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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:28 pm

Fuck me, the Rags are so obvious. They get the ball wide and all of a sudden they have 5 blokes waiting for the cross. It's like watching basketball apart from you're guaranteed a score.
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:29 pm

john@staustell wrote:Shrek coming on soon. That should lower the quality even further. If that's possible


They have to wait till the game slows to his pace; a week next Thursday
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby dick dastardley » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:29 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Shrek coming on soon. That should lower the quality even further. If that's possible

Did I just hear a zip go down from the commentary box?

If that fucker scores the winner they're gonna have to get the mop and bucket into the commentary box
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:32 pm

dick dastardley wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Shrek coming on soon. That should lower the quality even further. If that's possible

Did I just hear a zip go down from the commentary box?

If that fucker scores the winner they're gonna have to get the mop and bucket into the commentary box


poor gary will end looking like a painters radio
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:34 pm

when you see karius with the ball at his feet, you realise how good bravo is
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:38 pm

Wiggy comes on to a rousing reception from the Grannies in the Kop.

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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:41 pm

One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:42 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!

I always get my shit on target.
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby MUS » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:43 pm

These scouse cunts always bottle it against the scum. How many of these chances would they have smashed home if they were playing city? They really are Uniteds bitches
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:43 pm

I see we now get MotD on Monday night to show reel this shite. How excited they must be to show such quality!
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:45 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!

I always get my shit on target.

Yet this team of billionaires can't get more than one squirt.
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:45 pm

MUS wrote:These scouse cunts always bottle it against the scum. How many of these chances would they have smashed home if they were playing city? They really are Uniteds bitches

Was thinking the exact same.
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby patrickblue » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:45 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!


Went to see my Mum today, about an hours drive.
Had talkshite on and they were all forecasting a high scoring game, favourite seemed to be 4-3 to scouse.
Fucking , sycophants
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby steelsnail » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:46 pm

Beefy ,u r on top form tonight !
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:47 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!


Went to see my Mum today, about an hours drive.
Had talkshite on and they were all forecasting a high scoring game, favourite seemed to be 4-3 to scouse.
Fucking , sycophants


What evidence could anyone produce that rags are a high scoring team?
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:48 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!


Went to see my Mum today, about an hours drive.
Had talkshite on and they were all forecasting a high scoring game, favourite seemed to be 4-3 to scouse.
Fucking , sycophants

Yep, no fucking way was this going to be anything other than a mid-tabke side making sure they don't concede whilst trying to hit them on the break.

Hopefully their fans will see the truth, like we've known for a while now.
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:51 pm

Yeahhhhhhhhh, Herrera MotM! Obviously for his defensive display cos he's done fuck all going forward, as witnessed by their shots on target.

That's it Maureen, waste a little more time.

Fucking Moron, those billions of fans around the world will be renewing their dodgy stream subscriptions as I type. Who could miss games like this!
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:52 pm

how fat is luke shaw?
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby zuricity » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:52 pm

Ooooh i love it when these World Cup final games go to extra time and penalties
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Re: the "biggest match in history"

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:52 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:One fucking shit on target, that is a disgraceful stat whichever way look at it!


Went to see my Mum today, about an hours drive.
Had talkshite on and they were all forecasting a high scoring game, favourite seemed to be 4-3 to scouse.
Fucking , sycophants


What evidence could anyone produce that rags are a high scoring team?
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