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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:19 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:i can't wait to see this lad play

...and i have a feeling that his introduction will kickstart our season.


The guy is fuckign brilliant and they absolutely rave about him over here, even better than Neymar and a lot faster....trust me , he will be our star player for fuckign years.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby london blue 2 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:28 pm

Can he play in goal?
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby iwasthere2012 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:31 pm

london blue 2 wrote:Can he play in goal?

He can do both goalkeeper and CF.
he is omnipresent.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby phips » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:23 pm

PeterParker wrote:Comes in with Spurs and saves the three points?

damn, you think he'll get a hat trick in his limited debut?
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Sideshow Bob » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:27 pm

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ruralblue wrote:Welcome again Jesus lad. Offical and cleared to play!

No pressure what so ever but a hat trick off the bench at weekend will be fine!


I absolutely hate it when our players score on their debut. I hope it doesn't happen, feels like the ultimate jinx (except for Sergio).


unfortunately i think it was true of sergio, as well. imo he looked more dangerous and dynamic in his first appearance than he has at any point since then.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby gilford » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:31 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
ruralblue wrote:Welcome again Jesus lad. Offical and cleared to play!

No pressure what so ever but a hat trick off the bench at weekend will be fine!


I absolutely hate it when our players score on their debut. I hope it doesn't happen, feels like the ultimate jinx (except for Sergio).


unfortunately i think it was true of sergio, as well. imo he looked more dangerous and dynamic in his first appearance than he has at any point since then.


Even when he scored 5 goals in 40 mins last season?
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Sideshow Bob » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:33 pm

gilford wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
ruralblue wrote:Welcome again Jesus lad. Offical and cleared to play!

No pressure what so ever but a hat trick off the bench at weekend will be fine!


I absolutely hate it when our players score on their debut. I hope it doesn't happen, feels like the ultimate jinx (except for Sergio).


unfortunately i think it was true of sergio, as well. imo he looked more dangerous and dynamic in his first appearance than he has at any point since then.


Even when he scored 5 goals in 40 mins last season?


yes. he's still not as explosive as he was in game 1. imo.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby london blue 2 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:35 pm

gilford wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
ruralblue wrote:Welcome again Jesus lad. Offical and cleared to play!

No pressure what so ever but a hat trick off the bench at weekend will be fine!


I absolutely hate it when our players score on their debut. I hope it doesn't happen, feels like the ultimate jinx (except for Sergio).


unfortunately i think it was true of sergio, as well. imo he looked more dangerous and dynamic in his first appearance than he has at any point since then.


Even when he scored 5 goals in 40 mins last season?

I heard a player once scored 7 in one game...
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:36 pm

london blue 2 wrote:Can he play in goal?


of course he can. jesus saves!
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby ruralblue » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:20 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i can't wait to see this lad play

...and i have a feeling that his introduction will kickstart our season.


The guy is fuckign brilliant and they absolutely rave about him over here, even better than Neymar and a lot faster....trust me , he will be our star player for fuckign years.


Knowing us he'll be sent off and banned first game then disappear with some mystery injury before complaining of being homesick.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Moonchesteri » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:55 pm

PeterParker wrote:Finally.

Comes in with Spurs and saves the three points?

That some might call a miracle.


I thought we bought him to be a striker, not keeper but actually when you think of it, he surely would be better than Bravo so fine by mine.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:06 pm

ruralblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i can't wait to see this lad play

...and i have a feeling that his introduction will kickstart our season.


The guy is fuckign brilliant and they absolutely rave about him over here, even better than Neymar and a lot faster....trust me , he will be our star player for fuckign years.


Knowing us he'll be sent off and banned first game then disappear with some mystery injury before complaining of being homesick.

Before turning up at Hull.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:10 pm

Can't wait to see this guy play for us.

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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Chopper » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:09 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i can't wait to see this lad play

...and i have a feeling that his introduction will kickstart our season.


The guy is fuckign brilliant and they absolutely rave about him over here, even better than Neymar and a lot faster....trust me , he will be our star player for fuckign years.


Wonder how long it takes before Carl turns on him
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:49 pm

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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:59 pm

How long before Walker or Rose give him the chopper Harris treatment.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby nottsblue » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:36 pm

Hazy2 wrote:How long before Walker or Rose give him the chopper Harris treatment.

Given that the referees rarely book the thugs who clatter Silva every week, I reckon it would be open season on Jesus. Given he has a fiery temperament as well I'd be surprised if the opposition don't target him every game.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Original Dub » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:38 pm

It's disgraceful how silva has been treated by refs in his time here.

The least protected player in the league by a mile.

Hacked down constantly until he snaps and gets booked out of frustration.

And repeat.
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:41 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:How long before Walker or Rose give him the chopper Harris treatment.

Given that the referees rarely book the thugs who clatter Silva every week, I reckon it would be open season on Jesus. Given he has a fiery temperament as well I'd be surprised if the opposition don't target him every game.


City fans can help him by letting the ref know he is taking the piss, I do think as England players they will have licence to kick the shit out of him, in a get on with it yer soft twat approach from a ref who has his instructions.

Sing for the ref, Another ref who's taking the piss !
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Re: WELCOME JESUS!!!!

Postby City64 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:49 pm

Is he any good in goal ?
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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