The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[nottsblue]

Just to bring a little light relief to pre season, Inter Miami, co owned by Beckham and managed by Phil Neville have just lost their sixth straight MLS game in a 5-0 home drubbing by New England

Chuckle 2 once again showing how shit he is

[RodneyRodney]

Just to bring a little light relief to pre season, Inter Miami, co owned by Beckham and managed by Phil Neville have just lost their sixth straight MLS game in a 5-0 home drubbing by New England

Chuckle 2 once again showing how shit he is

Beautiful. C'mon you Pats !
Any idea how NYC have done against them ?

[johnny crossan]

Man went to the doctor's and said, 'I think I'm going deaf.'

And the doctor said, 'What are the symptoms?'

He said, 'That yellow family on television.'

[salford city]

Man went to the doctor's and said, 'I think I'm going deaf.'

And the doctor said, 'What are the symptoms?'

He said, 'That yellow family on television.'

That yellow family - fuck me JC, imagine the stick that would bring elsewhere. Funny though

[Hazy2]

Ole at the wheel until 2024. It’s a yes from me.

[Dimples]

Ole at the wheel until 2024. It’s a yes from me.

Our best bit of business this summer.
Hopefully, Pogba also stays.

[belleebee]

Saw this hilarious appraisal of the Sancho signing in the Grauniad:

(United) "... remember, is a club that can claw back millions on a transfer via image rights and myriad global commercial tie-ups. If Paul Pogba is the current billboard player, his successor just joined. If the asking price for Harry Kane, who is six years older, is north of £150m then Sancho’s acquisition is slick work by Ed Woodward, who can expect a rare Twitter amnesty even in a rabid social media age because no criticism should be aimed his way.

What the executive vice‑chairman achieves in signing Sancho is to elevate Solskjær’s side, while enhancing the United glamour factor because the lad from south London’s goal- and assist-rich displays come sprinkled with stardust. For the sole English club whose allure has them in the Club Hollywood bracket with Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich, his arrival is a statement that the world’s finest young talents with their best years ahead can and do choose United."

No prizes for guessing who wrote it (clue: he usually writes the match reports for City games in said paper).

[Outcast]

Saw this hilarious appraisal of the Sancho signing in the Grauniad:

(United) "... remember, is a club that can claw back millions on a transfer via image rights and myriad global commercial tie-ups. If Paul Pogba is the current billboard player, his successor just joined. If the asking price for Harry Kane, who is six years older, is north of £150m then Sancho’s acquisition is slick work by Ed Woodward, who can expect a rare Twitter amnesty even in a rabid social media age because no criticism should be aimed his way.

What the executive vice‑chairman achieves in signing Sancho is to elevate Solskjær’s side, while enhancing the United glamour factor because the lad from south London’s goal- and assist-rich displays come sprinkled with stardust. For the sole English club whose allure has them in the Club Hollywood bracket with Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich, his arrival is a statement that the world’s finest young talents with their best years ahead can and do choose United."

No prizes for guessing who wrote it (clue: he usually writes the match reports for City games in said paper).

Ermmm I'm little confused, didn't Twatward resign?

[salford city]

Ole at the wheel until 2024. It’s a yes from me.

Our best bit of business this summer.
Hopefully, Pogba also stays.

Saw this earlier. Fucking made up

[CTID Hants]

Well fuck me, people up in arms and big social media back lash apparently because of Sir Rashfords spitting image puppet and his inclusion in the programme!!

Bunch of wet cunts, if they can poke fun at the queen and the pope making them look ugly with out any complaints.

In all honesty I think it's one of their best I terms of look alikes.

Sad fucking world

Oh and for the record, I never liked the programme, but each to their own.

https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/spi ... paign=feed

[johnny crossan]

Just saw this - had to share

[nottsblue]

Just saw this - had to share

Brilliant.
It is just so laughable that people actually are paid to write this drivel

[Beefymcfc]

Just saw this - had to share

I just about recognise the name.

[RodneyRodney]

Rags THRASHED 4-2 by Raheems old mob

[zuricity]

Fail with loads of articles about the rags and four negative articles , all rehashed btw about City.

Time to start bringing these no names before a judge .

[stevefromdonny]

the thing is, our owners will not go for the mail and other papers, they will think it's bad business, go for the fuckers and show what's good for business because while they get away with it, our name will be mud

[Outcast]

the thing is, our owners will not go for the mail and other papers, they will think it's bad business, go for the fuckers and show what's good for business because while they get away with it, our name will be mud

They were gagged until now, three cunt judges lifted the gag without going into further details giving the scum media free access and to write whatever they want, daily scum are having a field day

[stevefromdonny]

the thing is, our owners will not go for the mail and other papers, they will think it's bad business, go for the fuckers and show what's good for business because while they get away with it, our name will be mud

They were gagged until now, three cunt judges lifted the gag without going into further details giving the scum media free access and to write whatever they want, daily scum are having a field day

but all this shit, not just this premier bollox but for the last 8 years when they got their teeth into us, should of gone for them then

[Outcast]

Rob Harris reported me, so now I'm suspended from Twatter. Must have rattled his cage. It's time we go hard on these leeches, make it uncomfortable for them. Enough is enough

[Beefymcfc]

the thing is, our owners will not go for the mail and other papers, they will think it's bad business, go for the fuckers and show what's good for business because while they get away with it, our name will be mud

They were gagged until now, three cunt judges lifted the gag without going into further details giving the scum media free access and to write whatever they want, daily scum are having a field day

Just sad bitter wankers who bet on red and came up Blue