Slim vs Swales4life

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Should the hatred of the individual be exorcised

Slim is indeed a clustered lobster worthy of divine intervention
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Swales4eva should be inducted by the turbines of progress and lauded for such sanctities
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Socrates
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Total votes : 17

Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Mase » Sun May 29, 2016 8:07 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:i'm looking forward so seeing how mase vs ***** develops...


I've already boxed him off mate.
I'd imagine he's going to make up something else in his head and then put it on here stating it as fact hoping people will back him up. Or failing that hope the shrink gives him something to reply with.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 29, 2016 8:08 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:i'm looking forward so seeing how mase vs gringo develops...


It seems to have promise for some folks.

Congrats.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun May 29, 2016 8:10 pm

Mase wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i'm looking forward so seeing how mase vs gringo develops...


I've already boxed him off mate.
I'd imagine he's going to make up something else in his head and then put it on here stating it as fact hoping people will back him up. Or failing that hope the shrink gives him something to reply with.


You're a cumstain on the universe. You wouldn't make my list of thinks to talk about with my therapist if you tried to steal my wallet on an escalator and I had to smash your face in to stop you.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Mase » Sun May 29, 2016 8:16 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Mase wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i'm looking forward so seeing how mase vs gringo develops...


I've already boxed him off mate.
I'd imagine he's going to make up something else in his head and then put it on here stating it as fact hoping people will back him up. Or failing that hope the shrink gives him something to reply with.


You're a cumstain on the universe. You wouldn't make my list of thinks to talk about with my therapist if you tried to steal my wallet on an escalator and I had to smash your face in to stop you.

Cheers


Proving me right again Doom. Did you imagine the story about me stealing your wallet or did the voices in your head convince you I did it?
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sun May 29, 2016 11:05 pm

Fuck this thread is not disappointing. Well played Dazby, the general confusion about the vote has even got the bystanders on edge. Fair play.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sun May 29, 2016 11:44 pm

Nope. Still don't know what I'm voting for.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Socrates » Sun May 29, 2016 11:47 pm

Ugh.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Mon May 30, 2016 12:19 am

Look at me!
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon May 30, 2016 12:20 am

Mase wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Mase wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i'm looking forward so seeing how Mase vs Gringo develops...


I've already boxed him off mate.
I'd imagine he's going to make up something else in his head and then put it on here stating it as fact hoping people will back him up. Or failing that hope the shrink gives him something to reply with.


You're a cumstain on the universe. You wouldn't make my list of thinks to talk about with my therapist if you tried to steal my wallet on an escalator and I had to smash your face in to stop you.

Cheers


Proving me right again Gringo. Did you imagine the story about me stealing your wallet or did the voices in your head convince you I did it?


No no. It really happened. Idiot.

I dunno what's wrong in your private life that you've turned into a raging, retarded, argumentatively time-wasting dickhead but I feel pity for you which is an emotion that I rarely dole out.

And don't use my civvie name on here. You know that's crossing a line that shouldn't be crossed. It's a shit move. A pussy's trick. I'm expecting better from you. Even in this depressed and fucked up state you're in.

Get well soon.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Dameerto » Mon May 30, 2016 12:38 am

I have a theory that City's league success in upcoming seasons is directly proportional to the amount of fighting in the summer on mancityfans.net - so I think we're in for something special. And I blame all of you cunts for the season that just ended, you should have done this a year ago too. Just look what camp fires and kum by yah's got us.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Socrates » Mon May 30, 2016 12:50 am

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Look at me!


Erm no, I moved the fuck on. Can definitely do without being dragged into this shit.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby CTID Hants » Mon May 30, 2016 1:13 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
I dunno what's wrong in your private life that you've turned into a raging, retarded, argumentatively time-wasting dickhead but I feel pity for you which is an emotion that I rarely dole out.

Cheers


Laughable coming from you..

Fairly sure that quite a few other posters down the years have either said or pretty much thought the same of you.

Oh & for the record it was our resident button pusher, NT that put your name out there Mr Ego

I am not sure if it's a universal saying but one normally adhered to here in England 'if you can't take it, don't dish it'

May be you can learn from that as, dishing it is something you've most certainly done down the years, sometimes tiresome levels.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon May 30, 2016 1:27 am

CTID Hants wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
I dunno what's wrong in your private life that you've turned into a raging, retarded, argumentatively time-wasting dickhead but I feel pity for you which is an emotion that I rarely dole out.

Cheers


Laughable coming from you..

Fairly sure that quite a few other posters down the years have either said or pretty much thought the same of you.

Oh & for the record it was our resident button pusher, NT that put your name out there Mr Ego

I am not sure if it's a universal saying but one normally adhered to here in England 'if you can't take it, don't dish it'

May be you can learn from that as, dishing it is something you've most certainly done down the years, sometimes tiresome levels.

CHEERS.......


You clearly have reading comprehension issues. Not the first time.

Keep on being a shit poster. We need some to make the average ones seem great.

Dickhole.

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Cocacolajojo » Mon May 30, 2016 5:34 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:i'm looking forward so seeing how Mase vs Gringo develops...


Mase vs the world you mean.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby BlueinBosnia » Mon May 30, 2016 7:40 am

HailNerdQueen wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:
HailNerdQueen wrote:What is even happening here? What is all this nonsense?
Why call someone a lobster? I don't understand at all...


If a self-avowed man of the people orders a lobster in a Milanese restaurant and nobody is around to see it, does it actually count as having happened?


Lobster isn't that expensive though, I think to really break character now it has to be some type of home grown, bio-lobster, bred and fed with techniques used in 17th century Trieste.


Nothing has been cleared up, the waters are still muddy for me on this one...
What's with the "clustered lobster" thing? What are we even voting for?
The nonsense levels here feel dangerously high


It's an old in-joke on the forum. You need to try to make as many references to the children's novel 'Billy Bunter on the Italian Riviera' as possible.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Mase » Mon May 30, 2016 7:53 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
No no. It really happened. Idiot.

I dunno what's wrong in your private life that you've turned into a raging, retarded, argumentatively time-wasting dickhead but I feel pity for you which is an emotion that I rarely dole out.

And don't use my civvie name on here. You know that's crossing a line that shouldn't be crossed. It's a shit move. A pussy's trick. I'm expecting better from you. Even in this depressed and fucked up state you're in.

Get well soon.

Cheers


Doom, you've followed me around the board having sly digs ever since I refused to meet you when I was in Florida. It's been noticed by others who have mentioned it to me. Again though, you probably have made something else up in your head that you believe.

In the legend poll you didn't just vote for your three, you also yet again had a random outburst at me whilst making your vote. Again it was noticed by someone else on the board.

You've randomly made up in your head I'm trying to attack every 'intelligent /good' member of the board when I'm having a discussion in one thread with someone about Savic and in OT I'm talking to another about what crap taste in TV shows they have. Hardly attacking every member is it?

I'm fairly sure a few people in the past have outed you for trying to bully people off the board. Are you mad that I've given it back to you without just going away?

You don't have to wish me well Doom. I'm doing brilliantly. Going to Florida in September, getting married at the end of the year, followed by our honeymoon. December will be our first full year in the house. Everything's good with me. I hope you sort out any issues you may be going through pal and one day we can enjoy a beer at City together. Let's leave it now and you can PM if you need to.

Cheers.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby City64 » Mon May 30, 2016 8:11 am

Fuck me we need an agony aunt section for the manic depressives until the new seasons starts ????

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Mase » Mon May 30, 2016 8:15 am

City64 wrote:Fuck me we need an agony aunt section for the manic depressives until the new seasons starts ????

:-D :-D


Kolarov is probably going this summer. What more can you expect from me?!!

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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby zuricity » Mon May 30, 2016 9:29 am

Mase wrote:
City64 wrote:Fuck me we need an agony aunt section for the manic depressives until the new seasons starts ????

:-D :-D


Kolarov is probably going this summer. What more can you expect from me?!!

;)



I don't think Kola will go this summer.
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Re: Slim vs Swales4life

Postby Mase » Mon May 30, 2016 9:32 am

zuricity wrote:
Mase wrote:
City64 wrote:Fuck me we need an agony aunt section for the manic depressives until the new seasons starts ????

:-D :-D


Kolarov is probably going this summer. What more can you expect from me?!!

;)



I don't think Kola will go this summer.


I can live in hope!

It wouldn't surprise me if Pep turned him in to a left winger. He's played quite a few out of their 'natural' position at Bayern hasn't he?
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