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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:12 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:I’m not a violent man but I would love to smash those fucking dayglo teeth clean out the back of his ludicrously malformed, whining, loathsome, psychotic cranium. He looks like a mass murderer.

He is at the right club, I suppose.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:27 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Tokyo Blue wrote:I’m not a violent man but I would love to smash those fucking dayglo teeth clean out the back of his ludicrously malformed, whining, loathsome, psychotic cranium. He looks like a mass murderer.

He is at the right club, I suppose.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Sun Dec 26, 2021 8:03 am

Ralf the Rag, in the UK a couple of weeks, says abolish FA Cup replays and PL clubs should not play in League Cup!
What an arrogant ignorant arsehole.
Rags have another arrogant disrespectful cnut in charge. He fits like a hand in a glove, just like that other arrogant twat in Liverpool.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bear60 » Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:23 am

Dimples wrote:Ralf the Rag, in the UK a couple of weeks, says abolish FA Cup replays and PL clubs should not play in League Cup!
What an arrogant ignorant arsehole.
Rags have another arrogant disrespectful cnut in charge. He fits like a hand in a glove, just like that other arrogant twat in Liverpool.


Could’nt agree more imagine if Pep had said that they would be all over it
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:30 am

Bear60 wrote:
Dimples wrote:Ralf the Rag, in the UK a couple of weeks, says abolish FA Cup replays and PL clubs should not play in League Cup!
What an arrogant ignorant arsehole.
Rags have another arrogant disrespectful cnut in charge. He fits like a hand in a glove, just like that other arrogant twat in Liverpool.


Could’nt agree more imagine if Pep had said that they would be all over it


To be fair, they never trouble the league cup and as long as we are in the fa cup they wont win it so nothing to see here....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:45 am

Dimples wrote:Ralf the Rag, in the UK a couple of weeks, says abolish FA Cup replays and PL clubs should not play in League Cup!
What an arrogant ignorant arsehole.
Rags have another arrogant disrespectful cnut in charge. He fits like a hand in a glove, just like that other arrogant twat in Liverpool.


I agree with him about the league cup
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:06 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:I’m not a violent man but I would love to smash those fucking dayglo teeth clean out the back of his ludicrously malformed, whining, loathsome, psychotic cranium. He looks like a mass murderer.

He is at the right club, I suppose.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:34 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby mr_nool » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:24 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Watch on youtube.com

Clever fella was Noel.


You got one letter and the tense wrong mate!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:39 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Tokyo Blue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Watch on youtube.com

Clever fella was Noel.


You got one letter and the tense wrong mate!

Noel Coward is still alive?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nickyboy » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:38 pm

This made me laugh
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stupot » Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am

Rags are closer on points to Norwich than they are to us.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Dec 28, 2021 7:33 pm

they’ve replaced the pe teacher with a supply teacher
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Postby nottsblue » Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:03 pm

Mind the gap now
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Jan 04, 2022 12:04 am

On the Caf : "I’m starting to think Rangnick was sent in by Klopp and Tuchel to finish us off"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:34 pm

'Cliques at Man Utd as players doubt Rangnick's suitability'

https://www.skysports.com/Football/12509703

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:49 pm

john@staustell wrote:'Cliques at Man Utd as players doubt Rangnick's suitability'

https://www.skysports.com/Football/12509703

SKY running a story about the chaos in Swamp land. Tragi-comedy


Brilliant, it can't be the players cos they're all superstars, so it must be the manager.

Joke of a club, long may it last.

Oh, and the links broken, try this

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Wed Jan 05, 2022 11:01 pm

john@staustell wrote:'Cliques at Man Utd as players doubt Rangnick's suitability'

https://www.skysports.com/Football/12509703

SKY running a story about the chaos in Swamp land. Tragi-comedy


How I WISH someone would do a fly-on-the-wall at The Swamp ; it would be better than Dallas & I Claudius combined.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Jan 09, 2022 8:18 pm

Anyone know if Ralf can Bugeln ? ( Ironing) , i have some trousers than need a good gegenpress.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:06 pm

Poor old Wreck-it Ralph
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