derby day build up thread

[iwasthere2012]

I've just touched down in Florida for the next two weeks and I won't be getting up at 6:30am to go out and find somewhere open showing it.

Will just get up and check the score. Good luck boys!

Haha...Well another option is...

Buy beers/liquor of choice the night before (if desired) or make coffee (with liquor added if preferred/needed after you scream while watching Fellani's/Shrek's antics)...

If you are in a hotel ask if NBCSN is in your room. Then wake up and just turn on the tele in your room to NBCSN on which may be free to watch.

Where are you in Florida? I suspect you may also be able to find a bar/place that serves breakfast/truck stop (?) beforehand that will show the game using Yelp or some other Internet search. Even if they don't normally play PL games, find a place that is open then and has TVs for patrons to watch sport. I would think they would subscribe to NBCSN since us Yanks love our sports on TV everywhere, and then ask if they can put on the game for you. I suspect they would.

Never mind all that.
Gringo is out of town and the key is under the mat.

[PeterParker]

I take it the media onslaught is in full swing?

Of course. Full of "taunts" "amazing banter", "ironic"

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I've just touched down in Florida for the next two weeks and I won't be getting up at 6:30am to go out and find somewhere open showing it.

Will just get up and check the score. Good luck boys!

Haha...Well another option is...

Buy beers/liquor of choice the night before (if desired) or make coffee (with liquor added if preferred/needed after you scream while watching Fellani's/Shrek's antics)...

If you are in a hotel ask if NBCSN is in your room. Then wake up and just turn on the tele in your room to NBCSN on which may be free to watch.

Where are you in Florida? I suspect you may also be able to find a bar/place that serves breakfast/truck stop (?) beforehand that will show the game using Yelp or some other Internet search. Even if they don't normally play PL games, find a place that is open then and has TVs for patrons to watch sport. I would think they would subscribe to NBCSN since us Yanks love our sports on TV everywhere, and then ask if they can put on the game for you. I suspect they would.

Never mind all that.
Gringo is out of town and the key is under the mat.

But what about Mrs Gringo; she might be at home ??

[Herb]

Herb posting about goalkeepers again.
You're a strange fruit aren't you mate?

Herbie goes bananas.

Enjoy the football. Relax and have a look at every aspect of it. You'll be a happier chap, trust me,

Ahem. I thought the excitement was caused by me posting about a very limited ex-keeper who hung out with his rag mates, so I've avoided that thorny topic to maintain your equilibrium Mr Dubb, and my input was more about the speed with which we can develop attacks and the strength in depth of our marvellous attacking midfielders.


Oh, and strange fruit is actually a reference to racist mob lynchings in the Deep South of the USA (listen to the song by Billie Holiday) so it's an odd phrase to use under the circumstances but if you want a tangible modern strange fruit then I recommend you try a tomato in a fruit salad ;-)

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Careful OD, you'll be accused of all sorts of you engage with that weirdo.

[iwasthere2012]

I've just touched down in Florida for the next two weeks and I won't be getting up at 6:30am to go out and find somewhere open showing it.

Will just get up and check the score. Good luck boys!

Haha...Well another option is...

Buy beers/liquor of choice the night before (if desired) or make coffee (with liquor added if preferred/needed after you scream while watching Fellani's/Shrek's antics)...

If you are in a hotel ask if NBCSN is in your room. Then wake up and just turn on the tele in your room to NBCSN on which may be free to watch.

Where are you in Florida? I suspect you may also be able to find a bar/place that serves breakfast/truck stop (?) beforehand that will show the game using Yelp or some other Internet search. Even if they don't normally play PL games, find a place that is open then and has TVs for patrons to watch sport. I would think they would subscribe to NBCSN since us Yanks love our sports on TV everywhere, and then ask if they can put on the game for you. I suspect they would.

Never mind all that.
Gringo is out of town and the key is under the mat.

But what about Mrs Gringo; she might be at home ??

Well if you don't know we can't help you.
I mean while the cat's away and all that.

[gmercer1]

Is Sane fit for selection now?

[johnny crossan]

I take it the media onslaught is in full swing?

the pustules are popping all over the place - very messy

refreshingly though, the ovoid pundit Will Greenwood, apparently a massive blue, has just predicted 0-4 in a rugby piece on SSN - let nobody complain I don't have a balanced view of the lies, smears and negative reporting we are subjected to by the loathsome majority of media parasites.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I've just touched down in Florida for the next two weeks and I won't be getting up at 6:30am to go out and find somewhere open showing it.

Will just get up and check the score. Good luck boys!

Haha...Well another option is...

Buy beers/liquor of choice the night before (if desired) or make coffee (with liquor added if preferred/needed after you scream while watching Fellani's/Shrek's antics)...

If you are in a hotel ask if NBCSN is in your room. Then wake up and just turn on the tele in your room to NBCSN on which may be free to watch.

Where are you in Florida? I suspect you may also be able to find a bar/place that serves breakfast/truck stop (?) beforehand that will show the game using Yelp or some other Internet search. Even if they don't normally play PL games, find a place that is open then and has TVs for patrons to watch sport. I would think they would subscribe to NBCSN since us Yanks love our sports on TV everywhere, and then ask if they can put on the game for you. I suspect they would.

Never mind all that.
Gringo is out of town and the key is under the mat.

But what about Mrs Gringo; she might be at home ??

Well if you don't know we can't help you.
I mean while the cat's away and all that.

Come on IWT, I hope you're not suggesting that poor old Mase is some form of 'libertinus maximus'.

I don't think copulating with Mrs Gringo, behind the great man's back, is in his repertoire.

[johnny crossan]

Mighty Dwighty giving it full red throttle on SSN just now - best players, best window, best team, best banter, bestest bestest everything.
Please God make us win.

[Herb]

Careful OD, you'll be accused of all sorts of you engage with that weirdo.

Haha foreverupjoesarse you're a prize dickwipe fella - thought you'd be spouting your love for the blonde flapper on a torino forum now your wank inspiration has been fucked off.
On the topic of obsession I'm starting to suspect you're obsessed with me slapping you down bitch-boy because you keep on coming back to humiliate yourself again. It tickles me which reminds me, where's your cockwomble mate nigels tickle? Has he fucked you off for being a boring hart obsessed wank sock?

[Green & Blue]

Mighty Dwighty giving it full red throttle on SSN just now - best players, best window, best team, best banter, bestest bestest everything.
Please God make us win.

Thats funny I turned on SSN a few minutes ago and promptly changed the channel at the sight of him, more brains in a rocking horse.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Careful OD, you'll be accused of all sorts of you engage with that weirdo.

Haha foreverupjoesarse you're a prize dickwipe fella - thought you'd be spouting your love for the blonde flapper on a torino forum now your wank inspiration has been fucked off.
On the topic of obsession I'm starting to suspect you're obsessed with me slapping you down bitch-boy because you keep on coming back to humiliate yourself again. It tickles me which reminds me, where's your cockwomble mate nigels tickle? Has he fucked you off for being a boring hart obsessed wank sock?

Too fuckign funny.

Im sure Ive had a jousting session with you at one time or other...but def not about Hart.....Im glad hes gone.

Keep up the good work.

[iwasthere2012]

Come on IWT, I hope you're not suggesting that poor old Mase is some form of 'libertinus maximus'.

I don't think copulating with Mrs Gringo, behind the great man's back, is in his repertoire.

Shame on you Mikhail.
I was suggesting no such thing. I would not cast any aspertions on the character of Mrs.Gringo or Mase for that matter.
I'm sure Mrs.Gringo is a fine upstanding lady.
On reflection I totally misread the post.
I thought the comment was from Gringo himself, but it wasn't, it was from yourself.

Sorry Gringo. No offence. Joke wasted.

[dick dastardley]

I like the way our club has gone about its business nice and quiet build up, all the players know what their role will be, pep making sure no stone unturned and ready to deliver on the day.
Pep knows what to do trust in pep.
NOW LETS FUCKING SCREW THESE FUCKERS GOOD AND PROPER.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Careful OD, you'll be accused of all sorts of you engage with that weirdo.

Haha foreverupjoesarse you're a prize dickwipe fella - thought you'd be spouting your love for the blonde flapper on a torino forum now your wank inspiration has been fucked off.
On the topic of obsession I'm starting to suspect you're obsessed with me slapping you down bitch-boy because you keep on coming back to humiliate yourself again. It tickles me which reminds me, where's your cockwomble mate nigels tickle? Has he fucked you off for being a boring hart obsessed wank sock?

Weirdo

[nottsblue]

Mighty Dwighty giving it full red throttle on SSN just now - best players, best window, best team, best banter, bestest bestest everything.
Please God make us win.

Thats funny I turned on SSN a few minutes ago and promptly changed the channel at the sight of him, more brains in a rocking horse.

He is actually far worse than Camelgob or gingerpig or Ratboy. On a par with Colleymore for my money as the most despicable pundit

[South Stand Balti]

Any team news? Sagna is fit but can either of Sane or Gundo be match fit? Is the otter ok? Anybody ITK cos my nerves are starting to kick in.

[kennyboy]

Gundo is ready. What about Sane?

[South Stand Balti]

Gundo is ready. What about Sane?

Gundo ready to start?