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What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:31 am
by Fidel Castro
Thought I'd get this one in early

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:36 am
by Nigels Tackle
scores debut hat tricks

hallelujah!

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:39 am
by Socrates
Hopefully walks on water and turns chances into wine.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:04 am
by Dameerto
Shoulders crosses like his name-sake (Navas).

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:58 am
by meeesh
Surely he has to feature tomorrow,will give us all a big boost to forget what happened last Sunday,I'm feeling really relaxed about this guy,hopefully gonna be a huge star for us

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:54 am
by london blue 2
Goes down to easy, is too greedy, moans too much.

Saved Phips a job for Spuds...

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:58 am
by sheblue
Let's give the lad a bit of time.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:17 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
london blue 2 wrote:Goes down to easy, is too greedy, moans too much.

Saved Phips a job for Spuds...


lol

He'll be sure to hear some other criticism from some pundit or other and regurgitate as his own opinion on here.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:19 am
by Original Dub
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:Goes down to easy, is too greedy, moans too much.

Saved Phips a job for Spuds...


lol

He'll be sure to hear some other criticism from some pundit or other and regurgitate as his own opinion on here.


Nail on head.
His opinion is straight out of the Mirror every week.

OT I really hope this lad explodes on to the scene. Talk about a timely introduction if it works out that way.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:26 am
by Hazy2
He gives us hope.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:54 am
by iwasthere2012
Socrates wrote:Hopefully walks on water and turns chances into wine.


Hopefully, doesn't walk around like he's wading through water and cause fans to whine.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:44 pm
by fangsanalsatan
jesus rots inside his grave
he caaaan't be saved ♪ ♫

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:24 pm
by iwasthere2012
fangsanalsatan wrote:jesus rots inside his grave
he caaaan't be saved ♪ ♫


You ain't go-waaaaaan up to heaven boy.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:41 pm
by Tony P
If he doesn't play well he'll get crucified.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:48 pm
by carolina-blue
Tony P wrote:If he doesn't play well he'll get crucified.


Rag top Headline
Two Jesus's on the pitch can't save City

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:32 pm
by PeterParker
What is his take on playing Sunday?

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:27 am
by iwasthere2012
Ok. I've never been over enthusiastic about any Brazilians coming into the prem.
but I've had a look at all 42 goals for Palmeiras and Brazil from young Jaysus and let's remember he is young and in Brazil's first eleven.

What I've seen and loved is that although he is obviously right footed, he will instinctively take his chance on whatever foot comes most natural per chance.

He will place it or thump it on either foot depending on what the circumstance demands. And if seems to be instinctive.
I realise that YouTube doesn't show the ones he missed, but I have to say, I like what I'm seeing.

He is also tough. He bounces off quite aggressive attention and he is only 19.

I haven't really bought into the hype up until now, but I have to say I'm quite encouraged by what I've seen.

This kid could turn out to be all we hope him to be.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:00 am
by PrezIke
iwasthere2012 wrote:Ok. I've never been over enthusiastic about any Brazilians coming into the prem.
but I've had a look at all 42 goals for Palmeiras and Brazil from young Jaysus and let's remember he is young and in Brazil's first eleven.

What I've seen and loved is that although he is obviously right footed, he will instinctively take his chance on whatever foot comes most natural per chance.

He will place it or thump it on either foot depending on what the circumstance demands. And if seems to be instinctive.
I realise that YouTube doesn't show the ones he missed, but I have to say, I like what I'm seeing.

He is also tough. He bounces off quite aggressive attention and he is only 19.

I haven't really bought into the hype up until now, but I have to say I'm quite encouraged by what I've seen.

This kid could turn out to be all we hope him to be.


+1

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:03 am
by Slim
iwasthere2012 wrote:Ok. I've never been over enthusiastic about any Brazilians coming into the prem.
but I've had a look at all 42 goals for Palmeiras and Brazil from young Jaysus and let's remember he is young and in Brazil's first eleven.

What I've seen and loved is that although he is obviously right footed, he will instinctively take his chance on whatever foot comes most natural per chance.

He will place it or thump it on either foot depending on what the circumstance demands. And if seems to be instinctive.
I realise that YouTube doesn't show the ones he missed, but I have to say, I like what I'm seeing.

He is also tough. He bounces off quite aggressive attention and he is only 19.

I haven't really bought into the hype up until now, but I have to say I'm quite encouraged by what I've seen.

This kid could turn out to be all we hope him to be.


There is a lot to be excited over, but I preach PATIENCE because we've seen too many times a young lad ruined before he's actually made it because of unrealistic levels of expectation.

Re: What does Jesus actually do?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:08 am
by rosbif cuisson 'bleu'
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Jesus saves