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Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:21 pm
by johnny crossan
A propos of nothing much in particular except that I saw him gurning in the stands at Watford, may I just say-

Gareth Southgate is the first England manager to have won nothing at all as a coach.

His treatment of Sterling and Stones is utterly reprehensible.

He is a charmless, gutless, talentless loser whose career highlight is wearing a paper bag over his ugly head.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:32 pm
by nottsblue
Thought he had been sacked when i saw the thread. Disappointed

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:34 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams
Who would win in an eating an apple through a tennis racket competition

Southgate or Suarez?

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:42 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
nottsblue wrote:Thought he had been sacked when i saw the thread. Disappointed


Ditto.

Mind you, even if he had been sacked, it wouldn't have altered what I currently feel about England's 'no hope' team.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:46 pm
by Justified logic
He been shagging your missus JC?

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:50 pm
by Scatman
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:54 pm
by Nigels Tackle
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:08 pm
by Swales4ever
johnny crossan wrote:A propos of nothing much in particular except that I saw him gurning in the stands at Watford, may I just say-

Gareth Southgate is the first England manager to have won nothing at all as a coach.

His treatment of Sterling and Stones is utterly reprehensible.

He is a charmless, gutless, talentless loser whose career highlight is wearing a paper bag over his ugly head.


Someone as advised as Yourself, JC, must sure know how much the person in charge of England matters for England International hopes: zick, until the English football season will stand as tiresome as it is.
Consideration about the quality of the manager, might arguably taken into accont, if the Quatari scam will actually take place, being scheduled in fall/winter time.

BUT, what I really find utterly reprehensible, eventually, is that You could not be arsed to notify me Your presence at Vicarage Road, despite all my beggings.
You spoiled me of a very covated drink, Sir! tsk tsk... :cry:

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:26 pm
by ruralblue
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:40 pm
by sheblue
Plonker.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:34 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
johnny crossan wrote:A propos of nothing much in particular except that I saw him gurning in the stands at Watford, may I just say-

Gareth Southgate is the first England manager to have won nothing at all as a coach.

His treatment of Sterling and Stones is utterly reprehensible.

He is a charmless, gutless, talentless loser whose career highlight is wearing a paper bag over his ugly head.


And that's why he's managing England JC - won nothing , done nothing , wont do nothing , bends over for the FA.

Perfect manager for England.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:01 pm
by PeterParker
Liked his part in the classic Disney movie: The Great Mouse Detective.

I think he was as solid as it gets.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:42 pm
by freshie
ruralblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!


viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:05 pm
by Scatman
Wrong Crossan!

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:12 pm
by nottsblue
freshie wrote:
ruralblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!


viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159

Just read through the above thread.

Brilliant. Genuinely lol a couple of times

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:37 pm
by Chopper
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


One the best threads of all time.

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:07 pm
by johnny crossan
Scatman wrote:Wrong Crossan!

he told me to change my username because it confused people - seems he was right :(

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:57 pm
by Douglas Higginbottom
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?



His wife has much better taste !!

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:18 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
freshie wrote:
ruralblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Scatman wrote:
Justified logic wrote:He been shagging your missus JC?


He's been photographed on romantic walks in the countryside with Julie Wren.


is jc ken wren?


Kens dead and Julie sailed off into the sunset with Crossie and Crossan!


viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159


Always fun to revisit that one. Proper classic!

Re: Gareth Southgate

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:18 am
by aaron bond
That was a brilliant thread. He couldn't see how much of a stalker he was.

Has he ever posted since then?