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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby BlueinBosnia » Sat Jan 27, 2024 9:32 am

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zuricity wrote:It's all a bit wierd, Klopp announces he is leaving. No sooner does he say it and then gossip coming out that Dick Van Dyke, Salad ( well he's probably off anyway ) and Trent-Derby is off on a Comeback World tour again, in the Summer. Something stinks in the Royal Albert Docks and it isn't the sweaty feet.


I would sniff around Trent the cunt. Just to see them going mental.


I wouldn't want to risk pushing up their asking price from other clubs. He's got one year left on his contract after this, and if they don't tie him down now, he'd be able to command pretty hefty wages if he fancied leaving because things don't work out under the next manager. And they wouldn't get a penny.
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby MIAMCFC » Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:38 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Next time anyone has the misfortune to go head to head with a dipper supporter , remind them of this fact.
The dippers have won the same amount of premier league titles as Leicester has over the last 30 years and also spent quadruple the amount Leicester did, but in their fucked up deluded dipper world City only won more titles than Liverpool because we spent more money.

Grown men crying because their Kraut manager is going...FFS, get the candles out !!


Thank you The timing of your reminder is perfect. I’m out with a deluded one tonight.
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Original Dub » Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:39 am

Wouldn't touch that cunt trent with a barge pole. The most over rated player in world football right now
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby salford city » Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:23 am

Original Dub wrote:Wouldn't touch that cunt trent with a barge pole. The most over rated player in world football right now


I would - but only to push the cunt back under for the third time
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:32 pm

Original Dub wrote:Wouldn't touch that cunt trent with a barge pole. The most over rated player in world football right now


Can’t defend won’t defend - absolute shit head in defense.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:48 pm

In the paper shop early on today, headline in Mirror “get your special cut out and keep Klopp photo special “ WTAF is going on, it reminds me of Evita and the song “ Oh what a circus “ pure deluded madness. Kinda fits miseryside though doesn’t it.
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby patrickblue » Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:22 pm

A friend of mine who's a Reading fan, whose husband and son are scouse fans just posted this on FB.

Kloppy has admitted he’s old and can’t do it anymore as you can imagine you would of thought someone had died in my household black armbands and mourning begun
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:33 pm

Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby patrickblue » Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:38 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.


It's on the BBC
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:42 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.


It's on the BBC

Yeah, I tipped them off :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:23 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.

So long as it's not our national team......
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:27 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.

So long as it's not our national team......

Well, we have Wokegate, could be Toothgate :lol:
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:28 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.

So long as it's not our national team......

Well, we have Wokegate, could be Toothgate :lol:

:lol:
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:29 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.

So long as it's not our national team......

Well, we have Wokegate, could be Toothgate :lol:

:lol:
Sponsored by Colgate?

Excellent :lol:
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Mase » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:49 pm

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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby patrickblue » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:51 pm

:lol:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Jungle telegraph saying National ream job for old horse teeth. You heard it here first.


It's on the BBC

Yeah, I tipped them off :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:54 pm

Mase wrote:

WTAF, but there again absolutely typical example of victimhood.
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby dave watson's perm » Sat Jan 27, 2024 4:57 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Mase wrote:

WTAF, but there again absolutely typical example of victimhood.


Well as they consider themselves not to be part of the UK it's hardly surprising. I'm in Chester at the minute and flaunting my City hat around the place. Very satisfying.
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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby CTID Hants » Sat Jan 27, 2024 6:32 pm

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Re: Bye bye Klipperty

Postby nottsblue » Sat Jan 27, 2024 6:45 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
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