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Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss

Justified logic wrote:Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss

Sit down Sit down for Jesus
The buggers at the back can't see
Showsec version

Justified logic wrote:Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss

Just have this feeling that won't quite make it.

I was waiting for someone to start this thread.
There's been one on BM for a while now.
I put two suggestions up, none of which got any reaction at all so maybe I'll just leave it alone.

The one they seem to favour rhymes Jesus with Penis?
I gave up after that.

carolina-blue wrote:

Justified logic wrote:Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss

Sit down Sit down for Jesus
The buggers at the back can't see
Showsec version

This is much better. Can we get a rhyme for "twat from Showsec" and "fecking rag"?

To the tune of Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey

We're all Jesus Lovers
He'll score a goal but we won't see it
Showsec give us bother
We're only standing so we can see

I'll get my coat...

Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.


Easy-peasey.

iwasthere2012 wrote:Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.

Watch on youtube.com

Easy-peasey.

Now that would be funny. Gets my vote!

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody... Ah forget it, it'd never catch on.

South Stand Balti wrote:

iwasthere2012 wrote:Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.

Watch on youtube.com

Easy-peasey.

Now that would be funny. Gets my vote!

+1

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

Brilliant

littlebig wrote:

South Stand Balti wrote:

iwasthere2012 wrote:Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.

Watch on youtube.com

Easy-peasey.

Now that would be funny. Gets my vote!

+1

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

Brilliant

When he scores (which si going to be a lot of times)

Oh happy day.
When Jesus washed, the scum away.

Like it.

iwasthere2012 wrote:Oh happy day.
When Jesus washed, the scum away.

Like it.

+1

See, great things can come out of initial banality (although I think "Sit down, sit down for Jesus" would also have legs).

We'll get a ban from all UEFA competitions if we start singing religious chants

Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Ooohhhh, for the Blues

nottsblue wrote:Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Ooohhhh, for the Blues

+1

Presumably 'Jesus crying Lord' when he misses?

I did really like the idea of Depeche Mode
But it's got too many musical parts that could probably be filled by clapping.

You never know. Maybe something could be made of it.

Reach out and touch faith
Our own personal Jesus.
Navas and Gab-ri-el
Will send you to hell.
Our own personal Jesus
One would scare the shit out of you
Now we've got two.

Scatman wrote:We'll get a ban from all UEFA competitions if we start singing religious chants

Right. Definitely last one. Since you mentioned UEFA.

We thought trophies only were in fairy tales.
Meant for someone else, but not Cit-y.
UEFA's out to get us.
That's the way it seems.
Disappointment haunted all our dreams.

Then I saw his face....clap,clap,clap, clap.
Now I'm a believer.
Not a trace....clap,clap,clap,clap.
Of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love (Oooh!) We're all believers
We've Gabriel Jesus in our side.

Then queue the dancing.

iwasthere2012 wrote:

Scatman wrote:We'll get a ban from all UEFA competitions if we start singing religious chants

Right. Definitely last one. Since you mentioned UEFA.

We thought trophies only were in fairy tales.
Meant for someone else, but not Cit-y.
UEFA's out to get us.
That's the way it seems.
Disappointment haunted all our dreams.

Then I saw his face....clap,clap,clap, clap.
Now I'm a believer.
Not a trace....clap,clap,clap,clap.
Of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love (Oooh!) We're all believers
We've Gabriel Jesus in our side.

Then queue the dancing.

Haha I sang that in my head. Very good. I didn't dance though as the people in my office would not take kindly to me pogoing around.