The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Bluemoon4610]

Seventh.
The Spine: Ronaldo, Pogba, Maguire and DeGea
Media have told us consistently that all of those players are world beaters.
They are now telling us the same about: Salah, Thiago, VVD and Alison.

Seventh, and that's with all the help!

weren't they runners-up last season?

Yes, but obviously that was with even greater help

[brite blu sky]

Found myself laughing at 14:30 today

i might carry on for a bit i think...

[brite blu sky]

Word of warning dont take a peek on rag caf, it's not funny and you won't find yourself howling with laughter at every single post

[Bluemoon4610]

Word of warning dont take a peek on rag caf, it's not funny and you won't find yourself howling with laughter at every single post

Fuck me, that's hilarious reading! Some of those bell-ends believe they'd have got top 4 if Ole was still driving the bus.

[nottsblue]

Word of warning dont take a peek on rag caf, it's not funny and you won't find yourself howling with laughter at every single post

Fuck me, that's hilarious reading! Some of those bell-ends believe they'd have got top 4 if Ole was still driving the bus.

Just spent a rather pleasant half hour chuckling at these. They've given up and are realising they are years behind

[patrickblue]

The gift that keeps on giving.
Never has a thread title been so accurate.
8 years ago I remember thinking this can't last.
Not only has it lasted, they manage to get worse every year.
Their pain is exquisite.

[brite blu sky]

The gift that keeps on giving.
Never has a thread title been so accurate.
8 years ago I remember thinking this can't last.
Not only has it lasted, they manage to get worse every year.
Their pain is exquisite.

This is from the 1st page of this thread back in 2015 - just for a bit of nostalgia

I was laughing my cock off this morning when I heard about Pedro then there was talk of Muller and I silenced it a little. However, from the likes of Bale, Tranny, Muller & Otamendi to Mane, oh I fucking laughed, and laughed, and laughed ....................

I actually try to imagine how a Rag would be feeling but as we've never really been in that position, from World Class players to not really PL proved, I just couldn't do it. I just assume that they have their head in their hands, waffling uncontrollably.

And how I laughed

[nottsblue]

Mathematically impossible for the rags to be ahead of us now. 9 years is it now? Mind the gap

[brite blu sky]

Word of warning dont take a peek on rag caf, it's not funny and you won't find yourself howling with laughter at every single post

Fuck me, that's hilarious reading! Some of those bell-ends believe they'd have got top 4 if Ole was still driving the bus.

Just spent a rather pleasant half hour chuckling at these. They've given up and are realising they are years behind

This one caught my eye, says it all really

If you’ve gone past the caring stage, just watch our players off the ball. Hilarious.

[Mase]

Mathematically impossible for the rags to be ahead of us now. 9 years is it now? Mind the gap

When I was a kid if you’d told me we’d finish above them for 9 years on the trot I’d have thought you were mad. I’m still unsure if it’s a dream or not.

[sheblue]

Mathematically impossible for the rags to be ahead of us now. 9 years is it now? Mind the gap

When I was a kid if you’d told me we’d finish above them for 9 years on the trot I’d have thought you were mad. I’m still unsure if it’s a dream or not.

Absolutely. It's called pay back. Long may it continue.

[nottsblue]

Mathematically impossible for the rags to be ahead of us now. 9 years is it now? Mind the gap

When I was a kid if you’d told me we’d finish above them for 9 years on the trot I’d have thought you were mad. I’m still unsure if it’s a dream or not.

15 years ago if someone had said we’d finish above them for 9 years out of the next 40 you’d have been sectioned

[patrickblue]

[PeterParker]

[Dimples]

We got more yellow cards (5) last night than Athletico (2y+1r)!!!!!!!!!!
Think about that.

[CTID Hants]

We got more yellow cards (5) last night than Athletico (2y+1r)!!!!!!!!!!
Think about that.

But only Cancelo to miss 1st leg of semi's through suspension.

[Dimples]

We got more yellow cards (5) last night than Athletico (2y+1r)!!!!!!!!!!
Think about that.

But only Cancelo to miss 1st leg of semi's through suspension.

Yep, but that card imbalance shows how corrupt the CL is.

[nottsblue]

We got more yellow cards (5) last night than Athletico (2y+1r)!!!!!!!!!!
Think about that.

But only Cancelo to miss 1st leg of semi's through suspension.

Yep, but that card imbalance shows how corrupt the CL is.

And we will probably be fined for racking up 5 yellows in one match

[Mase]

Harry Maguire kicking Pogba in the head yesterday

[Harry Dowd scored]

Harry Maguire kicking Pogba in the head yesterday

Is that why they gave him the boo and chanted “fuck off Pogba” when he was subbed