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Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 7:50 pm
by nottsblue
Do away with the League Cup for teams in European competition.

Have mentioned this before but would like to see some sort of indoor 5/6 a side. Players can only touch the ball once before either passing or having a shot. The idea would be to improve ball control and speed of awareness. Something on the lines of the legends games that used to occur at the MEN Arena. Shouldn't get too many injuries and a bit of razzmatazz could be introduced for the fans along the lines of the PL darts of T20 cricket. Both of those spin offs have greatly improved the overall sports and are hugely popular and great revenue streams.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 9:05 am
by sidSmith
We could learn so much from rugby.

Sin bins. It's fucking stupid that an opposition's star defender picks up his 5th yellow card against us, so misses the match next week v one of our rivals, which is when we'd want him to play, so we get no advantage from the foul against us.

Rolling subs. Why wait for the player to get to the sideline before the sub comes on? They make it out to be some sort of event. Just get on with it.

Treat injured players while play continues. Would stop the play acting some teams adopt if they were down to 10 men while they pissed about.

Independent time keeper. When the clock reaches 90, the match is over. Get rid of this arbitrary injury time bullshit which the ref decides.

Mic up the refs. Football did it once with David Ellerey. Haven't had the bollocks to do it again. Would be interesting to hear the refs justification for decisions and to also discipline players for what they say. Would clean up the game overnight.

Change the offside rule so that if you get back onside, turn, and still beat the defender to the ball, you're not flagged offside.

Someone already mentioned bonus points. So, an extra point for 3 or more goals scored, and one for a clean sheet. If a team goes in 3-0 down but ends up losing the match 4-3, there should be some reward for trying to get back into it and the same points as a dull 0-0 seems fair enough.

Penalty point for 3 or more yellows (sin bins ;-)) in a game. Spurs had 9 yellows v Chelsea and I assume got a financial penalty. Fuck that, they should have been docked 3 points, 1 for each 3 series of yellow cards.

Use video technology as much as feasibly possible. Basically, remove as much power from the twat in the middle as we can. They have too much influence and it's ruining the game. (see Clattenburg in fa cup final)

10 points docked each time a team is late to a ground when all you had to do that day was get to the fucking ground on time.....

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 9:09 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
Allow under21s to be loaned all season round and not restrict their movement with transfer windows.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 6:04 pm
by nottsblue
We have had the last quarter final FA cup replay. From next season the tie will be determined on the day with extra time and penalties if required

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 8:34 am
by Piccsnumberoneblue
nottsblue wrote:We have had the last quarter final FA cup replay. From next season the tie will be determined on the day with extra time and penalties if required


Another nail for the Fa Cup.
I loved the unlimited replays and getting them on during midweek straight after the original game.

My change would always be a stadium clock that stopped when the ball was out of play. It would negate all the arsing about a team winning 1-0 does.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 3:00 pm
by Dameerto
American-style time keeping for Prem matches - we could have a large clock in the stadium counting up from 0 to 90 minutes controlled by the ref and the clock stops for any incidents during the game. No need for time added on, no dodgy time related shinanigans, when it reaches 90 the match stops. And EVERYONE can see it.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 3:04 pm
by Original Dub
Exactly. Stop watch. Simples.

The reason they haven't used it so far?
Same reason they introduced goal line technology 30 odd years after they could have.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 9:59 pm
by Swales4ever
sidSmith wrote:We could learn so much from rugby.

very true, but never gonna happen.
as the say goes: “Football – a game for gentlemen played by hooligans. Rugby – a game for hooligans played by gentlemen.” Moreso referred to Regulatory Bodies.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 10:06 pm
by iwasthere2012
Swales4ever wrote:
sidSmith wrote:We could learn so much from rugby.

very true, but never gonna happen.
as the say goes: “Football – a game for gentlemen played by hooligans. Rugby – a game for hooligans played by gentlemen.” Moreso referred to Regulatory Bodies.

Gaelic football..... A game for hooligans played by hooligans.

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 10:21 pm
by Swales4ever
iwasthere2012 wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
sidSmith wrote:We could learn so much from rugby.

very true, but never gonna happen.
as the say goes: “Football – a game for gentlemen played by hooligans. Rugby – a game for hooligans played by gentlemen.” Moreso referred to Regulatory Bodies.

Gaelic football..... A game for hooligans played by hooligans.

lol

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:18 pm
by nottsblue
Dameerto wrote:American-style time keeping for Prem matches - we could have a large clock in the stadium counting up from 0 to 90 minutes controlled by the ref and the clock stops for any incidents during the game. No need for time added on, no dodgy time related shinanigans, when it reaches 90 the match stops. And EVERYONE can see it.

Yep. Though i would seperate time keepers. That way the referee has no influence as they do now. Fergie time would be banished forever

Re: Changes to the rules

PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:10 pm
by HailNerdQueen
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:The players have to wear blindfolds. Apart from Kolarov, he can take his off.

bigblue wrote:If you fake to be injured/dive, the other teams manager is allowed to strike you in the area where you claimed to be hurt.
And if two goals are scored within the same minute: Multiball

mr_nool wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:Make the goals bigger
Reduce teams to 9 a side
Fly goalie
Rolling subs
Sin bins
Orange cards
Specialist kickers for dangerous free kicks
2 goalies for a penalty
Bonus point for 5 or more goals

3 corners = penalty
Play on roller skates
Mixed teams

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:No ball for the first 20 minutes of the match.

littlebig wrote:Hot, semi naked chicks to introduce each new minute of the game like they do for each new boxing round.

mr_nool wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:I don't see any need for all those white lines and circles on the grass. Just keep playing. I have never understood the need to put air in the ball either.....it just means the ball keeps bouncing out of play.

The whole ball thing is a bit redundant to be honest. We could just get drunk, chant a bit of abuse at the away fans and then have a coin toss.


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