one for the doping agenda.
We played three games in lockdown vs them when they were weekly tests.
2 wins and a draw, 9-2 Goal Diffence, two wins 4-0 and 4-1.

[Dimples]

Another one for the doping agenda.
We played three games in lockdown vs them when they were weekly tests.
2 wins and a draw, 9-2 Goal Diffence, two wins 4-0 and 4-1.

For the first time this season they looked 'leggy' in the last 15 minutes against Spurs (pity they play Stevie G next game).
It will be interesting to see what their energy levels are like next season
(I think there is some limit to how long 'it' can be taken before players start getting heart issues during games)?

[City64]

“You signed Harry Maguire
We signed Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland ………”

[CTID Hants]

On the day it looks almost done with Erling..........

Mind the Gap, Mind the Gap man ureted, Mind the Gap we Sing

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... pp_article

[zuricity]

On the day it looks almost done with Erling..........

Mind the Gap, Mind the Gap man ureted, Mind the Gap we Sing

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... pp_article

yep, play more goalies !

[Bluemoon4610]

On the day it looks almost done with Erling..........

Mind the Gap, Mind the Gap man ureted, Mind the Gap we Sing

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... pp_article

yep, play more goalies !

With slabhead in front of you, at least 2 keepers would be required!

[BlueinBosnia]

Courtroom sketch of Wayne & Coleen Rooney:

[Mase]

Courtroom sketch of Wayne & Coleen Rooney:

What’s going on with them? Why they in court?

[BlueinBosnia]

Courtroom sketch of Wayne & Coleen Rooney:

What’s going on with them? Why they in court?

Not too sure - it popped up on my Facebook feed, but I think it's something to do with the whole Vardy's wife thing.

[sheblue]

Courtroom sketch of Wayne & Coleen Rooney:

What’s going on with them? Why they in court?

Not too sure - it popped up on my Facebook feed, but I think it's something to do with the whole Vardy's wife thing.

Yeah laughable the whole thing. Only winner there is the parasite lawyers.

[nottsblue]

Courtroom sketch of Wayne & Coleen Rooney:

What’s going on with them? Why they in court?

Not too sure - it popped up on my Facebook feed, but I think it's something to do with the whole Vardy's wife thing.

Shame Jeremy Kyle isn’t on telly any more. They’d fit right in