United's new manager

[Justified logic]

Now that the Mourinho meltdown has started it's time to begin thinking of whom they could employ next to drive their horse and cart on football's motorway.

I reckon 'Arry would be good for them: they like to spend money on transfers; he likes to spend money on transfers; a perfect fit. Also he can adopt the nickname Old 'Arry and of course his surname, Redknapp, is a perfect moniker for the type of football the Old Toilit crowd are becoming accustomed to.

Who do you think they might go for now that Josie is sidling towards the exit?

[freshie]

Sam Allardyce is available

[bigblue]

The boring scumbag who fucked his brother's wife for 8 years seems like a promising candidate

[Original Dub]

Laurent Blanc?

[South Stand Balti]

The Rags don't swap managers every two minutes, don't you know.

[nottsblue]

Probably be Pochettino. Hope not as he knows what he's doing. Shrek as player manager would be good

[Original Dub]

Probably be Pochettino. Hope not as he knows what he's doing. Shrek as player manager would be good

Definitely hope that doesn't happen but I can't see him wanting to manage a team lower down the league

[Green & Blue]

Please let it be Giggs, please let it be Giggs.

[ELDABYERPUSS]

giggs with gary neville as his assistant

[nottsblue]

Probably be Pochettino. Hope not as he knows what he's doing. Shrek as player manager would be good

Definitely hope that doesn't happen but I can't see him wanting to manage a team lower down the league

He'd go there in a shot. Much as we despise the rags, they are still one of the biggest clubs in Europe. They get the right manager in there and they have the potential to be as successful as they were under Bacon

[freshie]

Probably be Pochettino. Hope not as he knows what he's doing. Shrek as player manager would be good

I read today that Real Madrid are after Pochettino

[Woodyblue]

David Moyes will be available soon

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Laurent Blanc?

This. Nailed on.

[johnny crossan]

New Swamp King's target has gotta be to overtake Watford, if Bournemouth and Southampton had won they'd be slithering down the bottom half tonight!

[Mikhail Chigorin]

They could go for Mike Phelan, to continue the FergusScum connection, but he's doing such a good job at Hull that the Urinals might have a struggle on their hands to get him.

Next week could be interesting however; the Scum have an away game at Swansea which might just prove to be a little tricky (??), Southampton are away to the aforementioned Mike Phelan's merry men, Bournemouth are at home to Sunderland with the potential for three points there and Leicester 'entertain' West Brom, a game they should win.

If all results come out the right way, Southampton could be above Yooonited by Sunday evening and the other two chasing sides could be on the same points as them and then it would be down to goal difference.

Thereafter, a most enjoyable (from our perspective) slide down the table could be in the offing for Mourinho which would be rather nice to see. If that were the case, he could end up getting sacked and, after last season's Chelsea fiasco, it could well be most difficult for him to get another job in this country again, so we'd finally be shut of him.....unless the FA were to fall soft and throw him an England lifeline.

[PrezIke]

They will want Simeone if this does not work out.

[Justified logic]

Thereafter, a most enjoyable (from our perspective) slide down the table could be in the offing for Mourinho which would be rather nice to see. If that were the case, he could end up getting sacked and, after last season's Chelsea fiasco, it could well be most difficult for him to get another job in this country again, so we'd finally be shut of him.....unless the FA were to fall soft and throw him an England lifeline.

Oh I do hope so.

Lose to Swansea and the chasing pack won't be snapping at their heels any more; they'll have their teeth in the scum's arse.

I'll be with the City fans watching them at home to Arsenal in the lunchtime game before we play Palace. I hope we'll be buzzing as we make our way to Selhurst Park.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I'm praying for Giggs.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Rerun of the Moyes season: Jose clings on till March by which time CL qualification and trophies are impossible then Giggs as caretaker till summer.

[patrickblue]

I'm praying for Giggs.

Well, he does understand the yoonited filosophy you know.
And he's a total cunt, so he'd be ideal.