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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:34 pm

Pep's City is that good that don't even need Carl's caps locked rants nor Damerto's call to calm and carry on to work Its magics.

Mesmerising total sexy stuff!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby rosbif cuisson 'bleu' » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:34 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
Dameerto wrote:Anyone help me out with a joan for the PC? (preferably something slowish, not too bothered if it's crappy quality)

inbox mate


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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Londonblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:35 pm

Anyone got a reliable river for this one?
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:36 pm

inbox gents

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby sheblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:42 pm

Savage stuff lads.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Saul Goodman » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:42 pm

Would like to see Bernardo and Gundogan for KDB and Silva around the 55th after the international matches and ahead of Napoli
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:43 pm

Londonblue wrote:Anyone got a reliable river for this one?

if you dont check inbox youll hardly get one

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:43 pm

Feels like watching a working of art be made

edit: maybe not
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:44 pm

well... I thought clean shit had gone lost by a penno.

gotta feel for Eddie :(

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby phips » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:45 pm

Lame
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby sheblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:45 pm

What a fluke.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby ruralblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:46 pm

Why the fuck have talksport havr Sir Fucking Joey reporting on us???? Its as if they hate us.

Come on City 3 more in second half please!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:46 pm

and they even got a keeper!!!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:46 pm

great save from Butland
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:48 pm

All 11 played incredible - but Walker, Silva, Sterling, and Jesus get special mention. Shame about the goal and bring on the 2nd half
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:49 pm

Moonchesteri wrote:
phips wrote:admittedly i thought Raheem would miss that


I'm shocked to see you put a negative post here after some amazing football

I’m shocked you’re shocked.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:49 pm

ruralblue wrote:Why the fuck have talksport havr Sir Fucking Joey reporting on us???? Its as if they hate us.

Come on City 3 more in second half please!

now dont tell me the Queen has gone that senile to make Joey Barton a pair... :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Chinners » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:49 pm

Palace get their second goal of the season ..... and the game
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:50 pm

bigblue wrote:All 11 played incredible - but Walker, Silva, Sterling, and Jesus get special mention. Shame about the goal and bring on the 2nd half

And Stones.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Saul Goodman » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:51 pm

bigblue wrote:All 11 played incredible - but Walker, Silva, Sterling, and Jesus get special mention. Shame about the goal and bring on the 2nd half

I thought Stones did quite well when called upon
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