****City v Chavs Official Matchday Thread****

[Mase]

Hazard must literally go home and paint his nails at night. Soft bastard!

That would've hurt but for the commentators to infer it was malicious is fucking ridiculous. Looks like they're priming for later.

Maybe I've watched too much boxing recently. But for me it was nothing. Too many fannies playing football these days.

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Rat boy is fully anti City now. Back to normal. Fuckin Feed the Goat you red twat!

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Got to be a pen!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sideshow Bob]

anthony taylor.

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anthony taylor.

Fuckin scum!

[mr_nool]

I guess we're fighting fire with fire with the three at the back, but our guys look a little bit lost so far.

Fuck, how was that not a penalty?

[Cocacolajojo]

Right, so trailing hands along the ground never result in penalties. I could've sworn I've seen plenty of them given but if Tylers says it's so it's gotta be so.,

[Cocacolajojo]

I guess we're fighting fire with fire with the three at the back, but our guys look a little bit lost so far.

Fuck, how was that not a penalty?

It's never a penalty according to Tyler. Go figure.

[Mase]

Right, so trailing hands along the ground never result in penalties. I could've sworn I've seen plenty of them given but if Tylers says it's so it's gotta be so.,

Stopping a player from going through with his arm...I'm sure Micah got a pen against him against Liverpool for similar.

[PrezIke]

Stones starts well against Costa, but should have cleared it at least twice.

[mr_nool]

Cahill is bricking it.

[Saul Goodman]

Not a pen for me. Its ball to hand not hand to ball and his arm was not in an unnatural position given his body position.

[Mase]

I just simply cannot wait until a ref gets twated by a fan. Cannot wait!

[Cocacolajojo]

Right, so trailing hands along the ground never result in penalties. I could've sworn I've seen plenty of them given but if Tylers says it's so it's gotta be so.,

Stopping a player from going through with his arm...I'm sure Micah got a pen against him against Liverpool for similar.

They're given all the time mate. Fucking plankers commenting the game.

[Mase]

Not a pen for me. Its ball to hand not hand to ball and his arm was not in an unnatural position given his body position.

There's no such thing as ball to hand mate. It's. myth! If you stop a player from going through because the ball hits your hand it's a free kick or penalty.

[Mase]

He better get booked for that!!!!!

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Fuckin detest this ref!!!

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Rat boy is doing my head in already!!!! Rag twat

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Fuck sake Kolarov!!!

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Cahill another mincer