Slim vs Swales4life

[DoomMerchant]

Can we call Doomie, Gringo instead?

Gringo Twatburger

Pleeeaaase Doom Monster, change your username to Gringo Twatburger?

Dear Sirs,

In event of the return of One Mr Mancio, Mr. Merchant has hired me on retainer to handle all matters of legal complexity should any be required as part of this uncivil unwar that seems to have infected this forum. His concerns, while far reaching in general are specifically focused on maintaining his name and image and brand in good standing, and my activities will involve ensuring that happens.

As part of my duties, ahem, I will be required to consider any and all action presented to me, including and up to and wherefore things, such as, and including, but not to the exclusion of, said request for a name change.

Respectfully,

Simon J. Paladino

[Slim]

Can we call Doomie, Gringo instead?

Gringo Twatburger

Pleeeaaase Doom Monster, change your username to Gringo Twatburger?

Dear Sirs,

In event of the return of One Mr Mancio, Mr. Merchant has hired me on retainer to handle all matters of legal complexity should any be required as part of this uncivil unwar that seems to have infected this forum. His concerns, while far reaching in general are specifically focused on maintaining his name and image and brand in good standing, and my activities will involve ensuring that happens.

As part of my duties, ahem, I will be required to consider any and all action presented to me, including and up to and wherefore things, such as, and including, but not to the exclusion of, said request for a name change.

Respectfully,

Simon J. Paladino

BEST DAY EVER!

[Swales4ever]

Can we call Doomie, Gringo instead?

Gringo Twatburger

Pleeeaaase Doom Monster, change your username to Gringo Twatburger?

Dear Sirs,

In event of the return of One Mr Mancio, Mr. Merchant has hired me on retainer to handle all matters of legal complexity should any be required as part of this uncivil unwar that seems to have infected this forum. His concerns, while far reaching in general are specifically focused on maintaining his name and image and brand in good standing, and my activities will involve ensuring that happens.

As part of my duties, ahem, I will be required to consider any and all action presented to me, including and up to and wherefore things, such as, and including, but not to the exclusion of, said request for a name change.

Respectfully,

Simon J. Paladino

Arlington, Barrese, Cromwell, Stein & Waltz LLP

Messrs.
Cooley, McKenzie, Paladino LLP
1 Trump Univ. Plaza
Key Largo (FL) - US oA

mr. Simon J. Paladino,esq.

Dear Sirs,

in force of the general power of attorney we hold in order to act on behalf of mr. Swales ( aka the One and Only mr. Mancio during the previous City anthropological era) we hereby acknowledge Your special power of attorney, up to the limits and within the extents underneath specimen thereby attached.

We therefore pledge ourselves to keep Your goodselves duly and promptly posted on whatsoever act, evidence, occurrence might arise to any interest underneath Your duty, also on behalf of all cunts, dicks, dumbasses, nut jobs and alias, as per herewith attached specimen a), that have happened to "infect" the board, which we proudly and relentlessly do represent in gorce of the special power of attorney, as per herewith attached specimen b).

Also, in light of the intention You have kindly and promptly specified on behalf of mr. Merchant, we feel compelled to let You have our, unsolicited, advice on the eventual matter: we strongly believe that changing such a worthy and worldwide well established name into a bizare brandmark such as Gringo Twatburger, wont bring any justice to the highly respected image and brand of mr. Merchant and might result in a severe prejudice of rights and reasons thereof, mainly failing to represent the character as eloquently, synthetically and dramatically the original name does.

We remain at Your disposal for any further,

faithfully Yours,

Aristoteles J. E. Barrese


Attachments:
a) City64, Iwastherewhenweusedstonestolightthefire et Alias: Comprehensive list of infecting species and eloquent pointed means to address; Unsettled Publishing, Sycophantville, 2016 ed.
b) Special power of attorney as endorsed

[Swales4ever]

Watch on youtube.com

that was a truely brillant parody, chief.

as a JF I had missed that big time. thanks for enlighting my darkness there. I will look into that comedy.

[City64]

Yep , this board has certainly been "infected" by a nut job for sure !

Can we add "nut job" to the poll out of interest ?