The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john@staustell]

I think we should've signed Lingard. Knock in loads of goals for us. Piss them right off

Welcome to Manchester part II

[Harry Dowd scored]

Trevor Sinclair has just said on Talksport that he knows from an impeccable source that when the rags turn up for training since RR has taken over not one thing is set up, no cones are out, nothing.

Are they in the Masked Singer just now

[ruralblue]

Chuckles muchly.

[patrickblue]

Turned out nice again.

[crowdsway]

Whoops a daisy.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Trevor Sinclair has just said on Talksport that he knows from an impeccable source that when the rags turn up for training since RR has taken over not one thing is set up, no cones are out, nothing.

I’ve heard they use Phil jones as a cone in training .

[Harry Dowd scored]

Trevor Sinclair has just said on Talksport that he knows from an impeccable source that when the rags turn up for training since RR has taken over not one thing is set up, no cones are out, nothing.

I’ve heard they use Phil jones as a cone in training .

Fuck me,I bet he is traffic cone in the Masked Singer

[zuricity]

From an October media frenzy and bs Campaign , Rags stock down from 20 dollars plus to 13.5 and going in the right direction . Worthless paper...

[Outcast]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60290406

At least they're winning something this year.

Interesting we spent 1.699bn euros but made 715bn in sales

Must be a butthurt rag typed it!

[johnny crossan]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60290406
At least they're winning something this year.
Interesting we spent 1.699bn euros but made 715bn in sales
Must be a butthurt rag typed it!

Net transfer losses since 2012
Manchester United -€1.075b (€1.545b spent, €470m earned)
Manchester City -€984m (€1.699b spent, €715m earned)
PSG -€941m (€1.445b spent, €504m earned)
Barcelona -€650 (€1.630b spent, €980m earned)
Arsenal -€583m (€1.029b spent, €446m earned)
Juventus -€561m (€1.542b spent, €981m earned)
AC Milan -€432 (€884m spent, €452m earned)
Everton -€429m (€911m spent, €482m earned)
Aston Villa -€424m (€701m spent, €277m earned)
Chelsea -€413m (€1.614b spent, €1.201b earned)

[Harry Dowd scored]

This off the BBC feed -:



PJ: A tale of two managers at Villa Park. One who needs an interpreter before anyone can understand what he’s saying in his post-match interviews. And for the other team, Marcelo Bielsa


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[PeterParker]

This off the BBC feed -:



PJ: A tale of two managers at Villa Park. One who needs an interpreter before anyone can understand what he’s saying in his post-match interviews. And for the other team, Marcelo Bielsa


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Briliant

[Dimples]

News flash after reading today's media reports:

PL rule change.
The 2021/2022 PL champions will be the team that score the most goals.
Liverpool are first in the table with 63 goals, Man City are second with 57 goals.
Liverpool will deservedly walk it as they have a game in hand and the best ever world class debut by new joint best in the world class forward Luis Diaz says their best ever manager in the world Klopp as he flashed his best ever in the world false smile while standing beside the best ever in the world defender VVD who praised the best ever in the world full backs who send diagonal passes, bypassing midfield play, to the best .........

[PeterParker]

[Scatman]

What they don't tell you is they only asked 5 people to vote: Wes Brown, Darren Fletcher, Michael Carrick, Anderson and Nani

[Mase]

What they don't tell you is they only asked 5 people to vote: Wes Brown, Darren Fletcher, Michael Carrick, Anderson and Nani

Fletcher manage to get off the toilet long enough to vote?

[Dimples]

What they don't tell you is they only asked 5 people to vote: Wes Brown, Darren Fletcher, Michael Carrick, Anderson and Nani

Fletcher manage to get off the toilet long enough to vote?

Nani's bravery probably clinched it

[PeterParker]

Just for the sake of it, we've won 13 trophies since 2010 (16 if you add the Shield).
How are they still debating shit like this?

[stupot]

Just checked the 07/08 league table. Rags got 87 points with Chelsea and Arsenal on 85 and 83 respectively.
So the points total we've murdered twice, they didn't win with loads of games to spare as we've done twice.
The Centurions year is the only one ever, the 98 point domestic treble year the next year is the only one ever beating a dippers 97 points by winning the last 14 on the spin. It's got to be either of those seasons for best ever.

[Scatman]

Just checked the 07/08 league table. Rags got 87 points with Chelsea and Arsenal on 85 and 83 respectively.
So the points total we've murdered twice, they didn't win with loads of games to spare as we've done twice.
The Centurions year is the only one ever, the 98 point domestic treble year the next year is the only one ever beating a dippers 97 points by winning the last 14 on the spin. It's got to be either of those seasons for best ever.

Until city win the CL, you can't be great if you haven't.