Slim vs Swales4life

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Should the hatred of the individual be exorcised

Slim is indeed a clustered lobster worthy of divine intervention
3
18%
Swales4eva should be inducted by the turbines of progress and lauded for such sanctities
4
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Socrates
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Total votes : 17

Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 30, 2016 1:13 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Anyone calls me by my real name is fuckign dead.

That is all,


Sorry to hear that. It must be quite haunting.

FMTWF!


Was it ?

You are easily entertained.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Mase » Mon May 30, 2016 1:23 pm

bigblue wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:You're fucking delusional. Seriously.

Thanks for all the detail about your fantastic life. It's super believable.

Carry on.

And yes after the 8th time about not using civil names you continue to do it and it's just a shitty attempt at a dig. You've definitely found someone who doesn't ever want to have a pint with you, you sorry little cunt. Go fuck yourself. Sideways.

Cheers


You've been a nothing but a miserable fucker for most of the past season, but you're even outdoing yourself now.

You've become a parody of yourself and it's beyond boring at this point.

Id suggest fucking off until you can stop being such a primadonna cunt.


Mate, there's no point. The guy can't see it. I hope whatever is bothering him in his personal life gets sorted cause as I've stated before, he used to be one of my favourite posters.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby mr_nool » Mon May 30, 2016 1:25 pm

Slim wrote:You just replied to yourself. Maybe stop PMing yourself and leave yourself alone.

Then I think the one of you can at the very least co-exist.


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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon May 30, 2016 1:31 pm

Slim wrote:You just replied to yourself. Maybe stop PMing yourself and leave yourself alone.

Then I think the one of you can at the very least co-exist.


Ha. Well done. I axed for that one.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Slim » Mon May 30, 2016 1:33 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Slim wrote:You just replied to yourself. Maybe stop PMing yourself and leave yourself alone.

Then I think the one of you can at the very least co-exist.


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Legend, been here a decade, still can't link a vid to save his life.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon May 30, 2016 1:52 pm

Mase wrote:
bigblue wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:You're fucking delusional. Seriously.

Thanks for all the detail about your fantastic life. It's super believable.

Carry on.

And yes after the 8th time about not using civil names you continue to do it and it's just a shitty attempt at a dig. You've definitely found someone who doesn't ever want to have a pint with you, you sorry little cunt. Go fuck yourself. Sideways.

Cheers


You've been a nothing but a miserable fucker for most of the past season, but you're even outdoing yourself now.

You've become a parody of yourself and it's beyond boring at this point.

Id suggest fucking off until you can stop being such a primadonna cunt.


Mate, there's no point. The guy can't see it. I hope whatever is bothering him in his personal life gets sorted cause as I've stated before, he used to be one of my favourite posters.


You two boring cunts should go mutually masturbate each other somewhere else. It's lame af fellas. I promise.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby mr_nool » Mon May 30, 2016 1:57 pm

Slim wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Slim wrote:You just replied to yourself. Maybe stop PMing yourself and leave yourself alone.

Then I think the one of you can at the very least co-exist.


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Legend, been here a decade, still can't link a vid to save his life.

Watch on youtube.com


Trying to work and post on here at the same time...
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Original Dub » Mon May 30, 2016 1:58 pm

Too much fighting going on.

Why can't we all just get along?
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby aaron bond » Mon May 30, 2016 2:54 pm

Original Dub wrote:Too much fighting going on.

Why can't we all just get along?


It's hilarious how quickly this place descends into chaos as soon as the season over!

Mancio's return certainly has livened things up here. He's clearly still upset about the way he left the board a couple of years back.

Now fighting breaking out all over the place!
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby HailNerdQueen » Mon May 30, 2016 3:00 pm

Original Dub wrote:Too much fighting going on.

Why can't we all just get along?


Jeebus, right? This thread completely exploded and I'm not sure I'll ever really understand what it even the fuck was to begin with. The poll is indecipherable nonsense & boys that have been on for ages are tearing at each other.
I'm too new for this! My virgin ears!
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BlueinBosnia wrote:
HailNerdQueen wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:
HailNerdQueen wrote:What is even happening here? What is all this nonsense?
Why call someone a lobster? I don't understand at all...


If a self-avowed man of the people orders a lobster in a Milanese restaurant and nobody is around to see it, does it actually count as having happened?


Lobster isn't that expensive though, I think to really break character now it has to be some type of home grown, bio-lobster, bred and fed with techniques used in 17th century Trieste.


Nothing has been cleared up, the waters are still muddy for me on this one...
What's with the "clustered lobster" thing? What are we even voting for?
The nonsense levels here feel dangerously high


It's an old in-joke on the forum. You need to try to make as many references to the children's novel 'Billy Bunter on the Italian Riviera' as possible.


Thank you, fucking thank you, I can research it from there. Being American sometimes these cultural tropes fly right over my head. I still don't know what the poll is trying to get at, so not touching it for now.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Original Dub » Mon May 30, 2016 5:53 pm

Good idea eamonn.

And royal rumble is also a good call.

SAD. That's what's up here.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Socrates » Mon May 30, 2016 10:15 pm

HailNerdQueen wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Too much fighting going on.

Why can't we all just get along?


Jeebus, right? This thread completely exploded and I'm not sure I'll ever really understand what it even the fuck was to begin with. The poll is indecipherable nonsense & boys that have been on for ages are tearing at each other.
I'm too new for this! My virgin ears!
Why are Mommy & Daddy fighting?

BlueinBosnia wrote:
HailNerdQueen wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:

If a self-avowed man of the people orders a lobster in a Milanese restaurant and nobody is around to see it, does it actually count as having happened?


Lobster isn't that expensive though, I think to really break character now it has to be some type of home grown, bio-lobster, bred and fed with techniques used in 17th century Trieste.


Nothing has been cleared up, the waters are still muddy for me on this one...
What's with the "clustered lobster" thing? What are we even voting for?
The nonsense levels here feel dangerously high


It's an old in-joke on the forum. You need to try to make as many references to the children's novel 'Billy Bunter on the Italian Riviera' as possible.


Thank you, fucking thank you, I can research it from there. Being American sometimes these cultural tropes fly right over my head. I still don't know what the poll is trying to get at, so not touching it for now.


It's ingrained here, someone reviewing City forums years ago said something along the lines of us having the most intelligent debates on any City forum but on our bad days it's like world war 3. I can't claim to be a innocent bystander in all that but I don't feel any need to participate any more. What I can tell you is to just stick around as things always return to normal and there's lots of good stuff on here both clever and funny. Even Doomy and Carl have their good moments...
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon May 30, 2016 10:40 pm

Original Dub wrote:Too much fighting going on.

Why can't we all just get along?


Kum-baya Oh Lord, kumbay-aaaagh!!!!
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby gillie » Mon May 30, 2016 10:50 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Too much fighting going on.

Why can't we all just get along?


Kum-baya Oh Lord, kumbay-aaaagh!!!!

Pack it in Eamonn:)
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Mon May 30, 2016 11:37 pm

This is mint. Genuine best thread in ages.
Tracking back is overrated.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue May 31, 2016 12:06 am

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:This is mint. Genuine best thread in ages.


Been a fucking morgue in here lately, which is why this seems fantastic.

I won't argue.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Chopper » Tue May 31, 2016 2:55 am

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue May 31, 2016 3:07 am

Chopper wrote:.


Best post you have ever made.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Tue May 31, 2016 6:36 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Chopper wrote:.


Best post you have ever made.


This is when you make me happy Carl. When I'm
Bored and you lash out. I can feels big one coming.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Cocacolajojo » Tue May 31, 2016 6:41 am

Chopper wrote:.


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